Persuade me to (or to not) live here

persuade me to (or to not) live here

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Don't come here, we're full.

been there like 10 times
mountains everywhere, bad internet connection
some shit in the sea waiting to hurt your feet so you have to swim in shoes like an american
entry to many forests forbidden because of mines from the balkan war
a lot of Italians in the north(Istria)
people are nice

cheap tourist destination for Germany and Poland

Isn't your population decreasing?

Only stupid and poor people.

... are leaving. Once they are gone, nation will flourish

We are nazis so if you like extreme nationalism come here, if you hate it, dont come
when, 10-15 year ago? its not cheap anymore, there is no more mines and you dont have to wear shoes in water you pussy

>persuade me to (or to not) live here

Move to Hungary instead. Or better yet Austria. We're better educated, more wealthy and civilized than any Southern Slav.

Dalmatia is the homeland of the ancient Kiwis :)

Only Austria. You are not, and your country is all flat and depressing thats why you have one of the highest suicide and alcoholism rates in Europe, because nobody wants to live there

only stupid and poor people are staying in the country. in germany i make 3 times more than here plus i dont have to listen to retards in this country every day

Croatian women love Anglo men.

Yeah, looks totally depressing, and not at all like paradise on Earth.

>you have one of the highest suicide and alcoholism rates in Europe
Second only to Slavs, since you're the biggest low-lifes on the continent. Only the suicide part is true, but it's in sharp decline.

Pole fears the sea ustasha

Too many italians

Japs eat those.

shut up and keep pumping our oil

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>finds one decent looking place in hung(a)ry
>the rest of the country looks like a barren wasteland from fallout

I only hang out with blue eyed and blue haired people

got to drink bambus

Bambus is a travesty.
Drink gemišt like a grown-up.

Hey brit m8, your cunt is full of muslims and indians.
(WINS THE ARGUMENT)

i steped on this shit
it was fine :)

second best Balkan country next to Kosovo : )