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love scones simple as

overcharging is serious

i DONT care

morning benders
morning lad

wouldn't mind putting my willy in paris jackson tbqh

I was mainly talking about The Forest of Bowland
been cycling there a few times and it's good
Think that's the place where there is a hill that you can see Blackpool, Wales, and the Lake District

I was wondering about that, some of the tones seemed a little sarcastic somehow
It's okay though, I'm done with trips to the capital and what I want nowdays are some boring small towns with nothing in them so that I can really get a good picture of the local life.
I would like to travel trough a couple of different places, preferably on a bicycle, but it sucks ass balls transporting your own bisikle on a plane
Will cars honk at me and run me over if I go full lycra?

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matt

just gave my guinea pigs a bath

at any moment any of us (in commonwealth countries) could move to aus on a working holiday visa for 2 years

I think more lads here should take advantage

poo nigger

pics x

does poo nigger mean indian?

sick of the 'ditspacing canadian mong

greater australia

nah just means poo nigger

It's nearly 7 I can't sleep at all, gonna be fucked tomorrow

>do grim work for two years of (((vacation)))? sign me up?

>the american empire
stunning
absolutely stunning

applies to america as well

mate of mine actually just got back

didn't take any while i was doing it so you're out of luck i'm afraid

friday prayer lads

*punches you in the face for calling me matt*

Crusty bell end map?

>bald
>5'4
>arab
>moved to thailand because he got bullied
>self-proclaimed international playboy
>has had sex with 3 first world women, rest have all been poor
>wrote a book on how to win at life and tried to sell it for £80 on Amazon
>one person bought it
>coworkers ignore his existence

Is Alan /ourguy/?

you want the southwest.
nah we have loads of lycra cyclists here. hate them though. hate you in fact. just rent a car that is insured and drive with the rest of the traffic you cunt

matt

fuck off racist

obviously it depends on your experience and qualifications, but there;s nothing stopping you from getting a decent job over there on a working holiday visa. this fruit picking meme isn't everything by any means.

Your mum wasn't complaining when it was getting looked after by her gob

>wrote a book on how to win at life and tried to sell it for £80 on Amazon
wait really?
absolute STATE

>grim work
>voluntarily moved to vietnam

Pics of piggers

he said he didn't take pictures you fat piggy cunt

>piggers
>doggos
>puppers
>snek
*upvotes*

toil-free day
>have to spend it fixing my motorbike so I can get to work tomorrow
can I get a JUST

you forgot
>surname is literally douche
lol

any lanklet man in?

today i was at a house with one of those carports underneath and i legitimately had to crouch down there

you won't get run over purely for being a lycra wanker, but just for being a cyclist
walk in cities, rent a car or get the coach/train to get between cities, then walk or cycle in National Parks

Maybe she won after all? Doesn't look like the face of a loser.

She's in the ground 5 years mate. You didn't know though. haha. Miss her.

is this code for your ballbag ?

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yep

shit you're right

Have to crouch down when I'm walking around my girlfriends cottage
Can I get a mmm yeh

someone post the hamster brainlet

the clintons are filthy rich from all the "donations" their foundation gets and all the speaking fees they take in.

also, if what Donna Brazile said has any truth, the Clintons are extremely influential in the DNC, to the point that they may essentially control it.

my work is super easy and pays well, especially for here
don't want to work in Mr. Dingostein's coal mine for OZpennies on a Vacation. might as well just apply for a real job in Australia.

they're still a little damp x

>someone post the hamster brainlet

Haha your mums dead lol

Fot kot

mental some of the A roads you can legally cycle on here. some of them are dual carriageways, 70mph. you get some fucking lycra nutbag on a suicide mission literally cycling at 10mph on the edge of a lane. they all need to get fucked

I blame it on the model broad with the hollywood smile

Looks a bit like Chris Gayle. Congrats on your hamsters successfully getting fairfax

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Really enjoyed this book for the mindsets and for the unique angle DL brings to it. The more I go down this journey, the more I embody the characteristics DL preaches in this

that's not the hamster brainlet

*does an intelligent post*

Haha piggers

>might as well just apply for a real job in Australia
yeah how awful

never been in a fight.

i just crack my knickles together and everybody backs down

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I've biked on two lane rural highways here with speed limits of 80 km/h

obviously being rural highways there's not much traffic so most of the time it was fine, but a few times it was sketchy.

greetings fellow 'pede!

>that's not the hamster brainlet

how long have you had them?

one time there was i cycled and everything energy of mine
really very fast

lads
had an argument with this one bloke
was nearly coming to blows but he pulled out this weird crab creature that he called knickles and started crunching them
felt a bit weirded out and conceded

mess with me, you get the knickles. simple as

love are hillary

me driving by cyclists

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Ah yes, men losing jobs over simple allegations (not convictions).

would spaff all over her dirty sand nigger face

i never did because no one wants to fight me
i think when i was in my early teens i tried to get into fights without reason but even then they just didn't happen

>rent a car
Haha, no. I’m not going to learn your confusing bingo bango wrong side of the road death cage culture.
If I go by car, I can’t learn the routes to places like I can with a bike. It takes too much focus and the fact that I have to adjust to the wrong side of the road thing is bound to get me in trouble.
I’d rather just be a clueless tourist on a bicycle

LOL get rekd

made me audibly laugh. funny guy.

equal pay when

i have a red bike, a big red bike

made some pommie cunt laugh
my life is now complete

funny you should mention that

also, they're being quite camera shy today

Never. Women deserve more money than men. Its economics, baby.

kevin spaceys allegations and subsequent exile from hollywood is proof that are society is anti-men and not pro-women

that's not it either. it has a hamster wheel on his head

companies can fire/hire who they want sweaty :) x

You're a good lad

ughhhhhhhhhhhhh fruuughhghhhhhh uggggghhhhh

Don't worry. If Roman Polanski has taught us anything, just make a good film* and all is forgiven

*for our yank friends, film is English for movie

quit masturbating

How do you make conversation

knickled

you need to be jewish as well
VERY important

2 years
aw shucks

like that

none of these actors who have had allegations made against them have been found guilty in a court of law

most of them haven't even had charges filed against them yet they've all lost jobs and been smeared by the media

don't like the precedent this sets