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mummy edition

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>want to get fit
>looking up gyms in my area
>one is $9/mo
>the other doesn't list their price anywhere on their site

mite cop this

hideous witch

mmmmPHRRORROOOAAOORRR

fuck this left wing whore I would piss on her if she was on fire

doing a

/r/incelsPurgatory

we're.... rebuilding....

Reminder that if William the Bastard and the Normans never invaded we'd currently have an intergalactic empire.

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>officers should start carrying handguns

fuck off yank

m-m-MUMMY!

Yeah, Officers only get a day or two training on how to fight. They should be required to take up a martial art or something if they're expected to take on people carrying knives with only a baton and PAVA spray

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mummy

just buy some weights
you don't NEED 50kg free weights just yet

>/r/incels was banned

absolute pissing myself

why would my mummy be brown?

i'd like a pint of JUST please

>uhh a pint of what sorry?

a pint of JUST, did you not fucking hear me?

*brandishes pocket knife*

legal weed in less than 8 months

less than 8 months until society totally collapses

may have to apply for refugee status in a sane country like aus

state

youtube.com/watch?v=EJEw3A_QO9o

>Reddit spacing
>talking about reddit

Would love to slurp some uncut cute little trap willy lads

I'M ACTING

>uh, one more take please

called a tan darling

you're right, they should have guns and just go around murdering people
will that satisfy your autistic race war/revenge fantasy?

>Delevigne

what's WRONG with the french?

>you don't NEED 50kg free weights just yet

you do need a power cage and a barbell

my clavicles hurt

thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/606/480/279/?TAP=1007&cid=causes_petition_postinfo
screeching

not an argument

She stole my gf

Really don't know how you can detect 'bad acting' in a film

Dont know what Im supposed to look out for

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There is a spectre haunting /brit/
the spectre of toil

Much prefer the one on the right tbqh.

protip: go to the gym at your alma matter. they give alumni a discount rate

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literally the only place on the internet where i could relate to others

what beer are they drinking here?

i'm 5'11" 230 lbs and know for a fact that i am significantly stronger than anyone here

the PM's cat got run over

>brown eyes
not interested

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cara's not really french, she's anglo-jewish aristocracy

>Delevingne's maternal grandfather was publishing executive and English Heritage chairman Sir Jocelyn Stevens, the nephew of magazine publisher Sir Edward George Warris Hulton and the grandson of newspaper proprietor Sir Edward Hulton, 1st Baronet. Her paternal great-grandfather was the Canadian-born British politician Hamar Greenwood, 1st Viscount Greenwood, and her maternal grandmother Janie Sheffield was lady-in-waiting to Princess Margaret. Through one of her maternal great-great-grandfathers, Sir Lionel Lawson Faudel-Phillips, 3rd Baronet, Delevingne descends from the Anglo-Jewish Faudel-Phillips baronets; two of her ancestors on that line served as Lord Mayor of London.[

how much can you deadlift

so the_donald is next?

Sounds like you caught the autism

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this image screams 'good music'

How do I unironically sort myself out lads? Mentally ill fat autistic NEET.

There has to be more to life than this. I'm 21 and want to feel not dead. I had dreams once.

I've started getting up every morning, getting dressed and going for a walk with my dog for an hour or two. It's fuck all but for years I have barely been able to leave my house or even bed at times. I got on new medication and it's helping a bit, enough for me to want to try to sort myself out. What's a reasonable/socially acceptable hygiene routine?

*casts smite*

why didn't they tackle him? afraid to break a rib? or just afraid full stop?

umm no sweetie

just afraid. your average plod does little more than ticket people

>reasonable/socially acceptable hygiene routine?

every tried having a shower

He might have had a knife and they were all probably slob jobbers.

lifting is the answer to every problem a man faces in the modern world

the only book you need user

ummmm..try again sweaty xx

get a job

feel like pure shit just want him back

this unironically but also getting a job is very important

become a christian
youtube.com/watch?v=4ARO7ZaeT1E

the rest of your life will get sorted out by itself after that

filipinos are just the anglos of asia

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telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/11/06/sleep-deprivation-stops-brain-cells-firing-properly-changing/

6.5pl8 is my all time max

don't do this get your shit together, practice a good daily routine and GO TO SCHOOL, you idiot. you are 21 ffs perfect time to get educated and have a good shot at life

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the state of them

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lol

firing off some zzzs at this

>shower daily (hair wash included)
>shave every other day
>go to doctor for acne cream if necessary
>wear trousers for 3 days max before washing
>wear shirts/T shirts for 1 day before washing
nhs can do acne cream and it's probably the best thing to have happened to me

literal stuxnet tier virus

peng

have taken a liking to jam sandwiches

Also never realised putting a bit of chocolate spread in porridge makes it 200% nicer

the fabled 'thot'
never seen one up close before

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Why do retards insist on calling things "fake news" when it's actually just a deliberate troll?

Stupid cunts

>both Boris and Priti Patel will be resigning this week

any fash lad in?

youtu.be/9AaO5s_GOCI

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that's what the MSM is trying to shift fake news to being understood as. 4channers saying sam hyde is a shooter instead of them cropping shinzo abe out of a video when trump dumps fish food in a pond

There's quite literally nothing wrong with shoplifting if you really think about it

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a BIT hungover lads

thoughts on lat pull downs?

business idea: make sara somehow break up with her boyfriend, and then work my way in and become her bf

Its not me i know how to ride a bike haha its my mate

>fat lad is new housemate
>at first think he doesn't eat as much as me, not sure why he's fat
>saw him cooking dinner earlier - a whole pizza, a garlic bread, a pile of onion rings, a pile of chips and half a cheesecake
>noticed an empty 24 pack of coke in the trash just now

ah I see

on your bike mate

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redpill him