Recording vocaroos

That... i'm a bored argie, i'll record whatever you want (If it isn't too long).

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ok, fuck you too guys

Pele es mas grande que maradona

Wenn es dem internationalen Finanzjudentum in und außerhalb Europas gelingen sollte, die Välker noch einmal in einen Weltkrieg zu stürzen, dann wird das Ergebnis nicht die Bolschewisierung der Erde und damit der Sieg des Judentums sein, sondern die Vernichtung der jüdischen Rasse in Europa.

vocaroo.com/i/s05nuHhDLCHc
vocaroo.com/i/s0p4leuxXqkm

Also, what does it mean?

I think it's anti commie ww2 propaganda or something.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

If the international Jewish-Banking-Elite in Europe and outside of Europe is able to pull the people of the world into another world war, the result will not be the worldwide bolshevik/socialist revolution, and thus a victory of Jews, but the extermination of the jewish race in Europe.

Thanks dude :)

Oh then you're welcome... also, nice trips.

> (If it isn't too long).

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head

read it

Oh yeeees, caaaan do
vocaroo.com/i/s1StA9TmW7O2

Your accent is just waaay to thick

What do you mean by thick? also, any advice to improve it? its my second time speaking english

By thick i mean it really shows that you aren't north american.
I don't have any advice to improve it tough, sorry

oh i got it haha i'll keep practicing then

I love me some dig ol' bick

¿Qué, muy machino? ¿a muy machino? marica nena, mas bien putino.

Try to listen to American sitcoms or whatever, and try to slur the words more. An American would never make pauses between words.

The most important part is to get the "sound" right, take for example "Senior" in spanish and "Senior" (as in "senior citizen") in english. Even though the letters (the "sounds") are alle the same, the pronounciation is different. Once you get that right, you have gone 90% of the way.

Your english is understandable anyways, so don't sweat it too much.

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Jaja *keeps laughing in mexican*
thanks for the advice user, i'll try all you said me!
puto!