Your name is Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. Were currently in a bar, DUBS decides what happens next

Your name is Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. Were currently in a bar, DUBS decides what happens next.

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Tell pink lady that there's a black man stealing her purse.

Listen in on conversations like a beta.

johnny cries and beard buddy tends to him

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

I whip out my cock and start beating it right there, and in plain sight of everyone.

Finish drink and go home

Johnny smokes some meth.

I go up to any female in the bar, say "Hey, I lost my country."

I seize the neckline of her shirt and rip it downward to expose her tits.

go home

rollin for this

Drug all drinks with whatever Johnny finds in his pockets.

Tell the orange guy there can only be one bearded dude in the bar, and shave his face.

go outside

Begin singing country roads

roll

roll

Go into the restroom.
Take a shit.
Take the shit.
Bring the shit back out into the bar.
Smear it onto the bartop.
Say: "He's my sonnnnn."

ALLAHU AKBAR

Reroll

Locate the jukebox.

Put in several dollars worth of coins/paper.

Select all ABBA songs.

Crank the volume, if possible.

Dance spasmodically.

Finally something happens

If dubs begin to spasm wildly on the floor

engage in arrhythmical jerking

Some dirty sheboon approaches johnny and twerks before him

Johnny jams a pool cue up her nasty ass

says: "Serves you right for being a she-boon! How many lives have you destroyed?"

Hmmm...So he was behind that

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Johnny shits on the bar and orders a shot of gin

Shit self

The universe ends. All existence ceases.

Johnny wanna hooker?

Johnny grabs a handful of shit from his pants and slaps the blonde at the bar with it.

Where's my man johnny Oh-peee

Op delivers

pull out gun kill everyone except female

impregnate female

Johnny takes off his glasses, but only for a moment. The world is too bright.