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*runs into thread waving arms*
WALALALALALALALALALA

going to pick my pants up from the tailor today

Do Americans ever write a post out then hesitate before submitting and say, "You know, I actually don't know what I'm talking about"?

Hm yes

lads this could be a once in a lifetime opportunity should i take it? i can find somewhere cheap in london with my meagre savings surely?

This stout tastes like coffee.

Had way too many shots. Haven't ate yet tonight.. or today in general. dont have a solution to this problem

post your score from last thread

i did okay

crying rn

I don't work for you. I work for The Secret Society.

there there

what did he mean by this

How are you going to reach the tailor without pants on

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More like GCHPOO

BASTARD

*steals these*

got my trackies on

Must be good then

throat hurts so bad lads
hate it

*laughs en francais*

it's all those cocks

another day another dollar

brit slags desu

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Literally the only difference is your self absorption. Your sanctimonius lies.
Meanwhile what yu doin

"haw hee haw hee haw"

no
got a virus

omg so quirky *holds up spork*

well you first made out that noncing was a "recent phenomena", which is laughable as the tiny effort i put into the feldman statement showed, and as rudimentary research into hollywood (or in a wider context, our parlimentary nonce circles and those of other bankers/politicians that have been alluded to in a million other instances) would demonstrate
they also throw away your silly notion of these people being so powerless as to having to abide by all of the laws that we do

for your own sake user, please stop being so naive

Hear me all yee who threaten our social cohesion, interests and freedom.

I don't work for the government.

I work for the Secret Society.

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any T3H_P3NGU1N_0F_D00M man in

think I'm detoxing
not good

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Frog out
Thanks for the hospitality

youtube.com/watch?v=wxxrUz4I3EA

live action ghost in the shell wasn't that bad

not secret if you keep going on about it

got called an idiot on some forum without any provocation, hope the mod sees my report

that was another argie
now, I demand brit slags desu

>You will never run through the ruins of Shanghai killing chinks while helping Taiwan retake the mainland
Why live?

tried to buy sweets earlier and it dawned on me I'm getting to old to buy them

>(((Human rights)))

my life is just a series of very regrettable memories

my intentions are good
morally, i'm untouchable

arr rook saem

*calls you an idiot*

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ΑΓrrgh ghhfnhffbhfsjjtd DC nn

How many video games does one need to play before he starts talking like that?

How do i meet girls lads

*holds up spork*

post fucking machines

Still don't know who the fuck this guy is or why Sup Forums suddenly got into philosophy

good record

'der

tinder

still a secret if everyone that heard me is dead.

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wew

thog wish there was more incentive to keep playing Destiny 2
thog like the game but it a little boring

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I unironically just wanna like walk outside and get hit by a bus. That would be fucking great.
I have the money for a gun already prepped but it makes it so hard.
I like the carbon monoxide approach but i don't have a proper opportunity to even attempt it.

just want him back lads xx

how is this /brit/ related?

reminder to kill all "british" people

*blames the jews*

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Embargo against whomst

what are you afraid of

is /cum/ broken?

palestine

/cum/ is unironically broken

children playing with other children problem?

against who?

*praises third world tyrant*

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I'm broken

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is isitdownrightnow.com broken?

why are you awake user

just watched das boot lads
why did they have to [spoiler] kill everyone at the end...

not enough anglo saxon slag
he was part of the Hegel's and Friends club, he was a proto-anarchist and his teachings can be seen both as right-wing (libertarian, muh property, dont tread on me etctectetctetc) or left-winged (you cooperate for egotistical reasons(u want to survive), workers are the ones who actually get the shit done so they are in all their right to strike etctectetctectetc).
he also developed the idea of "spooks" (this is the most memed part(. a spook is an idealism, something that enslaves us: it can be the concept of a Deity, it can be the State, the Nation. Or it could be Humanity (for the sake of Humanity I will commit X action, doesn't matter if it harms me or another people) etc
xoxo

because they were krauts

on the bog now lads

>unironically caring about sandyland
why tho?

>gf sends me an audio recording of her playing with herself as a 'special gift'
>I really didn't want this kind of thing
>now she's going to expect something similar in return

so tomorrows the big "overthrow the government" protest

lets see if its a dud or if they do anything cool. hopefully no one gets hurt or dies.

Cuba.

I'm actually in bed for your information

if you were a girl would you dye your hair some non-hair colour

we already ended that

>third world tyrant

got a slight cheb on for some reason

go on post it then

havent got all night have we

nah you dont have to send anything back other than "wow haha i jacked off to this" shes just fishing for attention/compliments might as well give it to her so she can go through her day without threatening to kill herself

tellin brit about jooz
vanityfair.com/news/2014/02/honor-art-without-honoring-artist

this post was meant fortry going to a pub I don't know, aren't you english a big inbred country? why don't you visit your second-cousin in the Eastlands

very grim post