This is a Brazilian shower

This is a Brazilian shower
please be nice to Brazilians they have hard lives.

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how do you not die while using this?

You learn something new here everyday

This is a German toilet
please be nice to Germans they have hard lives.

I'd rather wash in a bucket of cold water than go near that shit
Don't you have, like, hot water tube installed next to cold one?

Of course it's a pole posting about german toilets

don't worry Marie, it's only electrons
youtube.com/watch?v=9YgorDRKoEo&t=14s

In America they kill prisoners with that

>30A 600V
no it isn't

its not clean, you had one job

Have a nice day, you have hard lives

*used to kill

Fucking retarded, Jesus Christ sudamerica.

In Peru I was once nearly electrocuted by one of these things. While the shower was running, I touched the shower handle and got shocked.

If my foot were on the grounded drain, I would have been dead.

Wtf is that

kek, you are a pussy

Do you guys become resistant to electrocution because of your retarded electrics or something? In countries that aren't third world shitholes, there are safety standards that prevent people from dying while they take a shower.

ah yes, omg you are clearly superior! and not a fucking pussy that cant stand touching an ungrounded shower handle lmao

You're setting yourself up for bants dude.

It's pretty well known here you don't mess with the shower while it's still running.

The shower in Op's pic is an makeshift electric shower, most electric showers are safe as long as they don't superheat (they are made of plastic), but you will only find them in low class houses and cheap hotels, gas heated showers are common too

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as an electrician this is giving me a stroke

Every Brazilian is pretyy much Blanka, yes.

This is so fucking fake

>Be Brazilian
>Live in a hot country
>Want warm water
I don't see the logic

Underrated

>implying you can effectively wash away sweat and dirt with cold water

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Oh my fuckin god, saved.

>sudamerica
CHI

my shower
r8

Agora é que percebi o porquê de os brasileiros cheirarem mal como o caralho

wew

lol toda a europa cheira muito mais mal que a gente

too tall for a brazilian
must be a polish shower

>polish
>shower

haha epic more polish jokes

:)

>its not clean
what did he mean by this ??

>tall

We are not Amerindian from a Spanish speaking country like you

The Brazilian is the true descendant of the Portuguese BLACK BULL. YAKUB's electron surges have no power over us or our descendants. The diaspora of KARA BOGA stands tall.

>Nearly electrocuted
>got electrocuted

Giggled

>that power outlet
nice try joao

Electrocution is a portmanteau of electricity and execution. You can't get electrocuted and live.

>You can't get electrocuted and live
someone americanbear this new gem ahahah

>t. electron

lel

got a colleague who just got back from Peru and apparently did the same thing

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrocution
Retard

>wikipedia
>"Retard"
ahahahahahahahaahhaha
youtube.com/watch?v=iwbE5x8HFlM

youtube.com/watch?v=X14e9Fwxa8w
trust me i'm only a high energy subatomic particle ahahahahahh

>x source doesn't count because it doesn't support my retarded claims

amerikid never saw a book in his life ahahahahahaha
"mom why people die when electrocuted?"
"go google it, i'm busy with my boyfriend Tyrese"
ahahahahah

>muritard doesnt know that electrocution isnt only the death penalty execution but can also be accidental folgoration that doesnt need to be letal to be called so
top kek you cant make this shit up

literally the third sentence

You realize in most countries moving the shower handle is not a death sentence right?

I don't get it, don't you guys have sun all the time? We're talking near equator here. Paint a keg black, put it on the roof, warm water.

>poland research and development department

More like a trip to italian coast.

i see through your lies, (((electron))).

nah it's a valid question
and i don't know how much a solar power installation would cost here. it's not very popular when you have the cheapest electricity on the planet
but yeah, should we install that?

>solar power installation
i think you should re read that post

I wish i could afford one of those
Pic related is mine

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>brazilian engineering

The fuck is that shit? Why would you put all those wires in your shower?

To be honest I feel shocks everywhere. It is weird.

what, why...
>Paint a keg black
....oh! yeah slav science

Black things absorb more heat from the sunlight.

unpainted metallic things absorb them better methinks
anyways, i saw the diagrams and using water tanks for hot water on demand is no-bueno
with the electric showerhead you get boiling water on an instant, with boiler water tank it can end and you have to wait until it gets full again. that's a problem if you take in account many (not all, just a lot) southamerican families have lots of members living under a same water system

>unpainted metallic things absorb them better
Unpainted metal still will lose significant part of energy due to reflection of light.

Very resourceful.

As funny as that is it's not a bad idea

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I think they heat up in the water in the actual showerhead with electricity rather than having a central gas heater

SAVAGE
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BTFO

you mean that in most first world countries people would die if they touched an ungrounded shower handle? I understand why islam is taking europe then

LMAOOO

>implying there's Mountain Dew in Brazil

The first time I've been in Brazil I took all my showers wearing flip flops

would that even help?

Isn't hot anytime and everywhere. Far you go to south, colder will be. In winter is common 12ºC in cities like Rio, 5º in São Paulo and lower than that in the south or in the countryside of São Paulo state or Rio mountain region. Even in Northeast, near the fucking Equator line, there temperatures below 15º in elevated regions. In the south the we had 0ºc and lower.

I don't know for you, but to me < 20ºc is enough to take a hot shower.

Well, it doesn't avoid the shock, but the rubber sole is what avoid to the current (in a shock without footwears) flows through your body to the earth, this could leave you completely paralized since you're literally a human capacitator...

But idk if a flip flop could save my life against a shock from a 220V ~ 20A shower..

is funny because my shower does actually looks like this.

How do you even turn that on?

>to go Brazil
>"user, make sure you wear flip flops in shower"
>"Why Anonette?"
>"You will get shock barefoot"
>mfw

>have enough money to go to Brazil
>dolar is over double in reais
>but not to stay at a proper place

I was at a party in the middle of the state of Sao Paulo in some shitty town. The people were like what I would call people from the south here rednecks.

Don't take Brazil for granted, you can get killed by a shower, bad roads, lost bullets, junkies, thieves, animals, shitty healthcare...