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You don't really think the famine is funny, do you user? edition

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shit thread you should feel bad

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sue

the plan: become a master of engineering, marry my therapist, move into a comfy suburb in new england, have at least 5 kids, raise them properly, send them to prestigious unis, retire gracefully, grow old my with my beautiful wife and die peacefully

thoughts? opinions?

Weird question incoming
Why didn't they just fish?

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No that wasn't me/

I'm a halfie lad. Half Irish this is my DNA results
I've survived with a Irish last name for 15 years living in a protestant ghetto lel
But I am a protestant despite having a father that was born in Cork
I also doxxed Ryan. Hopefully he tries to start shit with me he'll get his head pummelled but I doubt he'll say anymore because I turned up at the end of his street offerering a fight but he was too beta to leave the house and walk 30 seconds away. I saw him taking out the bins to see if I was there and then scurried away into his house quickly.

Slovak is 100 percent Ryan, trust me I say this as someone who used to know him well and met up with him irl
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Thank you.
I don't know. My friend did some shit to upset them and he's being hunted by them but that's all I'm saying.
I couldn't care less about it, I have family in the UVF and UDA. and have protection

don't be crying because I made a fool of you last thread
was just a joke you fucking baby

Shall be posting in this thread.

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Hello lads, newsbruce here with the news. Today, the Syrian Civil War

As of October 2017: the Syrian Arab Republic held 52,7% of Syrian territories (70.8% of the population); SDF-held territory constituted 25,4% (14.3% of the population); 13.7% controlled by rebel groups (including HTS; 9.2% of the population); 8.2% held by ISIL (5.7% of the population).

Stay tuned for daily reports

am at step 1 myself

now that the rates have risen does this meme i can quit my job and live off the interest generated from my savings account?

*filters newsbruce*

Also he's an absolute ugly cun who looks like a virgin

Only if you have 30 million quid in savings

your wife will divorce you halfway through and take everything orseten buisson

hello lads, dailyreportbruce here

filtering is useless

Stay tuned for daily reports

So Ryan is Ulsterlad using a Slovakian proxy?

*whips bollocks out*
why don't you put your mouth on these spuds love xx

any masters program man in?

Yes 100 percent he got so fucking defensive when I doxxed him and was offering to fight him because he shit talked behind my back despite being good friends.

Lot of talk from a virgin

deary me but this is a cringy post. deary deary deary me that is uncomfortable to read

hate death

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

ugly lad i hate from back in college juat married his literal dream girl qt french gf

IT'S NOT RUDDY FAIR

GOOD post, makes me miss caralad

That was with the map triangulating his house right?

goodness
its getting even more cringeworthy
not a pleasant experience reading these posts let me tell you!

all /brit/ posters have a mandatory obligation to acquire the following: wife, newbuild in the suburbs, ford focus

are you will ferrell in step brothers?

Why is there orange on the Irish Flag?

There's no way in hell your therapist will marry you

is yahoo broken

ESTADO DE TU VIDA

any teuto-anglo-celt man in?

>doxxing people and trying to fight because they said mean things on Sup Forums
sadcases the both of you

Anglo'd, reverse 1066 shall commence

she will if i'm a master of engineering and make six figures ;^)

Shut the fuck up you rude fucking cunt

listen wacky bruce ive had enough of you for one day

Staying in a Premier Inn in Hemel Hempstead tomorrow night and not sure if I should get their breakfast for £8.99 or go the McDonalds across the road. What do you think?

howling screeching and wailing how foreigners think Britain is a nice hogwarts place that looks like Oxford and they visit and it's basically a giant council estate lmaoooo

owen jones kinda talks like a scuffed nick clegg

small brain: doxxing people
normal brain: not doxxing people
large brain: doxxing yourself by accident
ascended brain: doxxing yourself on purpose

I thought it might have been you thanks mate. Are you juni, love you
I have photographic proof I was there
I know it is very cringey I'm just exposing Ryan though and trying to get him to actually fight me this time instead of pussying out
I apologize
Ryan alt

any /dropout/ man in

unironically ascended brain

canny be doin

2132 that's the year we're gonna give it back to them norman bastards lads

>tfw your mate gets with the oneitis
haha classic
don't care though haha i proper don't give a shit
tell me more about how she fucks haha my heart isn't being torn apart or anything lmao
proper don't even care you know lol

>Hemel Hempstead
was literally there for the first and only time yesterday and this is the first time i've ever seen it mentioned in /brit/
weirddd

youtube.com/watch?v=l78VNe_dhAM

Failed my second year of uni, got re-admitted by claiming I had been caring for my gf

giz yer story then

t.

Wow, bit of a rude post, that one. That's no way to talk about someone who let you fight our wars for us.

Aspiring here. FUCK jobs desu I legitimately never want to be employed.

I don't think you understand N.Irish culture. We settle things by fighting.
Beta cunts like yourself wouldn't understand

>voluntarily sending your DNA in to random companies for "muh heritage" testing
ah yes, DEFINITELY won't be ending up in the ol' Five Eyes database

>should i go to the local place or the shit yank chain
hmm

therapists aren't real. they're only on tv

budget hotel breakfasts are a rip off, get yourself a hearty mcdonalds brekkie lads

>I don't know. My friend did some shit to upset them and he's being hunted by them but that's all I'm saying.
>I couldn't care less about it, I have family in the UVF and UDA. and have protection
found that when i read these posts, my face did an involuntary grimace. dont think ive ever physically cringed before but that post has gone and done it. well i never

and the worst part is he keeps going
>Are you juni, love you
>trying to get him to actually fight me this time instead of pussying out
good lord! face just contorted again! this is really quite incredible

avro was a gimmick for like one day you twat

I wanted to know because my Dad died and I don't know his family at all and I only have 1 grandparent so I can't find out my roots.
60 quid is fuck all
ryan alt. hurry up and fight me lad

More like hearty attacky haha

juniper probably would have encouraged you to kill yourself lol no not juni but just as old irish poster good luck in future la

Yes, the GF is out of bed. Time for a wank.

Hmm, those white crime rates are a little low

Lana Del Reys album Born To Die is really good
can't believe it took me 5 years to discover

I would stuff their cunts and assholes with as many potatoes as possible.

ah yes it's time for the daily northern irish grumble

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masterbait was an oldfag though

small brain: wanking my willy
normal brain: wacking my williker
large brain: walloping my wollongong
ascended brain: whittling my wollywopper

got called a thot in movida

Fuck King Billy, and fuck Orange People.

spotted the jew lads

ah yes Virgin blocks int archives but not int

vey good

Complete gibberish.

meight u are so far behind but better leight than never

so here's the thing

>some our most disadvantaged and vulnerable residents
Ah yes, love the new euphemism for heroin addicts and petty criminals.

Spent the last 20 minutes with my next door neighbour conversing about how much we both love God and his son Jesus.

took CS degree

realise i couldn't give a shite about CS or any computer or coding related subject and that i'd rather neck myself than do this for a living

>60 quid is fuck all
Give out 20s to the homeless?

ah yes the proverbial "belfast"

just yelled a statement consistent with a terror attack at the top of my lungs in a crowded public space lads

just like half the runts at uni

I'm your National Anthem, God, you're so handsome
Take me to the Hamptons, Bugatti Veyron

I'm not Northern Ir*ish I was born in Scotland to English and Scottish parents and lived in Cambridge for a while. My accent isn't even that Northern Irish
Trinners, fitizen? Cheers anyway breh same to you.
Actually have five quid to a homeless guy the other day
It is a shithole. Moving next year to Haddington

i'd say you're whittling for a walloping sunshine

Bet you used the same image 5 years ago when replying to people who said that the NSA monitors and stores all internet traffic.

me
I dropped out at the end of my second year because I got bored and failed my exams

been a NEET since then
don't want to stop being a NEET sicne it's too comfy

having sex with a child lads

what's that la? you want watch the World Series highlights? sure, la there ya go

youtu.be/k_Nmbmi02Vs

Im going to start CS and feel like this will be me

really don't know what to do now, become an electrician?

we're never travelling to other star systems
attempts to colonise mars will fail
advancements in computing technology will eventually hit a ceiling
the oceans will reclaim a lot of land, reducing the amount of living and farming space
Africas population is still rapidly inflating
humans are getting more and more depressed and mentally ill as a result of living in an unnatural lifestyle

we're honestly fucked, lads
i'm never having kids. there's no point.
we've practically drained the Earths resources at this point so if civilization collapses they'll NEVER reach the level we're at now
we've hit peak humanity. it's all down hill from here.
only thing to do now is take drugs and hope you die before people start killing eachother over food and water.