Perfect city doesn't exis-

>perfect city doesn't exis-

London perfect?
Someone hold my beer
I need to laugh my stomach out of my body

I had a shit in one of your canals and wiped my arse with a prozzie's tongue

London is the best city I have ever been to.

Why are Dutch always so envious of the UK

That unsuitable ferris wheel always makes me laugh

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it's a communication dish for aliens

amsterdam is better than l*ndon

kek

>not coastal
>not mediterranean
>perfect city

This

>actually wanting to endure temperatures of 40°C every summer

Britain has the best climate in Europe.

>london
>being good in any shape

>Britain has the best climate in Europe.
Only because you don't have to live in it every single day. It's the definition of suicide weather.

t. poorfag

It's a perfect ciry to get trucked

How can I
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Get a degree in finance.

>Someone hold my beer
no need to, it will simply float

new york is better

C-can I even pay the rent there?
Whats minimum living expesne in london

northern monkey

this

River thames so pretty desu. . .
Is it smelly

£7.20/hour to get by. Keep in mind that their transportation system is very efficient, so you can easily commute from the suburbs. It only takes 30 minutes to get from Oxford St. to Millwall.

You'll need a wage of at least 12£/hour to live comfortably, though.

>visit to London
>starts pouring
>stops
>starts pouring again
>stops again
>sky is dark and cloudy for rest of the day
>starts raining again in the evening

That's the norm for Northern Europe, though.

Does it mean london is cheap for snow niggers

> Be me
> Live in shithole
> "Fuck, I 'll visit a 1st world country!"
> Goes to london
> Walk the city
> Fukcing dirty streets, hobos, boring architecture, ugly people with the most warped faces and teeth due to inbreed
> Meh, maybe the nightlife is better
> night
> The most blandest looking woman in the world, all LITERALLY dressed the same, ugly all around
> "What the shit? These ppl are basicaly white niggers, wtf is this shitholoe?

Never again

Haha thoses slags didnt let u give the D

Perfect.

>being cramped in a jungle of concrete with no personal space.
American cities are better because there is space and comfy neighborhoods. New york is an exception

London's alright to visit. Wouldn't want to live there though. Too busy, it has absolutely 0 identiy because of all the multiculturalism (except the psuedo-British crap tourists are exposed to) and the people there are miserable as fuck.

At least it's not Paris though.

Which is best club in london?

it's fucking brown/gray/muddy

Not me, so not always i guess. I had lovely holidays in cornwall.

>Living in a city

Lol, what are you, fucking gay? Why the fuck would you want to have fucking PEOPLE near you that don't even fucking uphold Marxism-Leninism? Srsly like 80% minimum of PEOPLE don't uphold Marxism-Leninism, because they have very low IQs, they're fucking idiots! In a city you have an endless stream of fucking strangers that don't uphold Marxism-Leninism, while in a town or village you can mobilise the proletarians for People's War! It's fucking 1+1 basic shit, don't be fucking retarded, shit..