Don’t come here.. ever

Don’t come here.. ever

1. People are shit, don’t believe the “Brazilians are friendly” meme
2. Brazilian cities are expensive, more than most first world cities, plus the infrastructure is shit
3. If you look and act like a gringo you will be robbed, no exceptions
4. If you don’t speak fluent Brazilian Portuguese you will be taken advantage of and/or robbed
5. Your food will contain rat feces, cockroach pieces, etc
6. The water is not safe to drink, and our filters are cheap and don’t work properly
7. Most beaches are dirty and the water is polluted
8. Favelas everywhere, do not enter, you will be robbed at least once if you’re lucky
9. Taxes are extremely high on everything
10. Our govt is beyond corrupt, basically it’s a communist dictatorship but the people are too retarded to notice, or are too drunk and watching “futebol”
11. Our women are mostly shit, except for some southern Brazilians which are mostly Germans anyways that speak Portuguese.

All in all, stay away go somewhere more safe and cheap, do not enter.

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shut the fuck up macaco, everybody here already knows that

It needs to be posted more to help newfriends, asshole

>he thinks that is possible to not notice communist dictatorship

> communist dictatorship
Are you starving to death?

>1. People are shit, don’t believe the “Brazilians are friendly” meme
It's a bit more complicated than that. In decent places, you'll get incredibly bitter people who won't look at your face. And in shittier places, you'll get people being friendly to you to lull you into a false security.

>2. Brazilian cities are expensive, more than most first world cities, plus the infrastructure is shit
Plus taxes.

>3. If you look and act like a gringo you will be robbed, no exceptions
Also if you look like a native.

>4. If you don’t speak fluent Brazilian Portuguese you will be taken advantage of and/or robbed
Eh... nobody speaks "Brazilian Portuguese". That shit is at most a Paulistano-based standard. But good point regardless, people won't give you a damn if you don't speak Portuguese.

>5. Your food will contain rat feces, cockroach pieces, etc
This is an over-exaggeration.

>6. The water is not safe to drink, and our filters are cheap and don’t work properly
It depends where.

>7. Most beaches are dirty and the water is polluted
Ditto on above.

>8. Favelas everywhere, do not enter, you will be robbed at least once if you’re lucky
Shantytowns and slums exist through the whole América Latrina, but I have no fucking idea why people think they'll be "exotic" under a certain government.

>9. Taxes are extremely high on everything
Plus taxes. I bet the taxes are taxed themselves.

>10. Our govt is beyond corrupt, basically it’s a communist dictatorship but the people are too retarded to notice, or are too drunk and watching “futebol”
Yes, it is fucking corrupt and never really bothered with freedom of speech. HOWEVER, it is not a communist government, so you can bet your ass a right-wing government would yield the fucking same.

>11. Our women are mostly shit, except for some southern Brazilians which are mostly Germans anyways that speak Portuguese.
Dude, most of our population are Italian descendants. The Batateiros aren't that common. And they're shit anyway.

Also.

Who the hell wants to go there anyway?

What is unironically the whitest region of Brazil

once I saw a 9gag meme. where they compared 2 guys.

1 became an unhappy wagecuck in the west
the other moved to brazil and bunda bunda-ed all day and drank Caipirinhas all night