>wake up
>you're in a decked out mansion
>on Pluto
>in a special dome so you can survive
>wat do?
Wake up
John Ross
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Adam Perry
Look around for food and stuff to entertain myself
Dominic Reyes
Check the fridge see what it's stocked with and suss out the tv gaming set up
Cameron Scott
go back to sleep
Xavier Turner
Clone a female version of myself and start making pluto great again
Lucas Martinez
this is what pluto actually looks like to the human eye, I always hate false-color images because they confuse the public
Carson Young
Enjoy your 4-hour ping due to the lightspeed delay
Tyler Ortiz
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
never thought of that. Probably more like 7 months delay
Jonathan Lewis
>go on Sup Forums
>jerk off
>sleep
>wonder why the fuck you went to fucking pluto to jerk off
James Reyes
Do you know how fast light travels?
it wouldn't take that lon g
Tyler Smith
Open the window and go for a walk.
Austin Reed
Alexa, play despacito.
Thomas King
Stare into the abyss and lose myself in thought
Thomas Walker
Ayden Rivera
You have an amazon account 3 light hours from earth?
Brandon Martinez
upvote
Carter Parker
Go outside, take my pants off, and fap staring up at the universe.
Parker Edwards
I'm willing to wait 6 hours to listen to the best music in all of human history
Julian Richardson
Space is fake
John Thomas
Greetings CMDRs Inara Squadron needs your help to fight our worst enemy of the time, the Thargoids.
Help us with your anti-xeno ship.
Luis Robinson
then what is there out there?
Carter Barnes
this is all assuming that your internet connection runs at the speed of light.
fucking jealous
Eli Hernandez
lol don't feed the low quality troll.
Brody Scott
You believe the information superhighway is somehow specific only to the planet earth and a similar network couldn't be created on pluto considering a mansion has already been?
You also assume a program like alexa could not function without internet connection and could not play offline files?
Aiden Peterson
Great game. I just returned to civilized space after making 180 million exploring
Brody Powell
light (electromagnetism) would be the only thing that would carry information from earth to pluto... unless you wanted to string a wire.
Thomas Murphy
what about radio waves
Gabriel Wood
ur mum
Tyler Mitchell
kek
Jackson Williams
travels at lightspeed as well
all EM waves travel at that speed
Lincoln Campbell
>claim and conquer the whole planetoid and relay that information to earth governments
>advertise to use my mansion as a model to establish other colonies on the planetoid and rule over them
>make monies in this process
>name my empire the Pluto's Embodying National Inhabitation Sactum
>I now rule the PENIS
Jacob Hughes
hope they at least have a good internet connection with a fast computer and good games, and plenty of food to last me a lifetime
Gabriel Robinson
Dig a hole and fuck it just like NASA did when they demoted it to a dwarf planet