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The black plague...
who.int/csr/don/02-november-2017-plague-madagascar/en/

Now Europe has another reason to close the border...

Build bridges not walls faggot

Does east Africa even have the infrastructure or population density to allow the plague to spread?

Haha good thing we're so far away from these fuckers r-r-right g-guys? :D

But Mexico borders America by land
:(

It'll be in Paris by Thursday if it touches a french speaking african country

Yes, they do.

Not really that good of an epidemic by modern standards, the bacterium is susceptible to streptomycin, genta, doxy, some fluoroquinolones and maybe even TMP-SMX

I remember some years ago some negros stealing the bodies of other negros that died of ebola to perform their retarded traditions.

I am still worried about witch doctors...

nothin personnel

Why, because they could possibly outnumber medical staff? That would never happen, I think you overestimate the prevalence of that stereotype

I actually encountered two viral hemorrhagic fevers, ebola family members (they're 30 or so) during my junior year of practice, reported both, the yellow fever (an actual liver trashing disease) arrived terminal but with good treatment and support the Rift Valley Fever made it

>because they could possibly outnumber medical staff?

No. They have some eccentric cures and too much political power. Those cunts could rally a civil war blaming some minor ethnic group...

How is a life of a doctor in a African country?

B-but Madagascar was immune to any pandemic

Just Ancient Meme Posting, pls no bully

Population DENSITY. Africa is pretty big.

>pandemic game starts in madagascar
way too easy. Bye humanity.

Try NEET with panic disorder, but they wouldn't attack them here

Here it's a political game of the Islamist government trying to limit their influence and reach to avoid accurate reporting on militia activities, under the idiotic cover story that they're Christian missionaries

This is never taken to consideration, thanks. I was actually surprised to learn that France is the size of the Darfur states alone, Europe is tiny

>Europe is tiny

True, but with all the shit that continuously happened the last 3000 years there is still much more to do and see in tiny France than in huge desertic Darfour, so it doesn't feel so small

what a (((coincidence))). let us hope that (((it))) will reduce their population by millions

I understand of course, plus historic events assign a higher priority, falling of religiously propped up monarchies, bastille, robespierre, napeolon, secularism

quickly, we need to help the biological wea- poor madagascarian victims reach europe!

Sort of a tangent but I googled Mozambique since it takes up a lot of southeast african coastline and damn is it the nicest looking african country or what?

Many African countries have god tier scenery actually, if it wasn't in such chaotic state they would be top travel destinations

>Try NEET with panic disorder, but they wouldn't attack them here
Kek, i actually believe that you where a doctor.

Then you should put your hope in malaria-chan.

I actually am and I avoid hospitals because of human contact, ironic more than you know

And I need to take one more exam to finish the British Royal College of Physicians Membership but opportunities are limited and I am thinking of going a different direction than medicine

It's basically being a body mechanic/caretaker and the exciting stuff is decades away from the semi-functional classical shit today, not to mention the prospect of advanced AI taking over our jobs

I think he is. Or at least he has a lot of medical knowledge.

Nice.
Also, are people worried about Ethiopia dam?

So how contagious is it? If it isn't that contagious or if it kills people too quickly it's literally not that big of a deal

TY, but I am not autistic enough to study medicine for no degree

Yes but our governments top priority is suppressing dissent, they will do anything , any political concessions for neighbours and foreign nations but will unleash their entire military might on the Sudanese citizen if need be, this country is basically run like a Sicilian village with the government mafiosos beating us around and confiscating our property while demanding protection money

>ethiopia gets ravaged
fine with me

Quite a bit

Don't touch infected dogs or cats, don't inhale air potentially containing the bacillus, stay away from pneumonic plague patients exhaling it, don't touch infected wounds and watch out for transmitting fleas

Worst possible thing you could is lick someone's necrotic and bulbous armpit or French kiss them

I did not realize that most of Sudanese people where Arabs. Who draw the Egyptian border and there is no problems between the diverse ethnic groups?

It's a rich gradient of all colors from south Egypt all the way to Uganda, also Arab is a very convenient cultural and linguistic term, we are actually black. Anything beyond the race is practically Arab down to the food and porn preferences

Don't believe the propaganda, they're tools for Israel if you believe the wacky Islamist's and Arab news outlets

Hmmm, somehow I didn't realise it was the literal plague. But treatments exist, don't they?

>also Arab is a very convenient cultural and linguistic term, we are actually black
Thanks for explain.

So, your government don't have any plans to "make Sahara green again"?

Yeah back then even a moderately severe diarrhoea would kill people, it was before the development of modern antibiotics

But there's trouble ahead, there are emerging E.Coli, Staph and Neisseria strains unsusceptible to the most powerful drugs in the medical artillery

Which is why being virgins will save us

No prob. The entire Sahara is undergoing rapid desertification and Sudan will become unfit for habitation by 2070 of estimates are correct

Make room everyone, we're a'comin'

Hopefully it reaches Somalia

No one care about this issue?

Our government has more pertinent issues to attend to, like the fiery debate on the purity of uncircumcised girls, how to convince Trump to provide access to frozen accounts abroad containing billions of oil money, why being bad muslims wrecked the country and they couldn't do anything about it and finally, why Albashir needs an unconditional reelection in 2020 because despite being a useless fuckhead we can't live without him

>tfw your ancestors survived the black plague

Wew lad
So, if the government is fucked up, what are the things you do like in Sudan ?

You are my greatest ally sudanon if all ice sheets melted due to global warming what eould happen to sahara

They are protected by Allah

What's the deal with E. Coli? Most of the third/second world is contagiad, aren't we? And it has some cross-immunity with some other bacteria (can't remember which one) that is much more dangerous (think it caused cancer or something).

My memory is failing badly right now

Very, very hospitable and nice people, hopefully some /mena/ people can vouch for our honesty, bordering on idiocy

Also we have a lot of mini pyramids (243) and some literature focus along with girls I find very appealing, so I am not too dissapointed

Not much according to the scientists but the Nile will definitely flood villages and cities beyond repair

President since 1989...
What the actual fuck?
There is no opposition in your country?

I think we all have a love of one of our earliest homes. It's parts of the species now.

Simpler times.

>Nile will definitely flood villages and cities beyond repair
Just checked the topography of your country.
You are fine. The Nile is 300 meters above the sea in Sudan.

I see, thanks
Yeah I've heard about the pyramids, of Meroe mostly, pretty fascinating

No prob m8. It's a nuisance of a bacterium but I blame globalization, dietary changes and cellphones helping them disseminate, then liberal antibiotic usage. Even first worlders are seeing rising rates and epidemics of dangerous strains from produce

If you ever have elderly patients particularly those in nursing homes always keep an eye for potential resistance. Fluoroquinolones have pulled patients out of the ICU and back home because of this, urinary tract infections and diarrhoea due to resistant E.Coli

No one can challenge him without life threatening consequences, the typical dictatorial spiel, it's essentially a pyramid scheme where every one of his cronies is dependent on him remaining, don't forget the arrest warrant from the ICC looming. We laugh at the idiot not being able to attend the UN General Assembly in NY every year. Keep in mind he reportedly has recurrent nasopharyngeal cancer and triple coronary stenosis, I just wish he'd die already

Being this poignant and insightful on Sup Forums, get out immediately !

I don't know a few years back there were devastating floods and we've been very weary of its changes

There are two archaeologists I've met on Sup Forums, Dutch and Swiss and the nicest people you'll meet here, they know far more than me and will hopefully post later

Thanks, m8. But I think I need some rest. Until next time Sudabro.

Later akhi (hermano) don't let this website warp your interpretation of time

>devastating floods
Yes, i read about the low flux in the white Nile. This was the reason why they where digging a man made river, but apparently anglo did involve and shit hit the fan (this is what i read).

Also, if your president die (natural causes) this would not leave a void of power and actually start a civil war?

meh,

fake new and bullshit, as usual

I'll believe it when the bodycount hit millions.

btw the WHO is a zionist NWO organization dedicated to depopulation of the planet.

really should make you penal gland ponder

That's the current problem, essentially four our five candidates seeking to eliminate each other to assure their succession, but they're all evil pathetic people

This is further compounded by Albashir idiotically employing central African and Sudanese militias and prioritizing them over the Military, of the two major factions one had announced they're breaking off, the other is studying the situation to see where they can profit the most

But I instinctively get angry when I see Islamist's here or a supposedly religious bearded person invoke Islamic authority to manipulate people. Apostasy is of course banned but I always tell them to their face, "you're far more afraid of the government than you are of Allah". They know how cheap they are

What in the name of all that is Holy

Of all the things I've heard here this has to be the weirdest

it's a weird timeline we find ourselves in.

my compadre

Best of future luck to you bro in this and the next life

I hope to be reborn as a NEET rich enough to sustain a Sup Forums lifestyle

I hope to be reborn an crazy Orca and devour sealion and sailormen alike in my next life.

Nigga just give them antibiotics, the plague ain't that bad anymore.

>They know how cheap they are
Yeah, i know. Some faggots also try to invoke god as a way to get elected, here in brazil.
But things change, now people think they are just cringe...

The black plague is legit not a big deal for wealthy or upper middle income countries. It's easily treatable by antibiotics.

The bubonic plague is endemic in wild rodent populations in the American southwest. Once in a while a human gets it, no biggie. The fact is that shit like this or ebola just cannot spread unless you have Africa-levels of basically intentional infection.

It's so bad in Madagascar because they like to dig up corpses and dance with them.

PRESIDENT MADAGASCAR
A MAN IN BRAZIL IS COUGHING

Good times.

self-critical perfectionism is a disease holding you back from your true creative potential

You noticed that earlier post before I deleted it? That was just me posting before I had read through the entire thread. But I guess that is perfectionism in a way, too.

madagascar is an ex-french colony...