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State of the US edition.

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Can I post my /feels/ in this thread guys?

anime

don't get how people can think its a good idea to chop off their foreskin

hate anime
hate faggots
love womens bodies
love sports

2 jugs?!?!?!?!

*comes back with more beers than expected*

ahahah sorry lad you'll just have to keep drinking

business idea
put salt on crisps for the consumer instead of leaving it to them to do.

lazy paki

mummy told grug to do brainjob, grug search for brainjob but only in london, grug want to leave london but can no find brainjob

This guy is a husband. Really puts my gfless life in perspective.

cannot fathom being a woman and thinking there's nothing wrong with prancing around half naked

grug's been chewin on the furniture again he has

fuck sakes

not sure if i've ever given a (You) to an a*stralian

yeah
the other option would be working abroad, which grug's stint in london would enable after another two years.

Best post of the thread

*nudges a mate with the most in his glass*
go on then, you heard him
weeeeeee like to drink with Smithy 'cause Smithy is our mate...

business idea: clothes that expose all the sexy bits of a womens body while covering up the other parts

hmmmm yeah, sure he is

get your shit together grug fucks sake

Hate it when abnormies in this thread pretend to be lad-cultured pubmen.

cringe at the thought of an incel, pale, skellington with glasses doing the virgin sip.

Business idea: let a fat throbbing BBC impregnate my sister

umm the sexiest part of a woman is her brain you sexist pig

grug want to work in other country, but grug need magical experience of exactly 5 years, despite grug no speak other language, grug believe he would like abroad

what is this brain job you do?

font

already been sorted

can't imagine being a fine dandy, so proud, so cocksure, prancing about with your head full of eyeballs

me: grey shirt
you: tubby red shirt

grug doesn't know what else to tell himself and he feels like he's been backed into a corner and has no escape from it. grug deserves your pity, not your ridicule.

right grug i know your between the walls again get out for fuck sakes

grug im not fucking about *bangs on the walls*

>SCREEEEEEEEE

grug FUCK sakes mate honestly

most likely his wife on the right

Not a fan of this grug gimmick

i thought you meant the black guy was the married one

t. grug

bender

why are americans obsessed with black people

of course you did
jews really did a number on you lot

just made a thread btfoing poland

grug say alcohol for untergrugs

*gets way too invested in a story*
*accidentally knocks a glass with an exaggerated hand movement*
*grabs it and stares wide-eyed for a noticeably long time*
woah-ho-hohh haha almost

it's all gonna be okay lad, at least you know how JUST we all truly are

no coloured or irish

grug no not no what grug want nor what best for grug

...

parents of grug work very hard at smash rock, so have lot of rock, grug believes parent of poor people should work harder at smash rock in past for not be poverty like parents of grug do

...

grug hate rap cause rap maker black

*comes back to the table with a round*
alright benders, whose was the uh
*notices you all have full drinks*
ah bollocks guess we're getting smashed then lads haha
*starts handing out pints*

*pops out for a fag, leaving you to drink by yourself*

'i

oy vey

Would be even funnier if the kid was mixed race

which state

had a dream that the gf was energetically dildoing me up the arse

Can't smoke indoors? Not my Europe.

business idea: sell hats with text reversed specifically for mirror photos

oi where's that Polish lad gone I can't drink all this vodka you know I can't, not since that last time, tastes like fucking hairspray to me now mate haha
'ey? he's what? I don't fucking care mate, Poland, Slavakia, same thing innit
bloody foreign

youtube.com/watch?v=Bb1dmrq9B3M

>watching England football training session video
>All the n*ggas stream in fist bumping and slapping their hands
>Phil Jones in the middle of it
>Every single person misses him out
>He just sits there's awkwardly

SCREECHING

Also where the fuck are all the asians on the England team?

t. Pasty anglo low T effeminate soyboy Nu male Cuck

dislocated a rib

>asians
playing cricket la

Stop bein so self concious mate

playing cricket

Yank is shorter.

this

big nigger

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France is a Muslim country, enjoy your trucks of peace Muhammad

just got called a fecal negro on an anonymous british culture forum

Cricket is the white man's sport

Can't wait to watch the footy men kick the footy ball tonight, love the footy me

did you see that ludicrous display last night?

sport is the last refuge of the unintelligent, testosterone addled ape

italians aren't white
neither are americans

I love how being a conservative is the new alternative, and alternative is the new straight-laced.

All these liberals with tats and green hair think they're edgy, but really they're as conformist as their plaid-covered grandparents, only with fewer morals and worse mental health.

someone hat this fool

Shadilay !

rap is the last refuge of the unintelligent, testosterone addled ape

posting something banal in /brit/ not in response to anyone nor in expectation of getting any responses just like talking into the air

alri pjw

imagine being this out of touch with reality.

straight laced is just being a deano/slag or a nondescript person like the average toiler in this thread.

political identities are literally for losers who want to stand out.

Peckerwood hands typed this post

>All these liberals with tats and green hair think they're edgy, but really they're as conformist as their plaid-covered grandparents
where do you live where green hair and tats are the norm? i live in london and i rarely see this

Who wants to hear a good joke?

righto will unironically be instigating a /brit/ meetup when in the UK in 2 months

WILL be pub posting in person

invited: all good lads

see you there

kek, I can almost see your amerigoblin face all red and puffy

justmelbournethings

ah yes let me drink beer and swear frequently and take a keen interest in the sport.

that way i wont seem like a skinny incel, but i'll just be one of the lads!

>American
He is mixed race

the lion yeh?

based

spoons?

Enjoy mutumbo and Mahmood raping your women. Europe is doomed. Enjoy your sharia no go zones

count me in, mate§

Me

took it from a comment on this reddit postpresumably somewhere in yankland

>adonis696
screaming at this twerp

don't get it
what's going on here