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Ah yes D.N.A edition.

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NIGGER!!!!!

love no wave me

Lewis Therooks

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out of my thread
stat

NEED her in my life.
The only way to stay effete with global news is to have smoking hot newscasters.

goodnight lads xx

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such a good tune
such a good baseline
great drumming
excellent solo
wacky cowboy gimmick
horrifying video that feels like a bad acid trip
this is what rock music should be
but before this song came out, nothing was close to the excellence that is Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

Stay away from our women.

>that
>smoking hot
lol i've found hotter chicks in my freezer

How do I meet girls lads

Absolutely sniggering at you batty boy yanks. It's au fait and none of you picked it up. Chortling even.

had a VERY awkward lunch when the former gf (who I fucked yesterday) AND the korean who might like me both sat down with me
I then made it even more awkward by mentioning how they both joke I'm a misogynist, then continued to dig the grave by accidentally saying women are stupid

hey
*clears throat*
so tired
so tired
but i had a nice dinner
nice
look
all gone
all gone

unironically /soc/

>effette
>au fait
speak english dingbat

URGH THE SOLO MMMMmmm
SO DELICIOUS

get friends

...

>primus

Seriously baby
I can prescribe anything I want

never had a gf
wonder if its a reflection on me or if its society's fault

liam hears his mom cough through the paper-thin walls and over the sound of his whirring tower stack as he raps "nigger" out onto the keyboard

The funny thing about this song is that the "American" cowboys are white which is a dreadful inaccuracy

so
tomorrow i have to drive to dublin
dublin of all places
i hate it
i hate driving around the m50
hate it
and that new mohai motorway
on the way up to dublin
god its so long
hate it
well
tis alright like
but
tis not to look at
still
if its to go to the airport
dont mind that

im going to punch tim in the back of the head

can't drive all the way to ireland mate

hello nigger

*turns towards you so that i may never be punched*

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chewn legs

what if he has a car that runs on water
didn't think of that did you?

not with that attitude

SEE THIS CHAP HERE
HE HELD UP HIS FIST TO ME IN A THREATENING MANNER
THIS GUY WAS GOING TO *hehe* PUNCH ME

fuck off jap

Like a fever dream you awaken. Lost. Everything so unreally real. The rain never used to feel this manner of wet. You climb out of the ditch. Bits and pieces of memory return. Stabbing you. Prodding you. You desperately fight against them. They cannot dig their roots
Cambodia 1983. Summer. So fucking hot. She looks at you. Weighing her options. A lighter is opened. A cigarette hangs from her lips. There is something predatory about her. She notices you but hasn't noticed you are aware of her deliberately fleeing away from your eye contact.

already factored that into account, i was referring to the distance

almost fell down the stairs lads haha what am i like

binged s2 of mr robot
thought it was quite good but would have been frustrating if drawn out over 10 weeks
now thinking best to just wait until s3 is finished to start it incase its the same thing

do not care and did not read a single letter of your post

goodnight

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Ping pong ching chong chong

listening to a$ap rocky

buck naked...

I accidentally made out the word Cambodia.

The biggest hop is South Island to Tasmania
After you do that it's just tiny little hops
It's only like 900 miles so just take a couple of red bulls and a sandwich with you

microwilly

only a yank would think this was worth a post alone

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he'd just have to drive to thailand and then he'd be on land the rest of the time

well good morning
bit cold out
irish weather
sun is out though
hopefully it'll warm up a bit
on my way home now from dublin
six time dis week
erm
yep
in enfield service station now
go see can i get some food
alright
dont know what the rest of the day ill do
just see how it goes
talk to you again
bye

having a chip

pic related, a chip

>'o'
yanks o.u.t.

love incels

yanks own guns to compensate for their tiny willies

how do I achieve this look

it's called method writing you thick fucking petrol addled boganite minge sampler

>post history
state

yelping

I neither have a gun nor a tiny willy

satan is female

Read a bit more Ian McEwan.

>not having a gun
frig off back to commieland nerd

no wonder niggers own so many guns then

doubt it

be a yank

You live in the era of ONLINE DATING, it has quite literally never been easier IN HUMAN HISTORY to meet a girl

jesus was a black woman of colour

ah
so poisonous leaded water, soy, aspartame, high fructose corn syrup and carbs?

ahem back in the stone age all you had to was club her on the back of the head and she'd be yours

Never been easier for girl to meet men either, it's raised their standards massively. If you lived in a small town in the '50s and your only way of socialising was the weekly dance, you'd eventually have to settle and set realistic standards

Implying you would be alpha enough to club zugina

relative morality is reducible to mob rule
ergo two child molesters can spitroast a newborn and be morally justified

lol

that's some bad hat harry

really fries your wontons

>gosh I wish it was the 50s again

Constipation is garbage. Like there's poop up there and i want it out.
Must everything be so damn complicated

Just one more day of toil, wage slaves

>Brit in PRC, ignore flag

Don't wish it was the 50s, the past was objectively shit. Only that saying "omg online dating is so easy" is nonsense

israel is basically america's pet project of creating a country
only we've become so obsessed with this nationbuilding hobby that all we care about is israel

nowt wrong with wishing to be bac in a time when the ever reaching strangling hands of kikes were a little less powerful

>nowt wrong with wishing to be bac in a time when the ever reaching strangling hands of kikes were a little less powerful

it's were not was

umm sweaty, our relations only started going after 67

The Australian Phenotype

imagine wanting to live in the shitty 50s

christ alive

they were pretty comfy years for us

Want to give Emma some loving of the horizontal tango variety.

Love it when some runt like Seychelles tries to impose on the USA.

Once bought a /brit/ mate some clothes, but his stuff hadn't worn out yet so he started screaming at me about 'early threads'

no they weren't

very small brain

*lives in the 50s*
*likes it*
well asbestosfags?

makes you think

50s nostalgia is pretty brainlet desu

in back to the future the 50s seemed pretty swell

Worst part of the day is waking up

friendly reminder yanks were the ones that fucked over everyone, kikes included, in suez

Didn't know bacha bazi was so lethal. Say 'no' to 'no'nces