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the perfect black quintessentially british gf edition

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Rashid who has been living in his cultural enclave in Birmingham since his family emigrated from Pakistan is more British than a white American, Australian or Canadian.

your latest superlike tim?

me actually

girl wants me to poke her tonight but don't know if I can be arsed :/

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actually true btw

any aisha man in?

What exactly impelled you to act this way?

Is this peak communism?

don't get the obsession with mediocre looking commie slags btw

quickly understanding why so many twitter weirdos become maoists

NO NEW LABOUR PARTY
NO NEW BRITAIN

pasty anglo bint, makes my skin crawl

you have to be an actual mongoloid to prefer any other commieslag

question for any australian: is new zealand actually a real place?

well ive been doing coke for nearly 14 hours straigt now seriously considerin texting that landwhale from work who fancies me so much. she's absolutely revolting but it might be a bit of an adventure seeing whre it goes. DEFINITELY need more coke though before ido any of tha shite

This girl sucks her cheeks in in every photo.

autism probably

>this is an actual, real pokemon design which someone signed off on and was released in a game

you mean the east new south wales islands? yes of course

the new zealand is real meme is by far my favourite aussie shitpost

>I continue to follow Pokemon after the age of eight.

whats the problem

pokemon is my favourite aspect of british culture

wasn't it a starter too lmao
the /vp/ autism was great

fursona tier but worse

definitely still care about pokemon

That boxer crab and the crayfish were the best new Pokemon of that gen

forget that /vp/ even exists sometimes

>other /brit/ posters have died in your time posting on /brit/

team sara

the fact that australia went from a complete wasteland to one of the richest countries on earth per capita in 200 years proves the anglo is the master race

didn't ask yank

um no sweaty xx it was the wogs, zhangs and the abos who made australia

yes you did you amnesiac twat

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*coughs loudly*

Don't mind me lads haha.

all australians should be ____

*notices a funny smell*

executed on sight

government assigned gf's

loved

given (reciprocal) free movement to the UK

correct

Hope thet get that Croydon cat killer and fucking skin him alive

Taiwan is good! Taiwan is good! Taiwan truly is an island of renewal!
Patriotic heroes and courageous fighters all leap into her embrace.
We enjoy temperate breezes, we listen to majestic ocean waves,
Our love of country is greater than the height of Alishan, greater than the height of Alishan!
We can never forget our Mainland compatriots,
Who are struggling on the brink of death, who are distressed in their internments.
They are pleading for help, they are wailing,
Hear them pleading for help, they are wailing, pleading for help, wailing!
Our blood rushes like the tide, our hearts beat wildly,
Our guns are at our shoulders, our swords are unsheathed, breaking through enemy cities and felling multitudes of monsters.
Our brothers and sisters, our fathers and elderly,
We are returning soon to counterattack the Mainland, we are returning, we are returning soon!

are you saying australians should have gfs assigned by the government or that they should be the gfs assigned by the government?

lads what should i yext a fucking horrible landwhale just to suck my dick or somethig i'm so out of my mind on coke i think the fact it'd be so revolting and horrendous would turn me on. i already wanked to pissand bukakke for 6 hours non stop so it just seems like it would be funny to do it

dismembered at an atomic level

hope he gets all the disgusting vermin

the second i hope

rachid

surely your knob is like a 2p piece on gear? I know mine is

having trouble reading posts?
am I about to die?

ey bb u wan sum fuk?

the second i hope

probably an aneurysm or stroke

seeing little bright spots?

post your whereabouts so we know where to call the police

*skins you alive*

______ is the white man's last refuge.

*massacres all cats on the island of Great Britain*

What do you mean having trouble?

homosexuality

yeah i can barely get hard on coke lol but who cares she can suck it soft. once i paid a romanian bird to suck my soft cock for an hour. i walked in so confident i could get hard lol but even with a naked hot woman over me nothing was going on lol whenn i came down it was so humilliating

Taiwan is one of the most beautiful countries in the world

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learn from lei fengs good choon

australia

Interesting little human.

>the police

Usually out of breath when I've finished a wank, wonder what the cardio benefits are

On that note, just finished wanking to the imagination of raping my ex gf

ah yes america

can't concentrate, losing track of where I am

mentally ill poster

mhmmm
*jots something down on my clipboard*

follow tony blair's good example

Probably anxiety desu take slow deep breaths and calm down. Go to bed aswell.

wish there were flags on all boards

maybe you got bit by something native to your hazardous nightmare island

Nowt wrong with sex fantasies

>ah yes, I had a wank to imagining myself having consensual sex in the missionary position with my wife

brother is like 160 IQ (31 points more then me) and all he does is masturbate to interracial porn all day
don't know how society is going to function once everybody takes the BBC pill

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hello brother

How do you know how smart he is?

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am i your brother

He told him

I'm too empathetic, intelligent and capable of adequately reassuring people in a personal and logical way for my own good.

>i get off to violence

need you locking up sunshine

have weird problems when it comes to caring about fictional women in videogames and not sperging out when the protagonist or major characters are women.

which is very weird because socially i probably do slightly better with women than with men in real life (that's a lie, i do significantly worse but also talk significantly more.) and don't sperg out at them for existing or object to them doing things.

how do you know what he wanks to

fucking fascinating stuff

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Video check out is available!!!! bloody hell

you want to kill/sex your mother, did a year of psychology trust me

just like playing CoD or GTA innit

I am so intimidatingly attractive that girls whisper and stare as I walk past

prefer lacanian psychoanalysis myself

i get off to violence too. if i could get away with it i'd rape my hot manager at work and every hot little temptress going

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