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cute lads edition

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considering a cheeky 'cide

'siderin' a 'cide

going to do an ol' 'cide and there's nothing you can do to stop me

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' aye

NEED to smell her farts.

make me sad, make me mad

MAKE ME FEEL ALRIGHT

OP here
i actually do not find turtle cute
quite the opposite
how can i take back my op

whats your kd on cod lads?

2.33

>5 year rule

so is a 10 year allowed to diddle a 5 year old?

Dire last couple of threads, just dire. What a cesspit of degeneracy these generals have become.

aye lad

biggest poo you've ever seen?

holy fucking peng

this and nhk are the only animes ive watched


any recs?

God hates fags

I hate fags

Would recommend JoJos buzzard adventures. Just look up a watch order on reddit

god hates australia

Reckon I saw one as thick as a Pringles can one time. Feel sorry for the asshole of the guy that came out of.

perfect skin. i want to wear it

YASSS BITCH SLAYYY

literally crying

omg i cant breath

yasss

*bizzare
Name???

got constipated for 4 days and kept eating normally. stomach was killer and then i took some stool softener and pooed out everything.
called all my friends in to see the poo. everybody was amazed.

>bitch
how DARE you????!!!! she is a QUEEN

excuse me but are you actually complaining about female super heroes being too superhero like?

babestation

what if you have objectophilia for an object that doesn't exist?

Grapestation

Fucking hate comic book films. Absolute cancer

YyyyaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAASSSSSSSSss QUEeeenmeEEEEEnnnnn SSSSsssssLLLAAAAAYyyy

lol @ her waving her thin arms around weakly. bad acting/casting like that ruins movies for me.

Americans (cancers, tumours) are unfortunately fueling its massive growth.

was Priti trying to set herself up with a nice comfy job as a jewess matriarch . bet she converted. looks the type

did that explosion shoot out of her vagine?!!! LMOA!!

puttering

best go to bed

night lads

i haven't been awake during thailaid hours for months

how's he been lately?

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gnite

anime

contemplating suicide
in fact I am GOING to suicide right now

You can't just blame the Yanks when the rest of the world is lapping this shite up.

gnite

want a jewish gf

wish i'd never been born

Hate socks. Hate feet. Disgusting and repulsive, physically makes me sick

If someone is just wearing socks near me I will bring my hand to my eyes to block out the sight

noncing as usual

business idea: bully yanks

Any shoplifting lads in? Never do it with anything too big but wouldn't have half the luxuries i do right now without it

good LORD

#StillWithHer

>Computing lecturer talks at 1000mph and has a heavy as fuck accent
>Don't understand a word he's saying and if I do he's already moved onto the next thing
>Decide to miss 2 lectures in a row
>Just received an email scolding me on my attendance even though he uploads the entire lecture online anyway

this is bullshit
he even says during the lecture if you don't understand look at the video online and slow it down

Why do they give a shit about MY attendance?
I thought in uni they left you alone.

People only live to be about 80 on average, so you could think of this year as 1/80th of your life. But really, most of that time is spent being infirm, elderly, or young. People only get about 50 years of healthy, adult life. 2017 was 1/50th of your life; 1/50th you'll never get back. Hope you spent it well :)

Lads I have a rather odd predicament

I'm only really interested in sex at the moment, but I don't have a very sexual mind. By that I mean I'm not gonna just say to a girl 'hey let's FUCK' because I just don't think that way. Not a confidence thing, just mindset. Means I have to go through the whole dating process to get anywhere.

Very odd indeed.

used to be a kleptomaniac but finally got caught when i was 17 and never did it again

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>Hate socks. Hate feet.

Wot u been nicking m8?

Grandad went through the great depression and WW2 in the pacific, he'll be something like 95 this year.

not entirely true, my pops is pushing 70 and he's still fairly healthy and self-dependent

read that as gandalf

yeah was epic

woke up this morning and my room was fucking baltic

shan't be sleeping with the window open tonight

My Grandad who died last week, God rest his soul, lived to 93 and was pretty much independent until two years ago.

*swipes right*

I steal groceries sometimes. and I like to steal cool old unused tech off worksites.

do people actually watch eastenders and that
grim

>tell yourself that you don't have a cocaine problem because you don't do it during the week
>spend almost all week waiting to do more cocaine

a-ha ha ha

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babestation

>In the 1780s, Denmark offered to cede Iceland to Britain in exchange for Crab Island (now Vieques, Puerto Rico), and in the 1860s Iceland was considered for compensation for the British support of Denmark in the Schleswig-Holstein conflicts
thinking about the one that got away

love scratching my bum

trainstation

Cocaine is shit

any IRGC man in

bing bong

jesus christ state of BBC shows recently

what stein got recruited huh

reading sissy captions in my onesie

>17
apostrophe

In 2007
11.7% got a 1st
45.3% got a 2.1,
29.2% got a 2.2
6.5% got a 3rd

In 1995
7.2% got a 1st
42.2% got a 2.1
37.0% got a 2.2
5.6% got a 3rd

Soon uni degrees will become the new "bare minimum" like A Levels are now.

Soon after that Masters will be.
Then PhDs.

The world doesn't need humans.
We're too copious.

finally someone speaks the truth!
doesnt even compare to 69-fag-poo

if you want to snort coke cheap then just fake adhd to a psychiatrist and get on adderall, it's basically the same but cheaper and legal

but i enjoy rushing off my tits and wanking for 6 hours straight

Feel like pure shit just want him back x

aesthetic

it's 9/11 lads

you still owe me that fuck lad

was a sodden alcoholic for years and was routinely drinking a 24 pack of beer every day and on the day i stepped it up to a 30 packs i wrecked my car and got a dui haha

moral of the story: quit while you're ahead

>>The world doesn't need humans.
>We're too copious.

i sometimes get the organic veggies (which are more expensive) and put the numbers for regular veggies at the self-scan kiosk. feel bad tbqh

doesnt sound enjoyable at all.

rather get maggot off schooies and fuck a sloppy slut.

chuckled

And that would cost you what like 50 quid fir a gram of coke or less than a fiver for a 0.2g bomb of whizz?

Arthas did literally nothing wrong

more like ugli patel amirite haha

any fashy lads in?