>when you're forced to admire French culture for a moment, because you see something truly amazing in their country or history online
>but then you have to go and take a shower immediately, because you feel dirty
There is nothing more disgusting on the planet than a Francophile. Even weeaboos are more tolerable.
I refuse to take any part in this shit.
Here, I'll prove it. I might like SOME aspects of French culture, but their cinema is garbage. Also French people need to bathe more often.
>their cinema is garbage
I liked that french action comedy about a taxi driver with a white Peugeot 406
Btw in france they have a quota for national movies enforced on TV, i think 4 of each 10 movies broadcast in a TV channel must be french
It's true. Always the same shtick.
>2 deep 4 you
>unnecessary female nudity
>the film's atmosphere will be bleak and off putting
>borderline porn masquerading as content
>somebody in the film at some point will eventually discover their attraction to their own sex and possibly have a ménage á trois
>weird ending that makes no sense
Did I leave anything out?
yes and ?
you have a problem with it ?
i think not only we should keep going but we should reinforce it and apply it to all of the european union
i say like 7 out of 10 movies broadcasted on any european tv must be european
same for songs on radio
>stereotype stereotype stereotype stereotype stereotype
ok whatever
I know EXACTLY how you feel user
Funny we actually have the stereotype of those weird, senseless, abstract and terrible "artsy" movie from Hungarians films
French cinema nowadays is garbage however, i'll give you that, but not for the reasons you listed
I'd suck a French dick until he cums down my throat, then let him impale me with his big baguette afterwards.
it is pretty bad
the only great film to ever come out of france is la haine
and even that is really pretentious as fuck sometimes
>things plebs say
>stereotype
Is it really a stereotype if it's true? I could probably list at least two dozen like this, if I really wanted to.
>Funny we actually have the stereotype of those weird, senseless, abstract and terrible "artsy" movie from Hungarians films
What? Western Euros watch Hungarian films? You must be yanking my chain.
Usually our directors make films about the joos, the holocaust, some kind of waah waaah, woe is me, suffering type of shit nobody ever watches but what gets them a handful of awards anyway.
But this is all YOUR influence by the way, they're just trying to imitate French cinema, so if Hungarian films are horrible (which they are), it's because yours are terrible as well.
I used to really hate art cinema but I like it more as I get older desu. When you've seen the same basic plots a billion times anything creative feels refreshing
He's right you know, french films post-90 is all turbo garbage (same for italian movies)
Unironically the best movies are americans now
>post a film made by an austrian
yeah pretty much
that shit italian movie that was praised like the second coming of christ, la grande bellezza, is just another piece of dumb pretentious 2deep4u cinema
euro movies are dead
Nettoyage à sec
La vie d'Adèle
Irréversible
Literally everything by Francoise Ozon
I looked for like 10 minutes but can't find it, but there's a movie where some guy falls for a prostitute, and gets raped by her pimp at the end of the movie
Also another one where a woman is really into BDSM so some old dude ties her up, and she looks like she's in heavy pain, but then he reaches into her panties, and shows it's glistening with wetness from her pussy
lots of more
It kinda blurs together since all of them are about sex sex sex, tragedy more sex sex
ignore the countryside hun pleb
we are taught (from commie times) that the evil french trianoned us, for that every retard hates french without knowing anything about it
>we are taught (from commie times) that the evil french trianoned us
Well isn't that true?
What's wrong with sex? Better than prude Amerishart with muh exploshions
no, they didnt care
we sent an absolute idiot to negotiate and the surrounding countries were vultures
in fact the french interfered and stopped romanians annexing shit till the Tisza...
Nothing wrong with French cinema, I fapped to Irreversible all the time as a kid.
>What's wrong with sex?
Literally everything
>unnecessary female nudity
No such thing.