/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

The Redneck Penman(pbuh) edition

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stinky normie edition

Everyone here is a chad except for me

hell yeah

/ulster/

Plantway is a normie

Hell yeah little bl*Ck boi

Arkansas fucks on the regular

I just said that

That makes him chad not normie
Dumb chad

chads have to have a stacy, plantway doesn't

...

chad here what's up nerds

I blame the jews

Y O R K S H I R E tbqh

I missed you

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*nglo

>ge*rgian

On a boat y'all

>c*mmiefornian

STOP IT

just been trying to improve my life still haven't got a job

>

Coastlets

>still haven't got a job
maybe because there aren't any jobs in Yorkshire

what type of work are you trying to do

>what's the matter calianon, can't handle the banter?
>mehmet ozman
wew this is the most stereotypical name

this is a beautiful piece of southern collegiate gothic

>what type of work are you trying to do
any never had a job before im a neet haha xx

>finns

>americans

rip u

It's so... anglo... but it's in Missouri. It's beautiful.

>it's now used as a lecture hall
>look up the lectures
>find this

o dear

HEEBED

it's like a cariacture of america that i see on the internet, but never thought was actually real

Big ship

where are you lad
be sure to sink any refugee rafts you see on the Med

>but never thought was actually real
lol

Im passing the bosphorus
No ar*p ships to sink here im afraid

Just passed a photo gallery about papaturk
Its name was "more than a human"

dog bless

A girl accidentally touched my hand for a second while i was handing her bag
Instantly cummed in my pants

Does this count as losing your virginity

Gonna buy some traditional turkish sweets on my way home
Then eat them all myself

I hugged girls before so i dont think so

Do you have fried cheese there? I loved fried cheese when I lived in Hungary and Turkish people have said that they have it too.

Yeah i sometimes have it with eggs
Its good, you can have it with fried dough

Think I'll buy me a Ukrainian girl

good morning /dixie/

morning

One norg already did it, ahah.
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that picture is not texas

START POSTING BEFORE I PISS MESELF

Hunky southern men are so seductive. No homo. Would love to get spit roasted by them.

Mornin

Hyper homo
I've already informed our resident homosexual of your desire, he will be here shortly

Delete yourself

I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE

fuck I’m in fucking virgina right now
fuck this state
I almost got a ticket last time

>USA has a state for virgins

It was named after the status of the queen actually.

>the american queen was a virgin
how embarassing haha xx

You know who I meant.

>no texan hapa gf
just die in my sleep already (._.)(;_;)

i did just acting dumb for some reason baka

texas is such a beautiful state wish it didn't have all the crime and poverty and shit healthcare

No income tax there tho.

>and shit healthcare
It's because niggers and mexicans wait until they're dying to go to the emergency room

property tax there is fucked

>property tax there is fucked
Is it? How so?

>It's because niggers and mexicans wait until they're dying to go to the emergency room
and they get it free but normal hardworking people get fucked out the wallet as they die of various diseases

third world tier

higher than surrounding states and they're really anal about calculating it. A lot of people just say fuck it and end up renting

>third world tier
CharlieGard.jpg

1984 wasn't meant to be an instruction manual sweaty :))))))

shit here is fucked though

how is forcing other people to pay for a kid to be kept alive in constant pain with massive brain damage good in any way desu
i understand the parents not giving up, it's their kid, but the govt made the right decision

politicians just made it into a political issue to criticise the government tbqh

>forcing other people
they had all the money they needed for treatment in the US from donations tho

>but the govt made the right decision
The point is that it wasn't theirs to make

ah yeah i agree there, i think they were close to getting permission in the end but their sons brain damage got even worse and he died

hello, fags

all me

i forgot to ask why you didn't go to uni last night

>i forgot to ask why you didn't go to uni last night
i failed ofc, didn't hand my work in

got above average grades on the stuff idid hand in, guess im smar tbutlazy haha xxx

rip

how do you get rid of that massive stake in the heart you get when you think about a past crush

delet

the sweet embrace of death

on no fap

fug, deleted it due to grammatical errors

Masturbate, try the inverted one. This is a novel way of jerking in which the hand remains at rest, while the pelvis performs a continuous movement.

>tfw hitchhiking in Texas
It's nice but a good burger in these small towns is expensive. I get picked up within 15 minutes Everytime though, last ride was in a 2016 mustang. Very comfy, good southern hospitality.

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Madison

terrible post

this is a /TJ/ general

b-but Madison and Jefferson were BFFs!

>tfw confused him with hamilton
I should sleep

Congay licks weenies lole

there is a Cunt amongst us and he is ON to something, i fear he might be GAY

I think I found him

test

Hey you are in vacations now, right ?

in holidays *

no unfortuanetly
my semi-finals are ending next week but classes will continue afterwards, i dont know when vacation will begin

maybe in like a month but not sure
our classes here started way after when the europoors's started cause of the heat so its understandable it will end way after aswell,last year vacation started a week after new years

>Sup Forums is a bunch of ugly subhumans insulting each other
I'd buy that
It's only embarrassing to be a virgin as a male
If you're a nonvirgin woman who isn't married you're just a whore

>go out to buy gas
>95 octane at 14.88/liter

14 is unironically good
Not 88 because Hitler is dead and the US fought against him anyway

>liter
disgusting

>got off work an hour early

coldass rain came through

now im huddled up in a blanket drinking sweet tea and bout to play some majoras mask

I always confuse them too, I have no idea why.

>not playing Skyrim: Special Edition: Deluxe Remaster

because none of the Founders except TJ matter