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considering a cheeky 'cide
'siderin' a 'cide
going to do an ol' 'cide and there's nothing you can do to stop me
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NEED to smell her farts.
make me sad, make me mad
MAKE ME FEEL ALRIGHT
OP here
i actually do not find turtle cute
quite the opposite
how can i take back my op
whats your kd on cod lads?
2.33
>5 year rule
so is a 10 year allowed to diddle a 5 year old?
Dire last couple of threads, just dire. What a cesspit of degeneracy these generals have become.
aye lad
biggest poo you've ever seen?
holy fucking peng
this and nhk are the only animes ive watched
any recs?
God hates fags
I hate fags
Would recommend JoJos buzzard adventures. Just look up a watch order on reddit
god hates australia
Reckon I saw one as thick as a Pringles can one time. Feel sorry for the asshole of the guy that came out of.
perfect skin. i want to wear it
YASSS BITCH SLAYYY
literally crying
omg i cant breath
yasss
*bizzare
Name???
got constipated for 4 days and kept eating normally. stomach was killer and then i took some stool softener and pooed out everything.
called all my friends in to see the poo. everybody was amazed.
>bitch
how DARE you????!!!! she is a QUEEN
excuse me but are you actually complaining about female super heroes being too superhero like?
babestation
what if you have objectophilia for an object that doesn't exist?
Grapestation
Fucking hate comic book films. Absolute cancer
YyyyaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAASSSSSSSSss QUEeeenmeEEEEEnnnnn SSSSsssssLLLAAAAAYyyy
lol @ her waving her thin arms around weakly. bad acting/casting like that ruins movies for me.
Americans (cancers, tumours) are unfortunately fueling its massive growth.
was Priti trying to set herself up with a nice comfy job as a jewess matriarch . bet she converted. looks the type
did that explosion shoot out of her vagine?!!! LMOA!!
puttering
best go to bed
night lads
i haven't been awake during thailaid hours for months
how's he been lately?
gnite
anime
contemplating suicide
in fact I am GOING to suicide right now
You can't just blame the Yanks when the rest of the world is lapping this shite up.
gnite
want a jewish gf
wish i'd never been born
Hate socks. Hate feet. Disgusting and repulsive, physically makes me sick
If someone is just wearing socks near me I will bring my hand to my eyes to block out the sight
noncing as usual
business idea: bully yanks
Any shoplifting lads in? Never do it with anything too big but wouldn't have half the luxuries i do right now without it
good LORD
#StillWithHer
>Computing lecturer talks at 1000mph and has a heavy as fuck accent
>Don't understand a word he's saying and if I do he's already moved onto the next thing
>Decide to miss 2 lectures in a row
>Just received an email scolding me on my attendance even though he uploads the entire lecture online anyway
this is bullshit
he even says during the lecture if you don't understand look at the video online and slow it down
Why do they give a shit about MY attendance?
I thought in uni they left you alone.
People only live to be about 80 on average, so you could think of this year as 1/80th of your life. But really, most of that time is spent being infirm, elderly, or young. People only get about 50 years of healthy, adult life. 2017 was 1/50th of your life; 1/50th you'll never get back. Hope you spent it well :)
Lads I have a rather odd predicament
I'm only really interested in sex at the moment, but I don't have a very sexual mind. By that I mean I'm not gonna just say to a girl 'hey let's FUCK' because I just don't think that way. Not a confidence thing, just mindset. Means I have to go through the whole dating process to get anywhere.
Very odd indeed.
used to be a kleptomaniac but finally got caught when i was 17 and never did it again
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>Hate socks. Hate feet.
Wot u been nicking m8?
Grandad went through the great depression and WW2 in the pacific, he'll be something like 95 this year.
not entirely true, my pops is pushing 70 and he's still fairly healthy and self-dependent
read that as gandalf
yeah was epic
woke up this morning and my room was fucking baltic
shan't be sleeping with the window open tonight
My Grandad who died last week, God rest his soul, lived to 93 and was pretty much independent until two years ago.
*swipes right*
I steal groceries sometimes. and I like to steal cool old unused tech off worksites.
do people actually watch eastenders and that
grim
>tell yourself that you don't have a cocaine problem because you don't do it during the week
>spend almost all week waiting to do more cocaine
a-ha ha ha
babestation
>In the 1780s, Denmark offered to cede Iceland to Britain in exchange for Crab Island (now Vieques, Puerto Rico), and in the 1860s Iceland was considered for compensation for the British support of Denmark in the Schleswig-Holstein conflicts
thinking about the one that got away
love scratching my bum
trainstation
Cocaine is shit
any IRGC man in
bing bong
jesus christ state of BBC shows recently
what stein got recruited huh
reading sissy captions in my onesie
>17
apostrophe
In 2007
11.7% got a 1st
45.3% got a 2.1,
29.2% got a 2.2
6.5% got a 3rd
In 1995
7.2% got a 1st
42.2% got a 2.1
37.0% got a 2.2
5.6% got a 3rd
Soon uni degrees will become the new "bare minimum" like A Levels are now.
Soon after that Masters will be.
Then PhDs.
The world doesn't need humans.
We're too copious.
finally someone speaks the truth!
doesnt even compare to 69-fag-poo
if you want to snort coke cheap then just fake adhd to a psychiatrist and get on adderall, it's basically the same but cheaper and legal
but i enjoy rushing off my tits and wanking for 6 hours straight
Feel like pure shit just want him back x
aesthetic
it's 9/11 lads
you still owe me that fuck lad
was a sodden alcoholic for years and was routinely drinking a 24 pack of beer every day and on the day i stepped it up to a 30 packs i wrecked my car and got a dui haha
moral of the story: quit while you're ahead
>>The world doesn't need humans.
>We're too copious.
i sometimes get the organic veggies (which are more expensive) and put the numbers for regular veggies at the self-scan kiosk. feel bad tbqh
doesnt sound enjoyable at all.
rather get maggot off schooies and fuck a sloppy slut.
chuckled
And that would cost you what like 50 quid fir a gram of coke or less than a fiver for a 0.2g bomb of whizz?
Arthas did literally nothing wrong
more like ugli patel amirite haha
any fashy lads in?