Your name is Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. Were currently in a bar, DUBS decides what happens next.
Your name is Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. Were currently in a bar, DUBS decides what happens next
Tell pink lady that there's a black man stealing her purse.
Listen in on conversations like a beta.
johnny cries and beard buddy tends to him
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition
I whip out my cock and start beating it right there, and in plain sight of everyone.
Finish drink and go home
Johnny smokes some meth.
I go up to any female in the bar, say "Hey, I lost my country."
I seize the neckline of her shirt and rip it downward to expose her tits.
rollin for this
Drug all drinks with whatever Johnny finds in his pockets.
Tell the orange guy there can only be one bearded dude in the bar, and shave his face.
Begin singing country roads
Go into the restroom.
Take a shit.
Take the shit.
Bring the shit back out into the bar.
Smear it onto the bartop.
Say: "He's my sonnnnn."
Locate the jukebox.
Put in several dollars worth of coins/paper.
Select all ABBA songs.
Crank the volume, if possible.
Finally something happens
If dubs begin to spasm wildly on the floor
engage in arrhythmical jerking
Some dirty sheboon approaches johnny and twerks before him
Johnny jams a pool cue up her nasty ass
says: "Serves you right for being a she-boon! How many lives have you destroyed?"
Hmmm...So he was behind that
Johnny shits on the bar and orders a shot of gin
The universe ends. All existence ceases.
Johnny wanna hooker?
Johnny grabs a handful of shit from his pants and slaps the blonde at the bar with it.
Where's my man johnny Oh-peee
pull out gun kill everyone except female
Johnny takes off his glasses, but only for a moment. The world is too bright.