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Untrue by Burial edition.

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might do an ol' 'cide

keep us posted

lemme tag along lad

death to new zealand

going to the counterfeit artmongers for some counterfeit art, anyone want anything?

see

might loose the v tonight but I haven't fixed my phimosis yet

watching a video of a tranny sucking off a phimocock right now
you'll be reet

>burial post kindred
he lost the magic

>people actually listen to this and conflate this with country music
NIGGER
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ah yes, not like i have the ability to open two tabs

counterfeit art please

just reviving an ol' 'mick

cannot fathom the idea of getting texted by a girl

counterfeit 'netto mate

dixie chicks are the devil's fav

I really struggle to hold conversations with anyone over any sort of messaging platform besides t' 'chon

>> 2 in the morning
>>get message saying "I want to talk, come to mine?"
>>summer holidays so have nothing better to do
>> 30 minute drive to her flat
>>invites me in and says do you want to get in bed
>>I say ok because I thought she was being friendly
>>asks if I'm uncomfortable wearing jeans
>>I say yes because I'm genuinely uncomfortable and I think I'm still here to chat
>>take them off
>>she straddles me and starts kissing me
>>realise I'm not here for a chat

the devil is a mong twat and i shall heem him
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got texted by a girl once
it was just about the details for a dead mate's funeral

ah fuck. i cant believe youve done this

the devil went down to georgia
he was looking for a soul to steal

same here lad

yesterday I sent a link to a video which he would find funny to an old friend over messenger and I struggled to do that, had to close the window and haven't been back since.

ih fick. cin't billive yeev din thus

imagine actually being fucking british lmao

think I finally understand islam

not good is it?

talking to 2 lasses but neither of them seem like a go

beached as bru

FOY

*shits down your throat*

getting rather antsy about meeting the proto-gf

imagine actually losing against fucking vietnamese farmers lmao

Post your dock lads

Business model:
1.Watch a doco
2.Do a wank
3.Listen to some sad music and do a so called "depression"
4.Sleep

and you're thoughts

>A Naked Legacy: A Harry Potter + Metal Gear Crossover

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>family of accents
why are all yanks such daft twats

Make something
Change something
Make something, change something
Make something BETTER

shuts diwen yir threwt

bet this yank thought americans wouldn't win

almost as bad as losing against yemeni peasants hey

imagine losing to yank farmers lmao

better than losing against yenotsomany peasants

wtf

the south sea seppo rushes to defend it's master

>m-m-muh liebruls made us lose
screeching

the sewth si sippew

you lost in vietnam too
twat

India is thinking of boycotting Chinese-made goods because they simply can't compete. Why are all former British colonies, except for Singapore and Hong Kong, absolute shite? Why are the former colonies that are run by Chinese some of the best places in the world?

I won in vietnam

good lads desu
need the chinks out of business

I one in vietnam

>Why are the former colonies that are run by Chinese some of the best places in the world?
australia's not that good mate, wind your neck in

I wasn't alive yet, actually.

no I figured we would, jealousy breeds contempt
new zealand is the objectively correct answer however

Taiwan in Vietnam.

DELET

Started thinking about the Falklands war and creased the other day. Imagine how embarrassing it must have been to be Argentinian at the time.

>aussie pillocks ACTUALLY followed the yanks into vietnam

3/4 of the grandparents surnames are english but i get the 1 irish one
feel very hard done by

This SEA woman posted one of those okay to be white signs on her campus.

remember when people actually believed thailad was some innocent nonce living in south-east asia and not some mega racist?

based

not sure why you thought we'd care

you can tell we were kiked from the start
reckon if we had people who actually gave a shit about the nation we could be a world power by now

remember not caring about "personalities"

"woman"

dumb crossposters have no concept of what would make a good post due to an innate lack of creativity, they don't think, they just do

...

India uh... finds a way

yeah hilarious isn't it

nice priorities mate

>cor streuth s-she'll be roight ma-- *gets strafed by a drunk yank in a warthog*

noncery is treated like illegal downloads over there

not unlike your parents when they conceived you

chortled out loud to this

tell me lad
if those same people showed up at some autistic rightwing rally, would you believe it?
10 people all crowded together, clear black bold black text printed on thin paper and stuck to the same wood handle

Ahh yes a fringe-minority advocacy present at some random protest in a different country

Certainly the top of my priorities

>oh yes old boy, nyesssss, why, i do say so, warthogs can strafe, now, where is that young supple eight year old

>You wouldn't nonce a child

tis

Do I need an Ethernet switch for a small lan party? Thailad looking in your direction

no but you do need friends

speak for yourself *joins the british army*

need a mal maloy gf

morning lads
morning nonce

it actually isn't fuck off nonce

we've become yank lapdogs because you abandoned us tbqh
tried to stick it out as long as we could with malaya and borneo then you fucked off east of suez
not big enough to go it alone

depends on how many people you plan on inviting and where you're doing it

no but i'd nonce an adult

Morning

rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

Depends, probably not but it'd likely be a benefit

Whos Ian
And why you throwing him a party

excuses

Greenwich Peninsula is the future of our great country (got dual citizenship like my mate Stephen Parry).

Birds of a feather BRRRRRT together

hmm

>excuses
whats yours?