Marriage

Can someone please marry me to take me out of here? I'm a poor Brazilian with no hope for a decent future, I'm good looking and loyal, I will be grateful for you my whole life and make you the happiest person in the world.
I just can't live in a third world country anymore, I worked a while to buy a decent phone because my last one was robbed and I got robbed again. Save me please, I will make your life better.

kys faggot

You're cute!

Shave your chin pubes. It looks terrible.

I'm letting it grow up to look manlier.

The american is right.
Tou should shave!

Parece bicha da Santa CAGArina!
HUEHUEHUE!

post benis

You need to gain weight

Sou de Santa Catarina mesmo

Did you celebrate Oktoberfest?

Become a girl and we'll talk

this

I'm working on it
Yes

You're embarrassing South Brazil you faglord! We're supposed to pretend we're rich, successful and blonde and blue eyed.

You can't hide the truth forever

I was joking here. I'm from Rio de Janeiro. I stay on Sup Forums almost everyday shitposting how I hate my self and my life.

It could worse my friend, at least you are not poor like me, I can't even afford a decent computer, and I had to study my whole life in public schools.

fag marriage is ilegal here, sorry user

Why are you using your friend's pics

Yes teehee

Would you for real?

>I will make your life better.
well you can work instead of me
i'll marry you on paper but i have a loving bf

You look like you got aids
kys retarded attwhore.

No, I'm a man and not gay. You got tricked.

I think you'll make my life worse.