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cara

we're in here, ignore the spammer

*starts fiddling and doing a jig*
[in a heavy Southern accent] ohhhh willy bum bum poo poo willy pee pee poo poo pee pee willy willy fanny fanny piss piss poo yeehaw

alri

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sophie

Need a Rachel Riley gf

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sue

uhm yeah

poo

her on the left?

vile trollops edition

will never forget the day i saw zezima
followed him around with others for hours

anime

...

Morph her face with Sersh.
>Sershie

some sort of a coup attempt in saudi arabia lads


are you ready for the saudi civil war and even more middle east unrest? ww3 middle east edition is going to be mental

he logged in next to me in lummy swamps then logged out in a minute

no there isnt
gay dumb cunt slut femboy let me fuck you

Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be ... The Killbot Factory.

Who's the dumb socialist cunt?

>simple wordplay that would mildly amuse a european baffles and offends an american

SCREECHING

state of that underthigh

dont care

have a wank mate

NEED A POOOO GF RN!!

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howlint

bet shes a real bitch

so condescending as well as being wrong

gimme a scottish gf

I post on r/suicidewatch daily and talk to people who are thinking about it

mog

Think she'd look better if she lost 4kg.

oh no not saudi arabia!
NOT SAUDI ARABIA!

army lad what week are you in

>zerohedge

Need to have sex. Regrowing my virginity.

being gay is generally ok but there is still a unspoken shame associated with it (for good reason). no family wants that. if you're a poof, keep it to yourself. you chose to take cocks up the arse so accept the consequences.

trump is trying to cuck us with the saudi oil listings and has already fucked NI with bombardier

absolute state of those rorkelet mongs who said he was ''''good for britain''''

gf is going on holiday alone not sure how to feel about this

Next week

where i used to live but unironically

saw him outside the duel arena and he said 'rawr' to me or something equally as weird

Went to the paki shop... Picked up a bag of malteasers and a beer. Get to the counter and Rajeed asks me for ID.

>Beer?????? You got ID??
I haven't got anything
>Serious you expect to be served without ID?? Garble garble how do i know you are 18?
Just look at me? (I'm 6' with strong features, facial hair, wrinkles and dark circles)
>Garble garble you could be 14 or 12... tut tut tut tut

The gross four-eyed ogre cunt started tutting as I went to go get a sandwich instead. Seriously considered knocking over a bottle of wine or calling him a paki.

FOB

i cant believe that thread is still going, i havent howled this hard in days

no one on Earth can judge if someone will go to heaven or hell. even if someone does evil things but truly repents and accepts jesus, the word of christ indicates he will go to heaven. it also says that many will say they accept christ and go to hell, though. jesus himself said that. so if you do evil deeds while calling yourself a christian, you likely do not truly have faith in christ. but you aren't spared by your deeds, just your faith.

Never played an MMO
Like the lore of TES and KOTOR though, but not enough to go into MMOs.

all the more reason to expedite our switch to green energy.

>pakis
>selling beer
something seems off here

>you chose to take cocks up the arse
what about the dominant gay that puts his cock up men's arses? is it bent when you're the one bending others?

>not carrying your ID
don't complain you numpty

go back 2 saudi arapooa

just go to a different shop and dont give the 'sheed a single penny of your money

should have done this
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Worst ways to die
>Fire
>Falling

Mediocre
>Hanging
>Bleeding out

Top tier
>Drug induced
>Shotgun to head

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OwO whats this?

in the uk we have off-licenses which are convenience stores that sell alcohol
despite religion and stuff, these shops are usually staffed by pakistanis/indians/etc

just because something is haram it isnt kryptonite you mong, they can still touch beer cans and they wont die

>falling
>bad way to die
nope sweetheart x

>hej
how do you say this?

cheat on her while she's out

Lads, is it autistic or fedora to go to a bar or pub and just buy a glass of whisky and drink it on my own?

If not, where would be the best place to do this? The local boozers in my small town are ruled out, wrong atmosphere and people all know each other.

Shitty dive bar in a city? Do they even exist anymore?

At an airport or near a train station or something where there'll be lots of travelers?

Just want to look cool, like I'm brooding over something, that's all.

woah

hey

>falling
Awww the lil babby is afraid of heights

I don't want to die, but I don't want to live. I feel gray. No color, rash decisions, deceit, struggles, have all been the root of ending up here.

I used to be so colorful, so happy, an eccentric outgoing personality but now I can't even look someone in the eyes walking past them. Maybe I'm taking away from the people on here that really need you guys, maybe I need you guys, but I don't know where else to go.

My biggest fear is not having a personality and I can literally feel me, my psyche, my humor, quip remarks, slipping through my hands like gray polluted sand.

I'm polluted.

Feelings of impending doom.

I don't see my life in years ahead because I don't have a purpose and whenever I look for a purpose it's not there I have no drive no motivation to make me a better me. What sucks? Is I know I'm the player one who makes the next chess move. I know I can king myself and become this beautiful being of who I really want to be. But I don't see the move, I don't see who I want to be I'm just an aimless gray pawn wandering around the board until someone places my next move in front of me.

I don't know where to go but I'm here, because support through a screen is better than the face to face interaction I would have with my closest relationships, mother, best friend, boyfriend, family. Judging the gray painting from their beautiful world of color.

I'm not black, blue or rainbow. I'm gray and I'm drowning in this ocean of not being good enough, not being me enough, not being human enough. Here I am. A gray pawn waiting for my next move.

i think i'll do my thesis on pornography and its affects on birth rates

thoughts lads? opinions?

bf wants to try felching

shut the fuck up and kill yourself

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JUST FUCKIN GET THEM YOU PAKI BASTARD

need a gf with big chebs

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british culture

Any Codreanu man in?

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what's that?

sounds retched

Tony Blair is the only labour leader to have won an general election in the last 40 years

no results on duck duck go for this. did you really write it?

is bing broken?

Whiskey is drunk too quickly for that to be the case. Make it a pint.

Umm no sweaties. Falling means at the last second you regret it. That's why it's so horrible. Your last moments are
>What a mistake I've made

in a lot of Europe they pronounce j the same way we pronounce y

its when you cum in an asshole then lick up the cum as it drips out

fuck off

>Shotgun to head
got an uncle on a hospital bed with half his face off

>bing
hello shill

>bing
>bing
>yahoo!
literal manchild

captcha: road hammond
is it telling me to watch grand tour?

unironically THE greatest scene of all time in british cinema

Who is Khaleesi? :3

this degree of autism is reserved for

Pics

grim

love saudi
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little girls

rorke's fantasy xx

Has political correctness gone too far? 'sat on'. Why the fuck can't it be without the marks?

Brits are gone in the head

except corbyn won the last one sweaty

most virgin post I've ever seen. pathetic little yankified wormboy

just point the barrel to the back top of your mouth and you cant miss

had a mom like this. dumped me with my grandma so she could be a whore and do drugs o well lol.