Do you have kids?

do you have kids?

can't have them. low sperm motility

Had three before the disciplinary spanking of '09

adoption?

Haven't even held hands with a girl

No but I did get a girl pregnant once
Thank god she aborted it. I don't want half Mexican kids.

Once there was a girl who was happy because she had passed her english test so she grabbed my hands and we sort of 'jumped' with our hands together in joy

That was the first and last time I touched a girls hands

that's a pretty nice story, thanks for sharing

I will have beautiful BLACK kids one day. They will be fierce BLACK warriors just like me once they grow up

There's some slight chance but not that I know of

PFFFFTT
i'm not a woman to have the need of raising babies
it's actually great for denying paternity claims and all that shit bitches make up to take away our money

i can fap to this

No, I'll need a miracle to happen to even get a GF.

I don't want kids tbf, I just want a wife who's okay with just us but from past exp, every girl here wants to have a kid someday

every girl in the world does
and the ones that don't have a mother that wants that for them and constantly nags them

I became a father about six weeks ago.
Being a Dad is like being covered in piss and/or vomit and having to get up for something every 2 minutes, and yet you're happier than you've ever been. It's weird.

i truly feel right at home here

I lost my virginity and didn't even came. I don't know if that even counts lol but I feel the same pos I was before

Rare flag

I've never even had a girlfriend. Why else would I be posting on Sup Forums on saturday?

saturday morning
friday's enemy

Weird logic.
I just have fucked my wife and still posting here

I'm kind of stuck between wanting one but feeling like I will never have one because of autist social skills. Also because I don't want to invest time, energy, money on a relationship which will not lead to marriage.

sorry to break this to you, but, Uragay

Pic related are my kids. R8

You have to print them out for them to be real children. Then consume the paper

Back in school I was supposed to dance with a girl on a prom and held hands with her on the herearsal. She eventually refused to dance with me tho because of my autistic awkward moves but that was closest I've ever been with a girl.

You have adorable daughters. I bet they have beautiful friends.

nonce