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sealand edition

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convinced my gf i'm putting it in the wrong hole by accident hahaha done it twice

anime

Yanks?

Brits are island Slavs and are only first world thanks to their French ruling class

Dog's going absolutely mental with all the fireworks. Think I shall have him put down th' 'morrow

i took an english girl's virginity a few months ago

it was nice

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yanks in /brit/ are the greatest example of beta orbiting

all the burning bridges
that have fallen after me
all the lonely feelings
and the burning memories

The plane was estimated to have crashed slightly faster than the speed of sound, at around 770 mph (1,240 km/h), disintegrating instantly. Based on the deformation of the hardened steel black box data recorder case, the aircraft experienced a deceleration of 5,000 times the force of gravity (G-force) when it hit the ground. It was traveling at an approximately 70 degree angle toward the south. The plane struck a rocky hillside, leaving a crater less than two feet (0.6 m) deep and four feet (1.2 m) across. The remains of 27 passengers were never identified.

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I have a cold, will beer make it better?

*makes an incriminating post*

Should we tell him lads

DANCE
INTO THE FIRE

sue

Seriously suicidal hahahahahaha

janny

Disgusting to think there are people with friends ITT

pored a very stong gin and tonic

No.

One in seven British Pakistanis works as a taxi driver, cab driver or chauffeur.[

all gin no tonic

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christ he looks 60 years old
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was this you?
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well as long as it wont kill me I will still do it

*hands you the keys*
she's all yours mate, bring her back in one piece

ah ffs i saw this when i went to the toilet and was gonna make this post

classic

learn to post on the toilet you scrub

Help me lads

oh my days

tell anna to get her rat out

don't remember this

why do you people even save this shit

christ the redeemer this cannot be real, at those test levels these guys probably have gyno, erectile dysfunction and probably a flatlined libido

how old is she here?

>Oi luv wanna shag?

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'postrophe

probably about 4

what do they feed them??

nonce

WHO

got no mates
drinks alone
shite job
no prospects
small willy

here

Hate how artificial these conversations are.
Should just be:
>"Your dad has land next to my dad's and also I want to fuck"
Don't give a flying fuck what music you like luv

Reply to the first one with "Na"

Do you get excited by anything anymore? It feels like I don't look forward to anything.

Me but have gf

>theyre all white

you need much more than help mate

not me lol

Friendly Reminder: race-mixing is degenerate; coal-burning is criminal; and diversity is Israel’s greatest strength.

onahole wanks

yes yes no maybe not really

Yes
No
Hate uni
No but may as well have none
Average

got excited when i was kissing the gf yesterday

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>bens sister turns out to absolutely peng 10/10

haha bet that annoys him

if you go out for dinner and drinks with a girl it means you're attracted to each other right? men and women dont just do that unless they fancy each other, right?

mates but not many and am not near them
drink socially and alone too
just a student
some prospects
medium willy

Only time i feel alive is when something really bad is happening on the news

she's a 6 m8

Ben is also a turbo manlet which makes it funnier

>she's a 6 m8

That's a Jewish 10

>at the battle of culloden while all of the sc*ts fled the battlefield the irish regiment the wild geese stayed and fought till their dying breath

4 above the neck
16 under

It's a curse inflicted on every alt-lite person. Their sibling will be immensely more appealing than them.

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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHASHAHAAHA
SCREAMING
HOWLING
PISSING
SHARTING
HONKING
SQUEALING

Shes average as fuck m8, 5/10 pushing a 6 at best

Why would you reply to that post when you don't have anything in common?

on a Jonathan Bowden binge lads

loneliness

feel physically sick to my very core

getting bit pissed

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>tfw lots of 10/10 qts got gassed to death
WTF I HATE HITLER NOW

What's he talking about now?

got the shits

2009-2012 drizzy and a vodka

relationship issues x

This was a Jewish maths joke, not a Jews are ugly joke btw

I love images like this. Restores my faith in humanity.

its hot

my direct ancestor lead the wild geese

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just cannot be arsed doing essays

Which "wild geese" specifically?

sue

not holding up well lads

reckon my days are numbered

see

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i must disagree

a nog and a white kid talking to each other
truly heartwarming

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>gf has already booked a ticket to new years fireworks

bit hasty isn't it

Orgasmed inside her minge while she licked one nipple and rubbed the other with her finger (no condom of course). Love her. Gotta get your girl to do it for you.