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Hi.

hi

>be texan
>get shot

anyone voted today?

Need a thot gf.

Memes

*doesn't meme*

the virgin vote
the chad revolution

Today is my birthday

im back from work you guys

and one guy shot back

its a shame none of them in the church were enlightened enough to carry a weapon

what's it like to have a penis in your butt?

let's find out

*puts my penis up your butt*

it feels bit gay

*gets behind canada*

me2

Have you seen this?

bump stocks are cool 2bh

i can rest a little easier knowing i am remember somewhat slightly during non-morning /cum/ threads

every american should be required by law to carry a firearm with them at all times

only then can we prevent further mass shootings

I'm going to work soon, guys

Know that feel even though I'm a NEET

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Stop stealing my idea

how about you stop giving mentally ill people guns

why?

>32.

HOW DO I RISE THROUGH THE RANKS

>only browse /his/, Sup Forums, and /sci/
any other big-brained anons?

it's one of our national pastimes

dog bless

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>tfw no kot to sleep on top of my belly and kill all the mice in my apartment

Universal voting registration seems like a good idea with little if any drawbacks

how come mass shootings dont happen in Nippon?

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all of their autists there are too distracted by anime to shoot up schools

they're good people

newyorker.com/news/news-desk/harvey-weinsteins-army-of-spies

what a fucking sociopath

Could easily kick the dane's behind

cabal of ninjews revealed when?

need gf

hi

Reminder that I can heem everyone here

also need a gf
good morning

*HEEM's you*

i've developed secret moves that prevent me from being heemed

need to start working out again so i can start heeming fools like i did in high school

*sweeps the leg*

*HEEM's you while you're falling backwards*

*shuts you up with my vast and superior intellect*

what is she looking at

mah dickkkk

What went wrong?

never been in a fight

almost accidentally replied to fist of flames just now

heem my cock until i heem all over you

unironically can't wait to marry my gf and have children with her

how do I just do a good job at work? Always fuck up, mix things up, and forget things at every job I've ever had and then take every bit of roughness and criticism I receive way too seriously

fist of flames never gets any (You)s

you white?

been in multiple fights

got turned non-white by anti-italians

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today is like my hundredth day on devils grass

>be 22 y/o kissless virgin
>trying for gf2k17 or ateast a fucc
>go to bar last night and start kissing some girl
>pushes me away saying I'm a bad kisser and asking if Id ever even kissed someone before
>say no
>she leaves and finds someone else

I really regret ignoring women for most of my teen years and being stuck in this position now. Its like applying for an entry level job and needing 3yrs experience

IRA did nothing wrong

yup

weed is for cool people

who is fist of flames

>unironically birthing a living being and dooming them to a life time of misery brought on by their conscious existence

D E V I L I S H

Taking a week long break from smoking pot

she white?

>Taking a week long break

i got pretty good at sex after a couple of times. you kinda either got it or you don't- like dancing

I'm a terrible dancer

its all in the hips for both activities btw

that's mean

cant post pictures for some reason

>smoking shitty plant
>not taking pills

we are soon in 2018 gramps

nah she's half-Comanche, half-white

thots have two modes: subservient, submissive semen receptacle for chad and turbo bitch to everybody else

You are a baby dick loser

adjust the ravioli in your pizza and refresh

it's not small, it's just that is very cold right now

business idea: make aliyah to israel, collect money, then return to my own country

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how'd he get so pale

business idea: gravy-filled biscuits (like jelly-filled donuts)

are you a melb kike? im sick of montreal kikes

mama mia bibitty bobitty

shibbity woop bop a doo wop bop a dop bow

Ew! Disgusting! You're way too small to ever please a woman!

shoowa shoop di doooo

nonsensical post

kys