My dads are "we wuz italians n shieeeeeet"

>my dads are "we wuz italians n shieeeeeet"
>called my 'risotto' because it sounds italian
>mfw i noticed it is a food

wtf, why didn't they called me pizza? also, should i change my name?

>my dad
>we

think you got bigger concerns

risottito el putito

alto buliado tu papa

>my dads

Ñoqui sounds cooler

They eat you hahahahahahhahhahahah

>dads

>dads
>being called risotto
Thanks lad I really needed.

>my dads are
>called my 'risotto'
you gotta be fucking shitting me because this is two unreal

>dads
What a faggot lmao

>two
too

i don't really feel like explaining 'the joke', but the mistake was intentional...
polite sage

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this shit can't be real.

This is why fags must die, i feel bad for OP. Just remember OP, its not your fault for having faggot dads. You don't have to follow in their footsteps.

>Hola! Yo soy Risotto De La Paella, capitán de los guerreros argentinos

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>my dads
wh*te """""""""""people"""""""""""""""""" everybody

baka

risotto is your name?

We need to talk about gay couples picking retarded names for the children. I know two men who adopted a chinese girl and named her california

Its time to eradicate the gays.

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ooga booga we wuz italians n shet
ooga booga bella risottooo :D

CHEEEE
RISOTTO
AJSKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJKS

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RISOTINHO DO PAPAI
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Also, you have never eaten risotto?
It is pretty popular here

Stop pretending like you don't know that he literally translated "mis padres" u cunts.

so he's a retard or his parents are faggots
either way, we get to make fun of him
probably a retard, seeing how he made more than one mistake, but still

>my dads

FUCK racists, FUCK nazis and FUCK trump

nicólas, see that's a gay couple I would respect, but naming someone risotto is worse than naming then enzo