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footy edition

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how have we done in honduras
has that happened yet

why are brits so crazy

If you talk about politics in this thread I will report you.

*Talks about politics*

>If you talk about politics in this thread I will report you.

...

my 10 point plan to save britain
1. leave the eu
2. establish a republic
3. leave nato
4. end immigration
5. repatriate immigrants
6. abolish usury
7. nationalise all banks, infrastructure, public transport and energy services
8. make britain self sufficient in food
9. relax firearms laws
10. implement a moderate eugenics program (incentives for highly educated people to reproduce, offer money for idiots and addicts to be sterilised)
rate

not in /r/casualUK no

... So I'm being cheated around by the cowards in this country again ... Picture 10 November 2017 ...

>If you talk about politics in this thread I will report you.

Reported. Enjoy your bans.

what show is this again

youtube.com/watch?v=78Puggk5MCA

any stewart lee fans in?

wow my daughter is watching Frozen behind me, sounds fucking gay

recess

pics

britain hasn't been self sufficient in food since the 1300s, good luck with that

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if you say you're english these days, you get arrested and thrown in jail

I reckon it could be done
Decrease the foreign parasite population, put every bit of land to proper use, use vertical farming etc

your move, bigot

Hold tight my man, he's got the frisbee

dont see whats wrong with whipping your dick out and wanking in front of women desu

its a good film considering i dont like most disney films

tangled is also good

So many runts in here, where do I begin

Me in the red (as a joke)

If dubs I listened/wank to the new taytay album

It's political correctness gone bloody bonkers!

i see this one, im 'bout to go in

i'd say it's wrong when you do it in a creepy way, but it was probably hilarious when louis ck did it

how about you begin here *whips our dick and starts masturbating*

You think I'mma... You think I look like a Stalker?

Imagine explaining this post to your mum

Vile slugs

vile slug here ama

Tammy Abraham was literally so shit for England it's not even funny, looked like Bambi on ice, massive improvements when rashford got subbed on

OI HANDS UP MOIT , ON YOUR FOOKING KNEES NOW .
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN FROM US YOU CHEEKY BASTARD?
DO YOU KNOW THAT IT IS ILLEGAL TO WATCH TV WITHOUT A FOOKING LICENSE?
SHOW YOUR LICENCE YOU BLOODY WANKA.

odious little amoebas

youtube.com/watch?v=Kkt-mttjL8k

My work here is done

So many nogs on the England team
Grim

I dont like it, all the songs suck, its like the whole movie is made around 'Let It Go'

she loves tangles as well, but Im trying to get her into Fearless that Jet Li movie, since i got her to sleep twice on Mortal Kombat

do I get the nice studio with the washer for 1100 or wait and look for something cheaper

Deano

art truly imitates life...

Did a think about how all these sex scandals are just the inevitable stages of a sexual revolution

>Lets just be free and liberated, do whatever you like, stop judging each other, monogamy is so oppressive
>Men proceed to use exploit the shit out of women for sex with no societal limitations on their promiscuity
>women pretend to like being sluts for a bit
>realise they fucked up massively, marriage and socially enforced sexual restraint was for their protection, not oppression
>cry about rape culture

there is no difference between the england/france teams and any african nation

woes has a fit 15 yo girl american girl who orbits him

off to bed

open bobs

Include USA team too.

>Did a think
Obviously wasn't too strenuous for you.

yeah people never got raped before the sexual revolution, everyone knows that

is he ok

lonely again
need to stop going to drinking events and accept that while staying indoors is lonely, alny lonliness deferred by meeting people is outweighed double by the realization afterwards that your presence was a burden to all concerned and that even after 'knowing' you for a long period nobody actually knows you

bet my soul for a gold fiddle

Yeah for sure my guy Pickford, dier Jones, vardy, cork, stones and vardy are 100% African

Difference was men used to be literally killed for it, usually by the husband or father of the victim.

yes

Recruitin based off diversity quotas rather than merit is madness. I don't see why people these days make race such an issue. Both sides do this.

How about don't bring race into it at all (including affirmative action, which is racist) and hire purely based off merit?

Or is that what we we're doing before and a certain group of people weren't being hired because they're practically useless?

I'm sure your presence wasn't a burden x Stop being so harsh on yourself :)

all black

just thinking about life ..

Stop masturbation MOIT

sue i. cide, president of TOIL incorporated.

um aren't you forgetting the pride of the republic sweatie

Love the All Blacks I do

So England has Reservation system too?

more like Ball Sacks

can't believe he has a $2k guitar

Frogs have absolutely abhorrent names.

haters gonna hate

real shit

Please don't make your son do so many things. Let him have a normal childhood like other kids. He doesn't look happy in all of the videos. Instead ask him what he likes to do.

bold words from a streetshitter

brewin a poo
dump time in ~2 hours

Night

potatoes gonna potate

want to go out and get with a girl tonight to get over the gf, but i know it wont do anything

dont care to be honest my normie twat friend

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virus

how fucking hard is it to know if you're a dual citizen. unironically agree with runtline runtson in that these people should be done for fraud and forced to pay back their wages.

the gf

literal freak of nature

did a lawn mow and my nose is running like a fucking tap
ah yes, spring

why bother being anti establishment when you can just become apart of the establishment and life becomes a breeze

the gays ladies and gentlemen

as long as we beat the english

Idk, why didn't the IRA just go with British rule?

>ending on a cliff hanger
did he get comfortable or not??

gonna need to see your street pooing license sonny jim

wrong
here's our team

the problem is we don't have enough darkies

because they're Irish and not very clever

very accurate

> am just trying to make you comfortable. Get comfortable.' And I said, 'No. I don't want to do this.' And I pushed him off and he said, 'OK, fine.' And I said I am going to go and he said, 'If you feel you must. You're in no condition to drive.' I said, 'I don't care I want to go.' So I managed to get my pants up and compose myself and I was just shocked. I walked out and went to my car until I felt well enough to drive home, and that was that."

>no Italian milf gf
Just bloody well end me old boy

maybe in your dreams sheep shagger