学习雷锋好榜样, 忠于革命忠于党 edition
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F*ck /brit/
Janno?
>flat will cost £900 a month, £220 left over for everything else
ahhh yes the london experience
that's all my bills, forgot about food desu.
I should have £280 a month if i wasn't being overtaxed, but i'd still little wiggle room regardless
I split $1960 with the gf for a 1bdrm
My Sup Forums ads are targeted towards older women because of all the Christian hymns I listen to.
just start sucking off your landlord desu
Pengshire
no you don't
be quiet
Matched with one of those gay guys looking to give a straight guy a "discrete suck off" on tinder. Should I do it?
ah yes another lei edition
Followed Lei Feng's good example and worked hard at toil today lad
Is his penis feminine
discreet
Turn on bbc 4 right now
sue
st andrews?
st pengdrews more like
IM PICKLE /BRITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT/
no grandad
So
Here we are lads
>be me
>bout 5 minutes ago
>ferociously wanking
>forget do not disturb on hotel door
>dont here a knock because of the ferocious irresponsible reckless thrashing my left hand is doing
>house keeping opens the door
>never seen the look of absolute terror in another persons eyes before today
>go soft due to the surprise
>dont even come
HOLY SHIT
robbie williams lads
just keep them north of Zambezi
>gif
fuck off
probably a catfish wanting to take pictures when you turn up to have some lad suck your knob
just copped these
dear oh dear oh dear oh dear
obvious false flag
not sure what the point of that would be
think ive got cancer lads
tiny mole on my finger looks like a small blood clot and can't be pierced or cut out like a swelling.
not feeling anything yet but it will probably take a while because im not going to the doctor
am I autistic if I still find Sup Forums funny after 2 years
unironically me
down with dengism
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>mongs actually buy shit like this
baffling
why not? isn't it free
will miss you x
yeh
sending atheist prayers your way x
absolute state of west ham
Did you get it from Australian posters
Praise god
absolute state of kuffar ham
All part of his master plan for isis
tried to make a twitter account once, they locked it and demanded my phone number
fuck off
part misplaced british stoicism/ masculinity , part cowardice
imagining the most JUST life imaginable.
How about this
>University graduate
>Spent a long while unemployed after graduation
>Eventually gets a call centre job down south
>Flatshare eats 50% of your measly income and inflation is gradually taking the rest
>tired and poor from work, no time to social or date or any hobbies whatsoever really
>had a plan about having a family, a house and a stable career but none of that seems viable
>had a back up plan of becoming a degenerate bachelor, but you're poor and wagecucked to really do so
now i'm not saying growing up as a sudanese orphan is not as bad as this, but the relatable pscyology and proximity to us here in this thread, makes my scenario quite irksome to say the least.
yeah they do this now
i simply stopped using it
Once locked some runt's Twitter account and demanded his phone number
you the lad that deleted trump's account?
Need more toil posts in thread
imagine living in china working 10 hours a day at a foxconn factory for shit wages while a deluded western leftist tells you your country is socialist, akshually
would rather let cancer spread slowly through all my organs over years than get flattened in one by chemo only to die a baldy weirdo
The very same. He refused to give me his number
best robbie williams track?
meh
seen one thot you seem them all
might get shredded then get a full body wax
Their lives are relatively better than if they were still in the country though.
stayed up all night sending pictures of my willy to a girl again
I really am a vile bastard
that's a dismal existence
rudebox
my post to (you) ratio is 3:5
4:5 counting this post
did you finger some nasty slag
dont care
the so called turtlemong
Virtual Insanity
thats probably a decent amount of /brit/feel desu
the one where he is a formula 1 driver in the music video
going to go and play skyrim with the imaginary gf, we take it turns
stiff upper lip
stay safe x
you really are a pathetic creature
How is toil going for you these days?
accurately describes a solid 70% of 20-30 yo UK males
ah so you're a moron?
her maj just threw charlie under the bus to distract from her offshore shenanigans
you're probably right desu, but i should get paid like 2k more next year so just have to hold out / dip into savings
I just don't get how people live these lives where they have to wake up to the prospect of toil for the next 47 years.
my mum for example getting nearer to retirement, but its still like '8 more years'
Some days I don't remember I'm even human.
thanks :)
>recovery period for surgery ends this month
>Need to finally start looking for work
that's supreme i think
nah. my father was the strong silent type and his father before him
*blocks your path*
You lads watching?
what surgery did you get lads? did you get circumcised?
just had a glorious wank, lads
want to go and see blade runner again before it leaves the cinemas but got no one to go with
ah, they were morons too
well, they managed to procreate, so you should probably be able to pull your finger out of your arse and go to the doctor
Jesus I forgot that existed
buy me a plane ticket and i'll go with you x
its better on your own