Is this accurate for you?
Is this accurate for you?
Yup
I listen to Burzum usually
No, I never phonepost or use it for anything other than calling/messaging if I don't have to. Also slept with girls several times.
100% accurate
excluding the battery one, yes
Mostly
I try to stay woke but my body gives up after 1am
I have no idea how people can stay awake for 48 hours
Also I have slept with my bf in bed so I don't think I count as virgin
No, because I don't use my phone in bed. I just keep it next to my bed as an alarm clock. Everything else is accurate, though.
all true oh no
the only cure is to take a dick up my ass owo
Don't have a smartph*ne
I don't go to bed unless I'm too drunk to stay awake
Jesus stop making my life into a meme, this is so depressing for me
That probably applies to 70% of Sup Forums users.
>has never had felt the warm of another woman in the same bed
Damn that would suck
Other than that and corner part I can relate
>not using your phone while charging it
Almost perfectly, to my regret
Regular night:
>Gf goes to bed at 22h
>Go to bed too, either together or somewhat later
>Not sleepy yet because I've always stayed up late
>'Just a quick peek at Sup Forums, I'll just use that blue light filter app so I don't fuck up my melatonin'
>4h later
>fuck
Nope, I have my desktop and monitor right next to my head, not a phone.
No
This is pretty much any clinically depressed/seriously anxious person.
Whats the Chad rest?
No, I always spray 1-2 mg worth of melatonin in my mouth an hour or so before bedtime and go to bead dead tired in my country.
I usually put Doug Demuro videos in my phone until I fall asleep
Going to sleep as soon as you lay down
I had no idea chads slept like this
This is more accurate for me. Anyone else have these feels?
Yes
I use a second pillow to prop my phone up on for hands free virgin sleeping
who doesn't do this
Not true. I sleep in a small wooden box in my mistress bedroom.
Literally me.
Are you a vampire?
t. Israshit Normalscum
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chad are very tidy, it's the virgins who are messy fucks
No, when I go to bed, it's to go to sleep.
Why go to bed if you're not gonna sleep?
Do you guys all live with your parents still or what?
I keep forgetting that Sup Forums is infested with shitkids.
>tfw not a normie but enjoy the advantages of being one
That's right bitch.
Literally me. I only phone post because if I'm not playing at the computer I'm laying in my bed browsing 4 chan. Dunno what's wrong with me.
probably because you're too poor to buy one alb*nian scum
Why do I have a PC t*rkscum?
Smartphones are for numales
>Giving your face features and fingerprints to FBI
>mobile phone
Just by virtue of being a fucking tool who browses with a phone you deserve to be a tired worthless virgin forever.
I think all of these criteria apply to instagram whore more
You're probably saying this while fbi watches you through your webcam
Joke's on you
I dont have a webcam, nor speakers