What happens here?

What happens here?

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Coke and violence

Lmao @ Zaire

this and this, like in the rest of the world

>like in the rest of the world

not really, no.

Umm. Yes it is and it's not even that common here as much as you want to believe to feel better about yourself

Jenkem.

I never said anything about your country, I said it's not common everywhere.
based on your posts I think this is actually a lie that (You) tell to yourself to feel better.

and the violence in your country is undeniably much higher than in most countries in the world.

>Colombian flag
>DRC map

??

it's a running joke on image boards for chinesse cartoons.
look at the filename.

WE are BLACK (LEB aka TÜRK)

thanks i am a newfag on int

Yes, though just like in Brazil it doesn't happen everywhere and the average citizen who works a day job is rarely affected by this violence you mention. Mind you, I was almost robbed twice in bsas and that has never happened to me here and that is considering that Bsas is a bit safer than my city

Poor people living in shitty places is the average of Colombia.

Also, reminder that this insane colombian poster is so out of touch that said that he went backpacking all over south America with only $650

Spanish clay

you are talking about homicides. and even those are pretty localized.

Hungertindia has a higher rate of other crimes than Colombia.

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>backpacking all over south America with only $650
Obvio no es posible si eres 0n, pero conozco a alguien que pagó más o menos eso por un vuelo redondo a Brasil, se fue como 3 meses y no se llevó ni un sólo centavo

>victimización por delincuencia

Literally statistics based on fear and distrust in the authorities.

Funny comming from a shithole that had 59 guerilla attacks in 7 months and where a military truck can literally kidnap you to serve in a jungle.

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That is false. I said I backpacked through South America with 4 palos (millions) which equals to 1316 USD as of today. Not my fault if you're really shit at basic maths or be able to convert a currency correctly. And yes, I managed to spent only that in 2 months

Also, poor people (by purchasing power parity) is not the norm here, please don't start with your biased bullshit

The poor lad can't use google currency converter for shit and thinks 4million COP equals 650USD. In reality I spent about 1300 USD in 2012, but it's hard to argue with someone who struggles with basic maths

>Literally statistics based on fear and distrust in the authorities.

t. retard.

the data reflects the % of people who replied "yes" to the question "have you been a victim of a crime in the past year"? it's not related to perception, fear or whatever.

>a military truck can literally kidnap you to serve in a jungle.

that's obviously illegal, retard.

>a military truck can literally kidnap you to serve in a jungle.
It's called conscription. and no , it's not kidnapping. Are all Argentinians this dense? I thought you guys were based

>Are all Argentinians this dense?

This literally comes from a colombian...

This literally comes from the most delusional, dense, annoying and meme posters from al latin america.

Fix your fellow countryman, tell ceron to move his 28 years old neet zero degree ass away from his parents house and bring him to those barracks, he really need some productive activity.

they can't take you like that, dumbass. it's illegal. they have to make you a citation first and you have to be in the military district the day they appoint you.

>tell ceron to move his 28 years old neet zero degree ass away from his parents house
I think he is disabled m8, don't be so hard on him

also, legally speaking, you just can say "I won't go" arguing to be a conscientious objector.

You can't deny the fact that they sometimes do that to those who didn't show up at the military district. Either ways, there is nothing wrong with it as it is not """kidnapping""" like the Argie dude implied. He's probably from an upper class family and didn't pay military service and that's why he ended up posting female anime characters on a Papuan new Guinean artifacts forum

> You can't deny the fact that they sometimes do that to those who didn't show up at the military district.

it's always illegal but some niggers don't know their rights.
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Spanish version of Brazil

El pronunciamiento de la Sala Penal de la Corte va más allá de otros precedentes judiciales, pues señala que si bien se trataba de un remiso –desde el 2010 había sido citado para incorporarse a las tropas y no se había presentado–, las autoridades militares solo podían compelerlo (retenerlo y conducirlo) después de un proceso previo de identificación y notificación. Es decir, su incorporación a tropas solo era posible a través de una actuación individual y tras la “expedición previa de una orden por parte de la autoridad de reclutamiento”.

Colombia never went "socialist" like Brazil, Vuvuzuela and so on. We are Pacific Alliance.

he's talking about culture and shit going on, in which we're very similar to them. Fuck off back to pol my man

Most of Colombia is Andean, Brazil is not. Colombia is much more Indio.

Brazil is more like a combination of Cuba, Venezuela and Argentina (to the south/southwest)

what the fuck are you talking about 0n? Colombia is LEB aka TÜRK aka BLACK, you can't handwave away that fact.

> LEB aka TÜRK aka BLACK
no manejo ese léxico, 0n.

This fuck literally thinks Venezuela is any different. Yes we're andean, but not the kind of andean that people associate with "andean", as in peruvian, bolivians and chileans. Why do mestizos want to throw in the same fucking bag?

>Yes we're andean

thats what I said you imbecile. Brazil is not Andean. Venezuela is 10 times more Caribbean than Andean. Colombia is 4/5 Andean.

the andes comprise 30% our territory and 70% of our population. It seems like maths are not your thing m8, pls resort to watching chink animated girls

>colombia is andean

> 70% of our population

70% is 3.5/5. 3.5 is closer to 4 than to 3.

thank god we're not. We're actually an andean caribbean mix even deep inland unlike pachamama praisers

colombia is B L A C K

>Are all Argentinians this dense?
Yes.

> 3.5 is closer to 4 than to 3
I can't believe what I'm reading
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My mild attempt to banter Colombia turned into a South American version of your average /balk/ thread

nice try, Nigro minority.

you donkeyfuckers will always be a minority and that's why you want to secede, and I hope you make it.

>Caribbean nigro education
did you finnish elementary school, my moronic friend? .5 is rounded to the whole number.

Why does everyone bully Colombians on Sup Forums?

Colombia is circum-caribbean with some amazonian, like Venezuela, that's why they're our real brother nation, we're andean but just geographically

You can't just go ahead and round up 3.5 to 4, my sub 80 IQ friend. You could maybe turn the 2nd decimal to the next number if the 3rd decimal is 5 or greater. Also, never heard of costeños wanting to secede.
t. not a costeño

You can thank Cristian "gas the amerindians con musiquita sabrosa" 0n for that.

Because of 1 stupid shitposter that turned all /lat/ against us

wtf is that retarded map.
linguistically we are related to Peru/Central America.

5 is ALWAYS rounded up, you dense moron.

In all honesty I only accept bants form Brazilians, Argies and Mexicans. The other cunts are less relevant than us to even care abut what they say. Bants from non latin countries are actually qt and put us on the spotlight for a while

> 5 is ALWAYS rounded up, you dense moron
Ceron de mierda listen, I know you're trying to enter Uni. Pls for fuck's sake, stay away from any career involving numbers. Go with humanieties, philosophy, or liberal arts m8, for real

I'm not 0n, I have a degree from la Nacional sede Bogotá, I entered there with the best score for my career.

going there next year, i cant fucking wait.

What a stupid map, chibchas where caribbean, just like arawaks and wayuus, most of our natives came from the caribbean and some from the amazonas, "northern andean" natives where basically caribbean

>5 is ALWAYS rounded up

Extra Mayor

>for my career
t. sociologia

>todos los hilos de colombianos me echan la culpa
>apenas he echo este post en este hilo
???

extra de navidad

Nos maldijiste hijo de puta aparte de que estos retrasados te ven en todas partes

Have a good time, but go full retard like this lad

0n en qué quedo la novela que estabas escribiendo?

chibchas and caribes are completely different linguistic groups.

it is.

don't go*

me voy a comprar una organeta para aprender musica.

no me siento capaz de escribir una novela a la altura de cervantez.

pero para eso tienes que practicar y lo que mostraste en lat estaba re piola

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> mcc Cejón es, al parecer, el menos retrasado de los congos

>it is.

you're fucking retarded m8

they all come from the caribbean coast, that's wht i'm saying, chibchas are closer to caribs than they are to andeans, in fact they barely even have anything related, we're only andean geographically, i'm not saying we're caribbean either (outside of the caribbean coast obviously), we're our own thing along with Venezuela and maybe Panama, but we're many times more related to let's say Puerto Rico or Dominican Republic than what we are to Peru and even Ecuador

It altide was in every mathematic class that I attended in primary and secondary levels.

lines are uncommon here. Not many people do coke here, but the few ones I've met do it with a key straight from the little baggie

Sorry about our bydlo
They usually stick to Cancun, but Colombia is becoming too easy thanks to Spirit Airlines

this is true. We're way closer to dominicans and ricans than to southern andeans

how much for a ticket? 300usd? I rememebr buying roundtrips to Miami for fucking 250 usd back in 2010

por eso, me voy a comprar una organeta y voy a pagar profesor privado el proximo año.

yo tengo opiniones que pueden ser estupidas, pero es porque los demas nunca leen o investigan de los temas.

Awesome lmao it'll be around january so not too long, i'll be near Medellin.

el virginiANO seniores >ahora tenemos a un 0n rolo

It is still

Can someone give me the quick rundown on c0lombia. I know some illegals from Venezuela are they the same ppl?

>I know some illegals from Venezuela
$20 says they drive for Lyft
>are they the same ppl
Nah, Colombian women are way more attractive

>$221 in January
Holy Shit! Think I'll be visiting soon

Bring aguardiente, arepas, and 19 year old locas with braces, please

> some illegals from Venezuela
Some is an understatement. Out of 50 swipes on tinder I'd say at least 10 are venezuelan consistently. Yes, they're basically the same people with a caribean accent and it is not true that our women are more attractive. In fact, their accent is a HUGE turn on for me

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Stop trying so hard, nigro minority.

Venezuelans in inland Colombia (which
makes for 80% of the population) are always confused with you Caribbean nigros, because of their Caribbean accent which is completely alien for us. Puerto rico is too far away to even be related in any way. DR too and the accent and culture is just different; we dont share any slang with them as we do with Ecuador; we dont pronounce R like L the way they do (not even you nigros), and so on.

And stop pretending to be some ethnolinguist you iliterate baboon.

Yes. any day

t. mestizo mongrel

Nice proxyfagging/samefagging.

>theyre basically the same people with a caribean accent

Yeah and mexicans are the same as us with a Mexican accent. And Paraguayans are the same but with Paraguayan accent. Moron.

¿Why does that one colombian poster utilize number zero in place of "o"?
That's somewhat early, Nativity's Fast does not commence until 15-th day of November.

we're caribbean too, nonce.

>if everyone doesn't agree with me it means that he is using a proxy
retrasado de mierda

Big zero

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This is not America.