Korea

Generally countries split due to ethnic and cultural differences but such is not the case of Korea. It's sad really, both are Korean yet live in two different countries. I support division only when it's two different ethnicity's.

>no ethinc differences
lol

Then there should be Chinese Canada and Remaining Canada.

Now there propably are.
We have the plastic gook in the south and the half gook in the north.

Note:
The half gook is half because the other half starved

>German """humour"""

>North Korea
>Based country on a sacred mission
South Korea
>Consumerist neoliberal nwo puppet and American lapdog.

>German """"""""""""""humour"""""""""""""""

Please explain.

The HAMGYEONG province and the PYEONGAN province were joined to State of Korea recently than other regions like GYEONGSANG, CHUNGCHEONG, JEOLLA, GYEONGGI.

In the era of the Goryeo Dynasty, the area were ethnically filled with the Jurchen people.

awful sense of humor, hahahaha

The norks are more violent than we South Koreans because they have too many blood from the Jurchen people.

If you are more curious of it, Learn the History of the Korean Penisular.

>penisular
hahaha Benin

Your humours can make a man who has hate-feelings of the Korean people funny but the Others Not.

I actually kekked at how bad that was

I am a student who is learning the English langugae.

>Note:
>The half gook is half because the other half starved
Why did you include this it completely kills the joke

>Generally countries split due to ethnic and cultural differences
You mean like East and West Germany were split?
Like Poland was split between Russia and Germany?
Like Canada and the USA were split?
Like Austria and South Germany are split?
etc. etc.

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I hate both sides of this country and I couldn't rationally explain to you why

North Korea is a shithole, but at least it's trying to be an independent one. I'd let them take over the south or just give both nations straight to japs, they'd probably take better care of it than the US currently does anyways.

Thanks for the note greatest ally