/brit/

HEROIN, IT'S MY WIFE
AND IT'S MY LIFE

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Trans women are women.
They're women whose bodies look masculine at birth. Some are willing and/or able to change their bodies, others don't change their bodies for a variety of reasons. No matter what they look like to you, they're women.

j-j-j-j-JUST

*peers into thread*

friendly reminder you're a disgusting sexist bigot if you won't sleep with a woman just because she has a willy

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

if you're going to shit on the definition of a word then the word has no meaning
and that's what this is all about, semantics.

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things are looking up for old turtle

as an ardent radical centrist I refuse to sleep with anyone but transsexuals

3:18am. class at 9am. 1 point taken off final grade for each absence

Love a frosty morning, me.

Do you think posting this in every single /brit/ thread will eventually make it happen?

Joining the Scarlet Crusade.

Heh, I am a paki.

I routinely get 2 hours of sleep before lectures and do just fine

1 out of how many

what do you fucking think

It would be nice if it did.

why are humans the only animals where everybody is roughly a similar size

I don’t ducking know
out of 20 here

Wanked so hard while standing that my legs are sore

>90% of our MPs have dual citizenship
wellp
we're fucked

>ducking

Ah yes

Because of the great manlet/lanklet genocides of 2400 BC.

>wanking while standing
why?

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I would understand the rule if they were all half-chinese or something but most of them are just kiwis, as if anyone gives two fucks about the insidious political aspirations of new zealand

It's wrong to want *country* for white people. In practice there are few ethnically homogeneous nations, so realistically it is unethical to wish for most countries to become ethnically homogeneous.

Shitty nigger nipples dicking out an ass.

put some text in the comment field when you post please xx

Stronger orgasms
Feels closer to real sex, especially being a bit huffed after
You get that great instinct to lean forward or stand on your toes
Exercise!

good christians don’t swear
feels better
try it out

Why does Lou do a gay voice on this album?

>he doesn't know about the impending invasion

the drums of war are once again being beaten in the hallowed halls of auckland city hall

*strides into the thread*

>the damage is already done so it's silly to wish it was fixed

reading sissy captions and edging
what better way to spend my morning

out of all the pointless Anglophone nations "New Zealand" is possibly the most agregious offender

what about penguins

Glad that labor has been sucked into the mess. Fuck em all. Xenophon for life.

Complete bullshit argument. It may be unethical to wish for countries to become ethnically homogenous because of the actions that would have to be taken to make it happen. But this:
>In practice there are few ethnically homogeneous nations, so realistically it is unethical to wish for most countries to become ethnically homogeneous.
Doesn't follow AT ALL.

>agregious

a picture is worth a thousand words

Jacking off onto a dog's balls and tapdancing upside down with a thumb up your arse.

Ah yes, the so called "NBN" really making the media lately.

youtube.com/watch?v=EJEIHUMlMxw

Have a hard time telling my asian psychiatrist that I believe in white supremacy

used to do that but it started to really creep me out

Oh hon....go back to high school ethics class

quite frankly I would gladly welcome a new zealandish occupation of australia, thinks can't get any worse than they are now regardless

Well she needs to know where the mental illness is, so you'll have to find a way.

rude

>paying for 100 Mbps
>getting 5 Mbps
Christ

the insidious new-zealnd control over australian politics must end

>kiwis
what are you on about
they're all brits

>a professor told me it, and i repeated it, therefore i'm right
If there is a brain in your head, switch it on at some point.

Mb is megaBITS
MB is megaBYTES

Just do the maths on it mate

nigger!

Shouting "sieg heil" while riding a unicycle and jerking off with a leaf blower.

80% of tory mps are 'friends of israel' iirc

>Xenophon for life

just give me the internet and don't be a smart arse son

fucking sick of seeing Spanish bilingual signage everywhere
I can't think of a more coddled immigrant group in existence

Jews?

*stands astride the road ahead*

yeah lad heard about all those hebrew bilingual signs in america

Playing the tuba while jerking off on a trampoline and doing a tango.

They're all European

mad how 100% of Sup Forums is made up of 3 things
generals
americans being retarded/baiting
people trying to bait americans

wouldn't dare eat food in vietnam, you're essentially guaranteed to contract consumption or the pox

>the only metric to measure coddling is bilingual signs
small brain post

yeahhh haha insane that hey
*backs away and talks to someone else*

FOY

I'm doing my bit to help the budget deficit!

Fuck off degenerate weeb

those are actually our newspapers, not signs. easy mistake to make though no worries

nypost.com/2015/05/24/high-wire-strewn-through-city-lets-jews-keep-the-faith/

don't walk away while i'm speaking you sniveling toad

oh
100 here

Taking a dump on live television while jerking of one handed using the other hand to play piano.

that's a munchie box from the UK
and I'm feeling the pain rn from eating street food all the time
been ill all day

having a look at leftypol, they're not that backwards really

When the current petroleum-based global order collapses, New Zealand will be in the perfect place to build a new western empire. It's geographically isolated, with the Pacific to the east and allied Oz as a buffer to the west, so it'll likely avoid invasion. It has huge freshwater and hydroelectric resources, it's agriculturally self-sufficient, it has a people with western values, it has up-to-date modern technology (as far as I know) and it has Australia as a potentially massive source of future development once they take it over.

If New Zealand starts seriously preparing for the next 200-300 years now, and gets lucky, it could one day be the centre of a major global empire.

most Americans on Sup Forums are literal fifteen year olds, it's probably great fun for them

fuck off leftypol

Doesn't go against the entire idea of sabbath
what's the point of jewing your own religion

doing a talking heads

jews are experts at negotiating even with their one god

i like putting "Heroin" at full volume after im done fapping
back when i smoked weed i had a blunt prepared for when i was done fapping to light it up whlie having a song i liked at full volume

I'M WAITING FOR NY MAN
TWENTY SIX DOLLARS IN MY HAND
UP TO LEXINGTON
125
FEEL SICK AND DIRTY MORE DEAD THAN ALIIIVE
IIIIII'M WAITING FOR MY MAN

Brody's woken up lads

western values are what destroyed the world
we must look to the east for guidance

I've run out of ideas for shitposts. Now thinking about what my next gimmick should be.

AW JUST LIKE SISTER RAY SAID
*15 minute organ solo*

>western values are what destroyed the world
>we must look to the east for guidance

always try to be friendly and cordial with yanks but would gladly heem a brit straight through a brick wall at the slightest opportunity

letting the days go by?

rorkesheed

ah yes the elusive new zealand internet defense force