What is xi thinking?

what is xi thinking?

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>>how much longer do i have to babysit this fucker?

>Just nuke us, please, I want this nightmare to end and welcome the sweet release of death
Well, thats him or me, you can pick

missionary maybe

>So this is the power of socialism with Chinese characteristics...
>Thanks Deng

>what are they pointing at

>im tired
>my feet hurt

...

Godzilla and the end of his kingdom

>let me add to the revisionism
>".......For a New Era =DDD"

>Will I still look cool if I point? Better play it safe.

The time he met Father Christmas in Funland.

trump is low energy, like abe
obama is high energy, like tigger

motherfucker actually looks amused getting his picture taken with santa.

Santa is a better politician than Drumpf

the fuck is wrong with finns

First time I've seen a jolly Xi

Xi-Santa alliance soon.

Santa probably needs him to supply the coal for americans

Excuse me, but there is no such thing as Santa. It's an American children's tale character. Father Christmas, also known as the Yule Man, or Yule Bock lives in Finland and he is the real deal.

He gave mr. Xi a promise to paint the whole world red.

Make China great again

well they both do have sweatshops.

>both fat
>both are father figures
>both love the colour red
>both are the most powerful men in the world

It's a match made in heaven.

How does the coat of Xi does it costs ?

What does this face try to convey?

boredom, the guys in his own backyard, he's seen this shit a million fucking times and now he has to do it again for some guy whose visiting.

He is withholding his disdain for trump

Why does Xi always look so smug?
Trump looks like a retard and Melania seems depressed.

xi's wife is qt

>Trump to become first foreign leader to dine in Forbidden City since founding of modern China

cnn.com/2017/11/07/politics/trump-forbidden-city-beijing-china/index.html


>Ming Wang, a professor of government and politics at George Mason University, said the Chinese "will give Trump an exceptional reception, essentially they'll try to make Trump happy -- that will work to China's advantage."
>During last year's election campaign, Trump was a critic of China, but since becoming President -- and especially since meeting with President Xi in April -- he has softened considerably, toning down his rhetoric which once called for harsher trade and economic policies towards Beijing.
>"(Xi's) going to treat Trump almost like an emperor," said Ming.

Xi's daughter is also quite a cute princess.

trump is prolly expecting takeaways

Xi plays Trump like an instrument.
Hence the smug expression btw.
Chinese century is almost here.

That he's seen the same shit Everytime a foreign leader visits and he no longer cares.

He is thinking: "they think it is just a bird, but I know better ... haha ameritards"

"Just as planned."

It's not like he'd have that experience in China so there is a novelty to it probably.

>It's an American children's tale character.
You mean German Immigrants cartoon.
>Father Christmas, also known as the Yule Man, or Yule Bock lives in Finland and he is the real deal.
>Yule Bock
>Bock
Your version of Santa is a fucking mountain goat?

WOW Mr Xi, the Forbidden City is VERY VERY BIG LEAGUE, ALMOST as BIG as TRUMP TOWER, have you ever been there? We make the BEST Mongolian Beef, even BETTER than CHYNA
Meanwhile in Xi Jinping's brain
>my feet hurt
>I'm trying to show him my country's most famous historic sites
>but he won't stop talking about his buildings
>oh god did he just knock over that priceless five hundred year old statue
>we lay out a peking duck and a hundred other dishes, but he requested a big mac instead
>i just wanna go home to 中南海 and eat some steamed dumplings

>Trump: Wow. This place is beautiful...just like Ivanka. Have I ever told you about how great Ivanka is?

Dude Xi Jinping smiles all the time. He's the jolliest Chinese leader since Mao.

Yule Man takes many forms.

He's happy because Santa has outsourced toy production to China

Trump: 看看我的雙號!

Xi fucking looks happy for once.

Shit i folgot tuln oven off
Second hyperwar when?

Are they going to beat the shit out of the Hwan Empire?

Fucker must be busy peddling his Trump brand to all those opportunistic chinks, instead of looking after American interests

Yes
>inb4 decisive finnish defeat

It's conveying that Trump is a fucking moron. I mean just look at him, jfc

Which shoegaze band does she front?

He always has the same facial expression that looks like he just doesn't give a fuck

>I wish this two gweilo idiots would fuck off already

I was thinking how my feet hurt and how tight will my 4th Concubine's pussy stay after I plowed it the night before.

Also Melania's hair smells like a schoolgirl's panties.

t. Xi

*doubts*

haha try to come here and doubt me here you meme fuck

t. Xi

Did they shut down all the factories to get rid of the smog again

Hi can I download that funny to my hard disk?

Aww I love Xi now

Thanks

t. Xi

CHIDF monkeys out in full force

Believed to be the real photo, actually.

It's her, left of Xi.

He is everytime looks so tired and bored

Do you stalk Xi Jinping or something?