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Why can't you?
smoke weed not fish
Post LEGS haha
/fit/ btfo
ah yes, the African-American Chiwetel Ejiofor
Stop posting this slant
Who's that gut lord marching, you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
hairy subhuman
shes 24
The jokes write themselves
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Far from being fat lad, it's the angle
I weigh 70 kilos for 1,78m
I get what you mean but technically you writing a joke is a joke writing another joke
>70 kilos for 1,78m
you're fat
fat
change.org
business idea: make the urls of your site depdent on the page title no matter how long it is
What kind of dog is this
Woah, guess I am
Post fucking machines
12cm taller than but same weight
Didn't even consider deciphering this post
who is this and where did u get it
>title
love notts
it's me. i sent him pics
prince harry is such a bender, would HEEM him if I saw him on the street
Makes me feel itchy lad. Here's one of my nice jumpers so we can have a friendly thread.
what do you love about Noteatingham
femvak from /v4/
the twitter employee who deleted realdonaldtrump is an obvious false flag agent . a right winger trying to make it look like lefties are all pro censorship fascists
didn't take much, did it
good place, simple as
neet = rorke
>too much spare time and self-reflection. has grandiose concerns about the world without really actually engaging in it. tied in with this are self-awareness of shortcomings compensatef for with political ideology. easily startled, very depressed - rorkeism provides easy scapegoats
student = leftypol/sheed
>brainwashed by his lecturers, no experience of the real world, seduced by easy to swallow theories and critiques.
wagecuck = centrist
>realises politics is pointless, realised he is trapped, realises that whatever it is rorkes and sheeds are talking about its too abstract and in either scenario he'd still be toiling. only wishes for the easing of his toiling but is never rewarded this. dreams of a day when there will be no more toil, not on the morrow, not on the morrow thereafer and not on morrows to come.
Told the gf that I was thinking of buying a new watch a while back and she got this for me today
Gonna have to get her something in return
Will still go this weekend to look at the watches and buy one myself
How many sheep had to lay down their lives for this badboy?
Wish I was wealthy and had a GF so I could go on a Norweigan Fjord cruise with her
lycamobile on every street outside the centre
couldn't give less of a shit about jewish teens being diddled just want good acting
might take mine on one just to spite you now
>$10 replica omega
come on mate
>is my ass too big user?
it's NOT ok to be white
tweeting is one short step away from talking to yourself like a crazy person
do it and post pics
any gay lads in
>ass
fuck off yank
hows it any different to facebook or instagram posts
should i have eggs or soup for lunch?
proud owner of a replica LA galaxy kit because of are becks
did someone cum on her
business idea : trust a gin drinker
Really angry that so much drama bullshit is caused on Twitter that it's effecting real life.
Everything is fake here but it's still nice of her
tweeting is one short step away from posting on /brit/
The kid isnt his. Its black as fuck, at least 5 shades blacker than Nia even. Thats why they dont show it to anyone. Nia cheated on Bill with the nigger from that ""movie"" she had a "part" in last year. Its on vimeo and the dates check out.
I also know for a fact, when the baby was born Bill started making slight mentions for a paternity test, at which point Nia flipped the fuck out and ousted him from his own house. That was 2 weeks after the baby was born. Bill was living in a hotel for 5 days, eventually Nia's brother convinced him that the baby is super black because of some of their super black ancestors. Bullshit of course, but Bill desperately needs the lie. Especially when Nia's brother straight up told him that she would sooner file for divorce than let the baby have a paternity test. So, he apologized to her, swore he would drop the paternity test mentions and she took him back. I feel so fucking bad about the guy, I wish I never learned any of this shit.
it's not
neither is this
egg soup
Literally why should I care
nice fanfic you faggot
None mate. Cashmere silk blend.
Full jealous that Sruli Recht moved to your part of the world. Would murder plenty of sheep to get his gear.
That's what he gets for being a beta cuck and not standing up for himself.
*drives on a parkway*
*parks on a driveway*
why do you know so much about a random stand up comedian who has 5 minute acting roles every so often lol
gf just sent me this
it's true
The lovely Nia
can't remember what its like to have friends
got a willy
t. comedy central
A chore
Make a friends spreadsheet and re-connect
didn't have friends from about the age of 14 until i was 18 and i think i acclimatised to it too well
now i don't really like having friends or having to do stuff with them, i much prefer to sit at home and shitpost t bh
bloke on tube with a swastika on his knuckle
What a cunt, not seen anything like that in London in all the years I've lived here, closest was some combat 18 weirdos wrecking the bogs of a boozer in tooting in about 1998.
I really wanted to tell him what a dickhead he is but there were lots of families around and somehow it seemed a bit of a risk, really pissed me off.
not sure i understand this post
not having good poos lately
might be in a bit of trouble
plot all your past present and future friends on a spreadsheet, contact them one by one and cross them off as you go:
>wanker
>drifted apart
>weirdo
>deece
>solid mate
absolutely convinced that a so-called friend invited me to a small discord group to pen me off away from the main social group while being able to keep an eye on me.
on the one hand that severely overweights my importance to him, on the other i can see him taking a cautious approach
Harriet harman told the ashtray joke
poo niggers are rioting in melbourne again lads
rice niggers would never do this
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Any phoneposting toilsmen present?
can't believe there are people called peniston who haven't change their name decades ago
>plot your future friends
I'm phoneposting friend
the cockburn's just pretend its pronounced differently
This is why I hate people
Hope you ruin him
mum wants to get a boarder in the guest room
fingers crossed for a cute girl desu
Or change it completely like in the case of Olivia Wilde
don't cross your fingers too much mate, you might need 'em
would have worked better if you changed it to a dollar you know
thought that was just a stage name
but she probably spread more stds after she changed her name
they would think poorly of you for living with your mum
radcen idea: legalise gay marriage but only for the upper class