the updated waifus edition
/brit/
cara
we're in here, ignore the spammer
*starts fiddling and doing a jig*
[in a heavy Southern accent] ohhhh willy bum bum poo poo willy pee pee poo poo pee pee willy willy fanny fanny piss piss poo yeehaw
sophie
Need a Rachel Riley gf
...
sue
uhm yeah
poo
her on the left?
vile trollops edition
will never forget the day i saw zezima
followed him around with others for hours
anime
...
Morph her face with Sersh.
>Sershie
some sort of a coup attempt in saudi arabia lads
are you ready for the saudi civil war and even more middle east unrest? ww3 middle east edition is going to be mental
he logged in next to me in lummy swamps then logged out in a minute
no there isnt
gay dumb cunt slut femboy let me fuck you
Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be ... The Killbot Factory.
Who's the dumb socialist cunt?
>simple wordplay that would mildly amuse a european baffles and offends an american
SCREECHING
state of that underthigh
dont care
have a wank mate
NEED A POOOO GF RN!!
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howlint
bet shes a real bitch
so condescending as well as being wrong
gimme a scottish gf
I post on r/suicidewatch daily and talk to people who are thinking about it
mog
Think she'd look better if she lost 4kg.
oh no not saudi arabia!
NOT SAUDI ARABIA!
army lad what week are you in
>zerohedge
Need to have sex. Regrowing my virginity.
being gay is generally ok but there is still a unspoken shame associated with it (for good reason). no family wants that. if you're a poof, keep it to yourself. you chose to take cocks up the arse so accept the consequences.
trump is trying to cuck us with the saudi oil listings and has already fucked NI with bombardier
absolute state of those rorkelet mongs who said he was ''''good for britain''''
gf is going on holiday alone not sure how to feel about this
Next week
where i used to live but unironically
saw him outside the duel arena and he said 'rawr' to me or something equally as weird
Went to the paki shop... Picked up a bag of malteasers and a beer. Get to the counter and Rajeed asks me for ID.
>Beer?????? You got ID??
I haven't got anything
>Serious you expect to be served without ID?? Garble garble how do i know you are 18?
Just look at me? (I'm 6' with strong features, facial hair, wrinkles and dark circles)
>Garble garble you could be 14 or 12... tut tut tut tut
The gross four-eyed ogre cunt started tutting as I went to go get a sandwich instead. Seriously considered knocking over a bottle of wine or calling him a paki.
FOB
i cant believe that thread is still going, i havent howled this hard in days
no one on Earth can judge if someone will go to heaven or hell. even if someone does evil things but truly repents and accepts jesus, the word of christ indicates he will go to heaven. it also says that many will say they accept christ and go to hell, though. jesus himself said that. so if you do evil deeds while calling yourself a christian, you likely do not truly have faith in christ. but you aren't spared by your deeds, just your faith.
Never played an MMO
Like the lore of TES and KOTOR though, but not enough to go into MMOs.
all the more reason to expedite our switch to green energy.
>pakis
>selling beer
something seems off here
>you chose to take cocks up the arse
what about the dominant gay that puts his cock up men's arses? is it bent when you're the one bending others?
>not carrying your ID
don't complain you numpty
go back 2 saudi arapooa
just go to a different shop and dont give the 'sheed a single penny of your money
should have done this
youtube.com
Worst ways to die
>Fire
>Falling
Mediocre
>Hanging
>Bleeding out
Top tier
>Drug induced
>Shotgun to head
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OwO whats this?
in the uk we have off-licenses which are convenience stores that sell alcohol
despite religion and stuff, these shops are usually staffed by pakistanis/indians/etc
just because something is haram it isnt kryptonite you mong, they can still touch beer cans and they wont die
>falling
>bad way to die
nope sweetheart x
>hej
how do you say this?
cheat on her while she's out
Lads, is it autistic or fedora to go to a bar or pub and just buy a glass of whisky and drink it on my own?
If not, where would be the best place to do this? The local boozers in my small town are ruled out, wrong atmosphere and people all know each other.
Shitty dive bar in a city? Do they even exist anymore?
At an airport or near a train station or something where there'll be lots of travelers?
Just want to look cool, like I'm brooding over something, that's all.
woah
hey
>falling
Awww the lil babby is afraid of heights
I don't want to die, but I don't want to live. I feel gray. No color, rash decisions, deceit, struggles, have all been the root of ending up here.
I used to be so colorful, so happy, an eccentric outgoing personality but now I can't even look someone in the eyes walking past them. Maybe I'm taking away from the people on here that really need you guys, maybe I need you guys, but I don't know where else to go.
My biggest fear is not having a personality and I can literally feel me, my psyche, my humor, quip remarks, slipping through my hands like gray polluted sand.
I'm polluted.
Feelings of impending doom.
I don't see my life in years ahead because I don't have a purpose and whenever I look for a purpose it's not there I have no drive no motivation to make me a better me. What sucks? Is I know I'm the player one who makes the next chess move. I know I can king myself and become this beautiful being of who I really want to be. But I don't see the move, I don't see who I want to be I'm just an aimless gray pawn wandering around the board until someone places my next move in front of me.
I don't know where to go but I'm here, because support through a screen is better than the face to face interaction I would have with my closest relationships, mother, best friend, boyfriend, family. Judging the gray painting from their beautiful world of color.
I'm not black, blue or rainbow. I'm gray and I'm drowning in this ocean of not being good enough, not being me enough, not being human enough. Here I am. A gray pawn waiting for my next move.
i think i'll do my thesis on pornography and its affects on birth rates
thoughts lads? opinions?
bf wants to try felching
shut the fuck up and kill yourself
youtube.com
JUST FUCKIN GET THEM YOU PAKI BASTARD
need a gf with big chebs
youtube.com
british culture
Any Codreanu man in?
what's that?
sounds retched
Tony Blair is the only labour leader to have won an general election in the last 40 years
no results on duck duck go for this. did you really write it?
is bing broken?
Whiskey is drunk too quickly for that to be the case. Make it a pint.
Umm no sweaties. Falling means at the last second you regret it. That's why it's so horrible. Your last moments are
>What a mistake I've made
in a lot of Europe they pronounce j the same way we pronounce y
its when you cum in an asshole then lick up the cum as it drips out
fuck off
>Shotgun to head
got an uncle on a hospital bed with half his face off
>bing
hello shill
>bing
>bing
>yahoo!
literal manchild
captcha: road hammond
is it telling me to watch grand tour?
unironically THE greatest scene of all time in british cinema
Who is Khaleesi? :3
this degree of autism is reserved for
Pics
grim
love saudi
youtube.com
little girls
rorke's fantasy xx
Has political correctness gone too far? 'sat on'. Why the fuck can't it be without the marks?
Brits are gone in the head
except corbyn won the last one sweaty
most virgin post I've ever seen. pathetic little yankified wormboy
just point the barrel to the back top of your mouth and you cant miss
had a mom like this. dumped me with my grandma so she could be a whore and do drugs o well lol.