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Night on the lash with the lads ed.

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toil on the morrow

and the morrow's morrow

am fuckin buzzin me ahaha x

If I was visiting the USA has a Europe
>land in Augusta, Maine
>drive southward to Boston, Providence, New York City, Washington DC
>take the train to Cleveland
>drive southward Nashville
>take the train northwest to St Louis
>take a train to Chicago
>fly to Montana
>Drive to Seatle
>drive across the Pacific Coast
>fly to Las Vegas
>fly to Santa Fe
>take a train to Denver
>fly to Dallas
>drive to New Orleans
>take a boat to Miami
>drive to Savannah
>fly back home

Plans for the 'kend lads

Me? Got two techno events, an exhibition, a dinner, drinks, a documentary screening and intend to cook a nice meat ragu

yank threads honestly disgust me

>The closest thing to "genocide" that ever happened under Britain's watch was Tasmania, and even then it's arguable

>destroying the industry in other countries
ah yes, the thriving zulu industry
literally pmsl
>genociding millions
proof?

ooh he's a norn ire lad
ooohoooho I see

lel

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don't care

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'Britain for the British'

OH

MY

DAYS

Yoo wat bruv

>Famine, as everyone knows, was completely unknown on the Indian subcontinent prior to the arrival of the British

why the fuck would anyone even want to live in london? i bet on the countryside you can get an entire house for $1500/month

Her right nipple is weirdly positioned

me on tinder to redhead qt

me: i was hoping you was the redhead (she had group pic)
her: haha well its your lucky day

HOW DO I RESPOND LADS

think spaniards might manage it

You genocided the Americans mate. You how us reparations

Just watched the BBC new at six. Feel scared and alone and like my mind isn't my own.

MOTR

Bender rear-ender.

I WILL finish that coursework tomorrow whether im hungover or not

FUCK the eu. FUCK IT

LOTR

>complaining about technology while using technology

pretty ironic methinks

I want to shampoo ur hair with my cum

>no i reckon it's yours

im a loser because of innate personality traits - laziness, procrastination, fear of failure, inability to defer gratification.

it has NOUGHT to do with gaming or tv

are your pubes ginger too? x

the gf

is there anything more pathetic than a self-hating brit? britain built the world as it is today. every brit should be very proud

im a loser baby so why dont you thrill me

take the piss

India had a huge textile industry that was systematically destroyed by the British empire and millions were genocided in Ireland and Bengal

Withdrawal from caffeine sucks

new tay tay song is average lads

sources?

proud of being born on the right patch of dirt?

how is that relevant to anyone's life when modern britain is so grim

rusty roof means a moist basement innit

If the British at the time wanted to "genocide" anyone there wouldn't be any Indians or Bengalis left today. Pull the other one.

nope, can't feel proud for your ancestor's achievements but you must feel crippling shame for all of their wrong doings

>woman responds in a normal human manor

>WTF WHAT DO I SAY

Get a grip lad. She wasn't asking you to marry her.

chinky from the paki tonight

Those things distract you and allow you to remain satisfied despite your obvious flaws....ditch them and you may be forced to address your issues

Weed does the same thing more or less

fuaarrrrrk

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

Britain can be a very depressing place due to boomers, JFs and young plebs. Some gems of people and places though.

Alri lad

Post really beautiful slags

>We didn't kill everyone so it's not a genocide

haven't gotten a curry in two weeks because there was a daddy long legs in it the last time. Nearly got sick when I seen it

Yeah, you're starting to get it. Does no one any favours when you water down language with constant hysterics.

>what if you go and sit at a table for 4 at a busy pub knowing people might join later and you can talk to them?

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Paki from the chinky tonight

don't understand why you're even getting replies
this is really poor bait

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what is wrong with this? if theyre in the pub they want to talk to people desu

Might want to look up genocide in the dictionary there Nigel

kebab from the turky tonight

Pakis keep getting offended when I ask if they're English (they usually are)

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CORRRRRRRRR

So there are no Armenians or Jews alive today?

Lefty buzzwords and tactics you need to look out for:

>systematically
>oppression
>exaggerated figures (millions, billions, centuries)
>boomers
>people of color
>indigenous
>telling you why something is awesome, good
>progress
>asking questions which have no correct answer
>asking questions which only have 1 wrong answer
>conflating minor details into larger ones (making a mountain of a molehill)
>everything becoming a civil right
>modern political opinions applied to historical figures
>history as linear progression

What are some others?

could have been born in bangladesh lad
you don't have to feel proud but you should at least feel fortunate
britain has always been grim and it didn't stop the british empire from conquering the world
this is what BBC and Sky unironically believe
95% of britain is very nice. i've spent hours looking around the UK with street view and even the poorest parts of the UK are nicer than most everywhere else

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I can't enjoy slags unless they're butters

If it wasn't games, it would be anything else.

Some people just have personalities like this

For instance, I work with addicts who once you take them off booze they start drinking milk by the gallon on impulse for seemingly no reason at all

Your new leader lads

If they're pakis then they aren't English.

how are they english if they're pakis

Why are Brits so uneducated about the crimes of the British empire?

Only old people go to the pub looking to talk to other people they don't know

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Scrambled eggs on toast tonight, tryna save that wong

Determined to bring my weekend spending to £100 or under smdh

Pakis keep getting offended when I ask if they're English (they usually are)

>Pakis
>English

Does not compute

Dead inside but I still smile

within reason

>internalised

V grateful desu

The Irish are some of the worst offenders for this kind of thing, fuck's sake you still ham on about the Easter Uprising when more people die in random plane crashes all over the world

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getting educated

That's a good one

racism

lads we should be thankful to mr. toilberg for allowing us to toil under his watchful eye and provide us with some meagre compensation for our work

>Reformed addict tries to better self through diet and exercise (GOMAD)
>Somebody meant to help them judges them for it

Shameful shit my dude

West brit

anyone ever ordered skinny chips from gourmet burger kitchen?

don't. they're shit. they should be called anorexic chips

honestly hysterical twitter account

How to tell if the man nextdoor is a lizard person

west brit

any willy wackers in

ask them

milk isn't good for them like that. and they do it with fizzy juice too.

practically anything they can consume legally.

Agreed. I, for one, am glad that Leo Varadkar took it upon himself to fly over to silicon valley and thank Mark Zuckerberg in person for being so gracious as to provide jobs in Ireland. Truly he is deserving of praise for paying people to do as he says