We are the best at something again

We are the best at something again.
This time its about speaking English.

Say something nice about this accomplishment.

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No hablo ingles, señor.

Isn't your language pretty much like English with some extra vowels added to the words. Sure as hell looks like that at the very least.

No entiendo. Habla en español, hijo de puta.

Finally something we aren't yet the worst at

Corrected version:

I somehow doubt Hungary and Serbia standing in this map.

¿Que dices? Hablas un español muy raro

This

how is mexico is low? or are europeans massive cucks

The "prestige" language in Mexico is French rather than English. There's a certain amount of national pride in NOT speaking English, or letting American influences in general take over Mexican Spanish culture.

>tfw never had encounter with latino or chicano

Why aren't we even in the rankings? we're certainly better than Spain, I spent two weeks there and literally no one spoke English.

Aren't you all a bunch of a Russians and Moldovans now?

>that AK magazine

No

And former-USSR immigrants speak English nonetheless

Realmente eu não percebo um caralho de inglês, obrigado cidadão americano por exclareceres de uma vez por todas que os portugueses somente falam português.

>its

you obviously don't deserve this title

Okay, let me try translating this into a language Americans can understand:

>Realmente, yo no percibo un carajo de inglés, gracias yanqui por esclareciendo de una vez por toda que los portuguéses solamente (?) hablan (?) portugués.

Castellano. Cristiano. La lengua de Dios, ¿qué clase de blableo barbárico es ese en el que has escrito?

We suck at our own language. How they teach it here sucks.

I just can read/write properly, listening is sometimes difficult and speaking is a new world for me yet.

Only 5% of my country speak English...

I never had a decent education, and did not wanted to spend a river of cash to learn a language.
Then i found Sup Forums. 9 years browsing this website teach me reading and writing English. Movies teach me listening and Omegle teach me to talk.
>please, don't show you penis.

The Rankings only include humans, tho, so that 5% is more like 48%

You don't know how bad we speak English.
I remember that i had a rich friend that lived aboard for few years, and he simple could not stand our public school English teacher. (english is taught in school but no one learn from it because there is no real english teachers)

Why are pajeets so good at English? Most of them are smart enough to learn multiples languages yet still dumb enough to use a toilet. What's the reason for this phenomenon?

India has too many dialects/languages so they use English as the lingua franca.

We are that good at speaking English?

mi succ you loong time

Sorry, i didn't expect a meme answer.

That's like a catalan saying he is the best sepaking spanish. Your languages are basically the same.

Pretty sure we are higher than Italy. We are probably at borderline high.

First off:
They already speak at less 3 languages because India is multicultural as hell. Seriously, there is over 100 languages used there.
Second, they don't have the same economical security that we have. Their parents force them to study because they know if they don't do well, they will starve.
The average Indian will only marry after achieve economical stability, and this is very difficult in the second most populated country on earth.

I meet a lot of indians in omegle. (and yes, Indian girls are kink as Indian males are)

Brea, bûter en griene tsiis is goed Ingelsk en goed Frysk

How similar is Dutch to English? Cause I've heard they are pretty similar and even then I've met Dutchies with really poor English skills

I think they are pretty close because they share their origin, but i never studied Dutch. So, fell free to ignore my post.

Scandinavian languages and Dutch have very similar grammar and vocabulary

if they can't speak English despite being blasted by it 24/7 in their media and taught it throughout their schooling than they are probably very stupid people

>see flags in this thread
>mostly jealous yuropoors and 3rd worlders jealous that their people can't comprehend the global lingua franca English
Fuck these guys OP. I'd much rather have English speaking immigrants from the Netherlands than randos from other countries that speak broken English

To be honest, i really never understood why Germany chose the Hight German over the Low German, since Prussian spoke something more close to Low German rather than the modern German (sure the translation of the bible count a lot, but still)

I remember going to tourist information centers and hotels in Sao Paulo, and finding out they don't speak a word in English. I can only imagine how fucked up it must be in rural areas in Brazil.

>how fucked up it must be in rural areas in Brazil.
I am from Santa Cruz do Sul (rural town that grow too fast in the last 30 years). Our hotels do speak pretty good English because we are the capital of Tobacco of America.

Also, why did you went to São Paulo? The place is only for business.

Mexico hates america, another example of why WE shouldn't learn Spanish.

>No Zealand

> they don't have the same economical security that we have
>the economical security that we have

Brazilian english
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In São Paulo, that guy is white.

Yeah, it says so on the fucking map m8.

No way romania is that high up on the list
Most people speak like

>Feeling proud about being a linguistic cuck.
Learn from us who can't or don't wish to learn anglo creole to a meaningful level

Ching chong nip nop to you too, good sir.

Bu Finnish has nothing to do with English and look at them, 6th.

Real map

This faggot pisses me of for some reason.