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made this oc

UGLY SLAG
WHERE IS YOUR SISTER

good lad

want to see her poo filled nappy

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/gf2017/ is a success

Golly gee a pretty girl who repeats my political sentiments back to me

I'd best give her ample attention and donate to her promptly!

best post i've ever seen

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get out while you can lad

very uncomfortable

could you post an image of characters not from a shitty fotm instead please

Wew

Feelings>facts

>a pretty girl
that's a woman you're talking about

>just use her as a fucktoy until you get bored, that's all women are good for

>i give attention to attentionwhores

>Faith Goldy is 27
JUST

she sounds like she has a bigger dick than me

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I learn about current events from pretty women on the internet

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I learn about current events from Brain Force Plus.

They are pleasure holes for men, nothing more.

mummy's cooking sausages but don't know if I can face food yet
was sniffing gear last night

>so how much does that weigh?
>oh that'd be one kilogram
>and how many grams in a kilogram?
>a thousand

>and how about you sir, how much does that weigh?
>well, nowt wrong wif sayin that's an easy 3 stone 2 pounds 4 ounces and 3 watzits ey
>I see, and what's in those...units?
>well deres 25 pounds in a stone, 12 ounces in a pound and 23 watzits in an ounce innit
>I see

Just posted this in that hue general

Rapidly growing human populations risk having a "terrible impact" on the world, the Duke of Cambridge has warned.

The Duke said that as a result, wildlife was being put under "enormous pressure" and called for the issue to be addressed with renewed vigour.

shut the fuck up you bogan twat

I was meaning more kissing but sure this works

i learn about current events from /brit/

good post

independent.co.uk/voices/harvey-weinstein-islam-sexual-assault-rape-womens-rights-a8001521.html

How the teachings of Islam could help us prevent more sexual abuse scandals

*has three kids*

The only good thing about imperial units is when you need to be imprecise.

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recommend me a good healthy meal to cook tonight

this is coded language for neocolonialism in the form of forced sterilisation of africa and asia

Most brits are fluent in both metric and imperial

As a gym goer I can easily switch from thinking in kilos to talking in stone and pounds

I suppose the answer is to take populations that are growing and put their excess into places where the population wasn't growing.

cornetto

>The latest net migration statistics show that in the year ending March 2017, net migration to the UK was 246,000.

Curry with rice
Chilli with rice
Spaghetti bolognese

All served with a side of veggies of course

any more questions?

kinder bueno

why do british people use stones? its quite autistic

dont see the problem

Is learning useless systems of measure a hobby of yours?

>uk
>wildlife
Theres a few cows and tjat but not much else

The independent and the guardian are honestly worse than the daily mail these days

How leftie is rté news?
I mean you lads don't really need to be leftie like Channel 4 or the BBC.

no it's supposed to be yaoi

>Curry with rice
brown person

heard bum fat is healthier then tummy fat

no idea, haven't watched the news in years

>Island country
>Right-hand drive
>love a tea
>have wonky teeth
>speaking beautiful accent English
>had a great Navy
>our once Ally country

wow I love the UK!!

Because THE FRENCH USE METRIC WE CAN'T USE IT REEE MUH CULTURE

fuck lad im not gay i dont have any yaoi except for that lad

>As a gym goer I can easily switch from thinking in kilos to talking in stone and pounds
same here, i can even do rods and poles.

absolute peng ting

no questions I'm going to duckduckgo how to do curry now

*glomps your bum*

true anglos use pounds to measure the the weight of their bodies and inches to measure the length of their cocks

Rice cooked in tumeric and with a lil bit of veg stock
Peas and smsll chunks of carrots strewn through

Spiced chicken thighs and pepper in oven or alternative some fish

A side of brocc

>I object to preparing foods that are outside of my native culture

>They are pleasure holes for men, nothing more.

hate the japs desu

Once you cut out the fluff like Monaco and Gibraltar, here is the list of the most densely populated countries in the world:

1. Bangladesh
2. Palestinian territories
3. Taiwan
4. South Korea
5. The Netherlands
6. England

And lefties think the only problem with immigration is that +300,000 a year ISN'T ENOUGH!

What about trash-eating foxes?

Tell me about your childhood, user.

>you will never be British royalty

>population growth is bad
Brainlet thinking. As an economist I know you need a growing population to grow your economy. That simple. That's why Japan are fucked. If you don't get new workers to pay for your retirees it's all over.

We never think about france you utter speg, go back to your containment thread

my cats favourite hobby is drinking out of a glass of water as soon as i pour it forcing me to get another one and repeating ad nauseam

>How leftie is rté news?
Subtle compared to the UK but that's more because they needed to be subtle before the church's authority imploded and because there is no real competition for them to have to fight. And there's so little specifically Irish media that they leave it up to the dedicated followers of UK/US fashions to impose the monoculture on the country. That said, there were Marxist networks recruiting other Marxists from the beginning, and that's not even mentioning the Pr*t*st*nts.

Too many of them

England is gonna switch places with number 1 in more ways than one

inches are a good measurement because you know it's 1/6 of your cock

was bullied and abused by my parents (the state)

>whats a stone

should we herd darkies into africa so it becomes richer?

1/7*

Kate moss is so peng

Small brain
>We need immigrants to work and pay for retirees
Medium brain
>We can grow our native population to pay for retirees
Ascended god brain
>If we kill everyone over 65 right now, we don't need to pay for the retirees at all

Youre not a qualified psychologist. Youre not a peer-reviewed philosopher

Youre a youtube commentator and a pseud

Japan is hardly fucked this is just Western propaganda as Japan is a favourite whipping boy of Western Liberals after giving them a mighty scare in the 80s-90s

May I recommend this one mate

taste.com.au/recipes/madras-beef-curry/cbb6fb57-dea5-453b-9214-ed68c3e017f1

It's pretty 'white person curry', but it's also real easy to prepare. I don't bother with their set of instructions. Just simply:

warm up the pot
toss in oil & the cubed meat
boil the kettle
mash up the spices, ginger, pepper and lemon juice into a paste
prepare the stock with the boiled water
pour it all into the pot and wash out whatever you put the paste in with a bit of extra water
let cook for however long you like

No they're already herding Chinks there

Would you kiss girl me? No homo

Non-existent brain
>Phone posting

*1/12

Cheers for the insight.
We're in the same boat

>we NEVER think about France how DARE you bring up that country

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>Kate moss so peng

mongish. kind of girl that would smile at me in a public place and i wouldn't want to smile back

Will never click on a youtube clip if it has icons in it's title

simple as

racist

Really mirin those digits but not your message