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alri?

found this aldi knockoff hot chocolate in the cupboard just now called "choceur"
is that even a word

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why is the rectal cavity so good at absorbing stuff into the blood stream?
that's where you POO

Blacks HATE the GOP

Based

might be some continental "language"

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

Amazing how it doesn't absorb poo into the bloodstream and give everybody sepsis.

>Choceur - Quality Chocolate Range Exclusive to ALDI

coz usually when the food has gone through the stomach all the shit has been filtered out by the liver and kidneys and whatnot, the intestines are for absorbing all the nutrients from food without any thought to filtering
dumb sausage looking bastards, might heem them

thailad
thailad
thailad

how are you

thanks doctor

Redheads are the thinking mans woman

yeh good u?

why do you hate non-red heads?

why did you accuse me of being a j*w for posting this image of you

This one's called Stella was a diver and she's always down

yeah I'm pretty good

jimmy saville ITT

Just had some fantastic sex lads

Thinking men have moved beyond the need for the female race

*strangles you with my stethoscope*
thats MR doctor

I didn't, I was trying to sell you a selfie
sound

Feces have bacteria in them and the intestines is absolutely loaded with bacteria. If the rectum is so good at absorbing things into the bloodstream why doesn't it absorb the bacteria from poo?

*deposits one BTC into your account*

alri?

I'm fascinated by you
thought you might like to know

hmmmmm

I like non redheads.

bacteria is much MUCH bigger than a fucking molecule of 69-FAG-POO

so why do you hate redheads?

might make some eggs lads fucking starving aren't i

lol

seems legit
Hmm, if true I'm sure you could find something/somebody more worthy of your attention lad.

>Thinking men have moved beyond the need for the female race

I wish Emma would look at me like this.

*rusts you*

>rust me

how the fuck should i know cunt

I've noticed that 8/10 times I see an attractive redhead, either on the internet or in real life, they're not a real redhead

I want Rupert Grint to fart while sitting on my face.

idea: videos of myself trying out different experimental diets and recording the changes in my poo

Had 2 (two) drags of a cigarette and the foul taste is in my throat 2 hours later

Interesting question. Actually i prefer them

anime was a mistake

australians are experts at shitposting so they should be experts on shit as well

I actually hate all women regardless of hair color

consider myself an ironic meme connoisseur

Is Kevin Spacey definitely a nonce then

just plugged the toilets
could feel this one was going to be a problem

delete this picture of my gf

Happy Loy Krathong lads!

>they should be experts on shit as well
well i am an expert on yanks, so you've got a point

did any new accusations come out?

>its that time of year again when i enter an uncontrollable month-long period of constant shitposting
help

is ask.com broken

also don't like it around this time cause of roaches

summer cunt
(I did the same when I was a teenager)

for me it's that time all the time

*filters arsestrailia*
cant help ya mate

haven't had a good poo in ages lads

They're saying he's been praying on youn actors at the old Vic for years and that he invited someone to New York and groomed them

Wtf when did other people start dating my gf

what the fuck
didn't know poofs wanted to pretend to be celebrity rape victims for attention too

who is this fluid druid

the google says that its "dog" and "blond"

I want to sex up Emma Watson's holes and have her lick her own vaginal juices from my cock.

I had a sample of a £60 chocolate bar in London once and it was bland. Honestly the £1 chocolate in lidl and aldi are far better

>tfw gf is completely flat chested
browsing here is just depressing now

>hes complaining while at the same time having GF

ah yes, "fuck off normie twat"

dog will not stop FUCKING licking my leg
think she's menopausal

>fallacy of relative privation
fuck off runt. literally anyone can get a gf just lower your standards

be nice, you'll miss that dog one day.
ah yes you're the autistic destiny viewer who sperged out at my comments a few days ago

consider this your last (you)

Thinking of organising a trip to the doctor for next weekend, concerned I have neurological issues that could be indicative of damage or a tumor.

just plugged my last bit of K
either heaven or hell awaits me

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Hm?

have no idea what you are on about I've never played destiny

reminder the emma watson poster is black

When I was 17 a girl told me she fingered her bumhole while thinking of me. Then she moved to Texas 4 days later. Ahh, the one that got away

based

he is clearly a man of excellent taste

>has a gf
Gtfo

...and?

best chocolate and it's reasonably priced

half an hour of toil remains

no muslim country is in the top 20 for suicide rates

No APT presented in this image.

hello nigger

lmao
its like the western world is in a race to see which country will become the ultimate cuck the quickest

you can have her. She's way too high maintenance and after the initial thrill wears off I'd rather masturbate than bother having sex most of the time

>thailad is a lindt fan
not suprising at all

nothing wrong with lindt

*sends thailad a barf tasting hershey bar*

true but it's for women

nothing wrong with lindt

Have no idea what that means
Learned man. My hand gets me off better than any slut. Need to find a girl with a pussy like my hand

Hello, would anyone like to hear a joke? I made it just now.

Go for it mate