sealand edition
/brit/
convinced my gf i'm putting it in the wrong hole by accident hahaha done it twice
anime
Yanks?
Brits are island Slavs and are only first world thanks to their French ruling class
Dog's going absolutely mental with all the fireworks. Think I shall have him put down th' 'morrow
i took an english girl's virginity a few months ago
it was nice
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yanks in /brit/ are the greatest example of beta orbiting
all the burning bridges
that have fallen after me
all the lonely feelings
and the burning memories
The plane was estimated to have crashed slightly faster than the speed of sound, at around 770 mph (1,240 km/h), disintegrating instantly. Based on the deformation of the hardened steel black box data recorder case, the aircraft experienced a deceleration of 5,000 times the force of gravity (G-force) when it hit the ground. It was traveling at an approximately 70 degree angle toward the south. The plane struck a rocky hillside, leaving a crater less than two feet (0.6 m) deep and four feet (1.2 m) across. The remains of 27 passengers were never identified.
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I have a cold, will beer make it better?
*makes an incriminating post*
Should we tell him lads
DANCE
INTO THE FIRE
sue
Seriously suicidal hahahahahaha
janny
Disgusting to think there are people with friends ITT
pored a very stong gin and tonic
No.
One in seven British Pakistanis works as a taxi driver, cab driver or chauffeur.[
all gin no tonic
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christ he looks 60 years old
youtube.com
was this you?
bbc.co.uk
well as long as it wont kill me I will still do it
*hands you the keys*
she's all yours mate, bring her back in one piece
ah ffs i saw this when i went to the toilet and was gonna make this post
classic
learn to post on the toilet you scrub
Help me lads
oh my days
tell anna to get her rat out
don't remember this
why do you people even save this shit
christ the redeemer this cannot be real, at those test levels these guys probably have gyno, erectile dysfunction and probably a flatlined libido
how old is she here?
>Oi luv wanna shag?
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'postrophe
probably about 4
what do they feed them??
nonce
WHO
got no mates
drinks alone
shite job
no prospects
small willy
here
Hate how artificial these conversations are.
Should just be:
>"Your dad has land next to my dad's and also I want to fuck"
Don't give a flying fuck what music you like luv
Reply to the first one with "Na"
Do you get excited by anything anymore? It feels like I don't look forward to anything.
Me but have gf
>theyre all white
you need much more than help mate
not me lol
Friendly Reminder: race-mixing is degenerate; coal-burning is criminal; and diversity is Israel’s greatest strength.
onahole wanks
yes yes no maybe not really
Yes
No
Hate uni
No but may as well have none
Average
got excited when i was kissing the gf yesterday
:33
>bens sister turns out to absolutely peng 10/10
haha bet that annoys him
if you go out for dinner and drinks with a girl it means you're attracted to each other right? men and women dont just do that unless they fancy each other, right?
mates but not many and am not near them
drink socially and alone too
just a student
some prospects
medium willy
Only time i feel alive is when something really bad is happening on the news
she's a 6 m8
Ben is also a turbo manlet which makes it funnier
>she's a 6 m8
That's a Jewish 10
>at the battle of culloden while all of the sc*ts fled the battlefield the irish regiment the wild geese stayed and fought till their dying breath
4 above the neck
16 under
It's a curse inflicted on every alt-lite person. Their sibling will be immensely more appealing than them.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHASHAHAAHA
SCREAMING
HOWLING
PISSING
SHARTING
HONKING
SQUEALING
Shes average as fuck m8, 5/10 pushing a 6 at best
Why would you reply to that post when you don't have anything in common?
on a Jonathan Bowden binge lads
loneliness
feel physically sick to my very core
getting bit pissed
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>tfw lots of 10/10 qts got gassed to death
WTF I HATE HITLER NOW
What's he talking about now?
got the shits
2009-2012 drizzy and a vodka
relationship issues x
This was a Jewish maths joke, not a Jews are ugly joke btw
I love images like this. Restores my faith in humanity.
its hot
my direct ancestor lead the wild geese
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just cannot be arsed doing essays
Which "wild geese" specifically?
sue
not holding up well lads
reckon my days are numbered
see
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i must disagree
a nog and a white kid talking to each other
truly heartwarming
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>gf has already booked a ticket to new years fireworks
bit hasty isn't it
Orgasmed inside her minge while she licked one nipple and rubbed the other with her finger (no condom of course). Love her. Gotta get your girl to do it for you.