ive made the thread early in hopes that Big Iron will stamp on my bollocks edition
/brit/
please suck on my willy
cheerio
FUCK THE JANNY
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the government doesn't want you to see this pic
ABSOLUTE GAPING ANUS
*goes to suck on it*
*bites it off*
You must have a position if that's the case.
>balkan shithole calling anyone else third world
the chon is being a bit slow lads
told the gf to suck the dick and she bit it off
THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN
the london experience
you're a bit slow lad
we'll sail to the stars
lads yousee that Texco had the Xbox One S at £50 by accident
Can't believe I missed that corker
autistic finnish GF
mr goldstein is opening the office at 8am tomorrow for extra toil. no friday drinks for me haha
Europeans are really just pale Africans. It's the same mindset and same wartorn history. Hell, Eastern Europe probably has similar IQ averages to many African nations.
Realistically speaking it's the new world nations which have been the most successful in their time.
fucking YUCK
hello battyboy
>tell someone I'm anti-immigration and a UKIP voter
>"b-b-but you're a paki!"
HATE lefties
you a fucking paki m8?
amsterdam is a british colony
like hong kong was in china
do the accent
>probably
you know it's a verifiable fact right
any belle and sebastian man in?
Umm
en.m.wikipedia.org
>British Israelism (also called Anglo-Israelism) is a movement which holds the view that the people of England (or more broadly, the people of United Kingdom) are "genetically, racially, and linguistically the direct descendants" of the Ten Lost Tribes of ancient Israel.[1] With roots in the 16th century, British Israelism was inspired by several 19th-century English writings, notably John Wilson's 1840 Our Israelitish Origin.
So when is the Ulsterlad vs Ryan Prize Fight?
BASED Pakfrican-American
ah yes, western sahara
thats a very good collection desu
Also implied I was mixed race when asked where my parents are from
Only biologically
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how many pints would it require for you to be drunk enough to fug moni?
>moon-faced
>crazy eyes
>caked in makeup
>doing weird fetish shit that allows you to keep plausible deniability
Every time.
what a douche bag
2-3
r8 my takeaway lads:
>Char siu chow mein
>Mussels in black bean sauce
>Chicken with garlic chilli sauce
>Char siu fried rice
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Where's a good place to start?
Didn't understand a word of it.
Who tf is that
>mussels from a takeaway
grim lad
don't speak forener
fat bastard
off to the pakishop, you lads want anything?
sounds good lad
cornetto
dying to hat some cunt with this new hat image I just saved
It's no more retarded than ashkenazi LARPers claimIsn't they WUZ Hebrews n shit
Greggs
>Mussels
questionable
everything else seems good though
Did you win the jaw aesthetics lottery, lads
John Sadler (of Warmwell) (18 August 1615 – April 1674) was an English lawyer, academic, Member of Parliament, Town Clerk of London, Hebraist, Neoplatonist[1] and millenarian thinker, private secretary to Oliver Cromwell, and member of the Parliamentarian Council of State.
He wrote in the early 17th century about his ideas on the origins of the Celtic and Saxon peoples. In 1649, Sadler published The Rights of the Kingdom, "which argues for an 'Israelite genealogy for the British people'".
It all makes sense now.
cucumber and some ky jelly
if you're feeling sinister
>Who tf is that
Your goddess
A world free of the Zealander menace
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'bena
wrote a poem earlier today and it only got one (You)
feels bad desu
a will to live
The pyramids were not built by the Egyptians, they date to before the last ice age. Fucking hell it hurts me that it's so easily covered up by corrupt scientists.
my jaw is pretty good shame about the rest
The mussels are of good condition lads
yeah mad that
*turns away to talk to someone else*
>The pyramids were not built by the Egyptians, they date to before the last ice age. Fucking hell it hurts me that it's so easily covered up by corrupt scientists.
you have no way of proving that
Yeah more or less.
Wouldn't be surprised if Ice-Age civilisation existed in a more advanced state desu.
Weird how we never hear much about the Ice Age in Africa. And how little we know about Antarctica.
I'm eating them right now
last time I had mussels I threw my guts up all night
that was about 4 years ago and I didn't like them that much to begin with
Yeah but one of the most important proponents of this view was the secretary of Cromwell for instance, who had a lot of Portuguese and Spanish marranes and massacred Catholics as we know. I am reading a very interesting text (sadly in French) that says that Cromwell's administration was infiltrated from A to Z
Listening to some Black Sabbath and regretting fucking up social interactions
Alri lad what's up
what kind of takeaway sells good mussels
Deniers are quick to uphold the status quo as always. Have either of you even looked into this? I highly doubt it. The evidence is incontrovertible
Doing a Poo
sat upon the loo
face is turning blue
it's stuck like glue
starting to doubt
i've begun to shout
it's putting up a fight
truly an odious plight
can't give up
punched myself in the gut
oh sweet release
victory today
what a glorious day
>And how little we know about Antarctica.
i bet theres some crazy shit under all that ice
ready to get fucked up by antifa tomorrow lads?
t. Gary "Gazza" Stamatopolous on his big OE
*lot of Portuguese and Spanish marranes around him
All cultures have engaged in ancestor worship, and it's easy to make the leap that what you worship was once your ancestor, even if it's something as far-fetched as English being descended from Moses.
The idea really is nothing new in history
Most coastal towns have an oyster and mussel van that sells them fresh off the boat. Can't be beat.
The name's 'Monica', bitch
did you get a load of the scientist conspiracy guy
>Yeah more or less.
already bought frozen pizza and reheatable soup
can NOT wait to see antifags get clubbed by riot police from the comfort of my settee
The fact that the idea was pushed by English marranes (people of the Jewish fate who pose as Christians) is what makes this one interesting lad.
(TFW having to yanksplain).
making a biriyani for tea
remember to caramelise the onions
how old were you the first time someone molested your bumhole?
yes chef
Haha don't listen to him he's off his rocker
Nutter was telling me the Earth is flat the other day.
Cromwell loathed Jews mate
not gay so i can safely assume never
I guess it's interesting. the English Jew Disraeli tried to write about the Crusades being some weird Jewish/Christian effort of fighting Old Testament style against Islam.
YOGA 710 LAD?