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学习雷锋好榜样, 忠于革命忠于党 edition

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F*ck /brit/

Janno?

>flat will cost £900 a month, £220 left over for everything else

ahhh yes the london experience

that's all my bills, forgot about food desu.

I should have £280 a month if i wasn't being overtaxed, but i'd still little wiggle room regardless

I split $1960 with the gf for a 1bdrm

My Sup Forums ads are targeted towards older women because of all the Christian hymns I listen to.

just start sucking off your landlord desu

Pengshire

no you don't
be quiet

Matched with one of those gay guys looking to give a straight guy a "discrete suck off" on tinder. Should I do it?

ah yes another lei edition

Followed Lei Feng's good example and worked hard at toil today lad

Is his penis feminine

discreet

Turn on bbc 4 right now

sue

st andrews?

st pengdrews more like

IM PICKLE /BRITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT/

no grandad

So

Here we are lads

>be me
>bout 5 minutes ago
>ferociously wanking
>forget do not disturb on hotel door
>dont here a knock because of the ferocious irresponsible reckless thrashing my left hand is doing
>house keeping opens the door
>never seen the look of absolute terror in another persons eyes before today
>go soft due to the surprise
>dont even come

HOLY SHIT

robbie williams lads

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are gal

just keep them north of Zambezi

>gif
fuck off

probably a catfish wanting to take pictures when you turn up to have some lad suck your knob

just copped these

dear oh dear oh dear oh dear

twitter.com/AmyDaisy03/status/927795553274073088

obvious false flag

not sure what the point of that would be

think ive got cancer lads
tiny mole on my finger looks like a small blood clot and can't be pierced or cut out like a swelling.

not feeling anything yet but it will probably take a while because im not going to the doctor

am I autistic if I still find Sup Forums funny after 2 years

unironically me

down with dengism

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>mongs actually buy shit like this
baffling

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THOUGHTS?

why not? isn't it free

will miss you x
yeh

sending atheist prayers your way x

absolute state of west ham

Did you get it from Australian posters

Praise god

absolute state of kuffar ham

All part of his master plan for isis

tried to make a twitter account once, they locked it and demanded my phone number

fuck off

part misplaced british stoicism/ masculinity , part cowardice

imagining the most JUST life imaginable.

How about this
>University graduate
>Spent a long while unemployed after graduation
>Eventually gets a call centre job down south
>Flatshare eats 50% of your measly income and inflation is gradually taking the rest
>tired and poor from work, no time to social or date or any hobbies whatsoever really
>had a plan about having a family, a house and a stable career but none of that seems viable
>had a back up plan of becoming a degenerate bachelor, but you're poor and wagecucked to really do so

now i'm not saying growing up as a sudanese orphan is not as bad as this, but the relatable pscyology and proximity to us here in this thread, makes my scenario quite irksome to say the least.

yeah they do this now

i simply stopped using it

Once locked some runt's Twitter account and demanded his phone number

Missing out

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you the lad that deleted trump's account?

Need more toil posts in thread

imagine living in china working 10 hours a day at a foxconn factory for shit wages while a deluded western leftist tells you your country is socialist, akshually

would rather let cancer spread slowly through all my organs over years than get flattened in one by chemo only to die a baldy weirdo

The very same. He refused to give me his number

best robbie williams track?

meh
seen one thot you seem them all

might get shredded then get a full body wax

Their lives are relatively better than if they were still in the country though.

stayed up all night sending pictures of my willy to a girl again
I really am a vile bastard

that's a dismal existence

rudebox

my post to (you) ratio is 3:5

4:5 counting this post

did you finger some nasty slag

dont care

the so called turtlemong

Virtual Insanity

thats probably a decent amount of /brit/feel desu

the one where he is a formula 1 driver in the music video

going to go and play skyrim with the imaginary gf, we take it turns

stiff upper lip

stay safe x

you really are a pathetic creature

How is toil going for you these days?

accurately describes a solid 70% of 20-30 yo UK males

ah so you're a moron?

her maj just threw charlie under the bus to distract from her offshore shenanigans

you're probably right desu, but i should get paid like 2k more next year so just have to hold out / dip into savings

I just don't get how people live these lives where they have to wake up to the prospect of toil for the next 47 years.

my mum for example getting nearer to retirement, but its still like '8 more years'

Some days I don't remember I'm even human.

thanks :)

>recovery period for surgery ends this month
>Need to finally start looking for work

that's supreme i think

nah. my father was the strong silent type and his father before him

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*blocks your path*

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You lads watching?

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what surgery did you get lads? did you get circumcised?

just had a glorious wank, lads

want to go and see blade runner again before it leaves the cinemas but got no one to go with

ah, they were morons too
well, they managed to procreate, so you should probably be able to pull your finger out of your arse and go to the doctor

The craziest wrestler

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Jesus I forgot that existed

buy me a plane ticket and i'll go with you x

its better on your own