This thing shows up in your front yard and asks for the way to the American embassy in Esperanto.
What do you do?
This thing shows up in your front yard and asks for the way to the American embassy in Esperanto
James James
Liam Brooks
Tell him Esperanto is not a country and there are no American embassies there.
Asher Foster
I slam the door on his face and put a "no goblins allowed" sign outside my house.
Leo Miller
go back to 9gag, kraut
Brayden Fisher
fuck it.
Lincoln Kelly
slowly place my mcdonalds on the ground making no sudden movements or sounds
Dylan Price
introduce him to the nearest Mcdonald
Liam Lewis
pay him 10% of my nordic genes to go away
Adrian Powell
>in Esperanto
I refuse to learn meme languages.
Jace Baker
What about sudden smells?
Michael Richardson
This is literally the only reason I travel internationally. You don't even need to buy food, it's such a cash saver!
Kayden Bell
gato means cat
Parker Stewart
>tfw i actually know where the american embassy is
>mfw i tell it "fuck off american dog, don't speak that brainlet-facilitating trite at me" in an ithkuil-english-lojban creole lang that i made up on the spot
fucking amerimutts, why do they even exist?
Ryder Ward
Throw the redback spider from my garage at him
Zachary Scott
Yes, but has other meaning.
Gato is a complement for a male too beautiful. Same thing with Gata for females. Generally it's used only by low level people during cat calling.
Benjamin Garcia
Pic related.
Remember, context is everything!
Noah Long
name of bottom chick?
Parker King
Carter Ward
Jason Cruz
>ithkuil-english-lojban creole lang that i made up on the spot
Elijah Price
I remember a polish user that speak Spanish to American tourists for the lulz.
>yo no hablo ingles
Adam Ramirez
Ayesperanduhr? I'm sorry, I've never heard of such a language. Can you write that down for mu?
Christopher Gomez
sing the american anthem to put him in a trance and club him in the head
James Bailey
Tell him in English that I don't speak Esperanto and politely give hom directions while pinching my nose.
Luke Murphy
Draw it a map to nearest McDolans so I cant be blamed for animal cruelty.
Luis Gray
Hand him a coupon for burgers and run.
Jonathan Bailey
Help our greatest ally and send the goblin on the way to the american embassy.
Grayson Rogers
>map
2/3 of Americans can't read a map. Also, you probably would use metric system and they will end up in Estonia by accident.
Caleb Long
Shoot it because it just violated the NAP
Chase Cruz
flee before he starts absorbing the nearby whiteness