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every single yank on earth is incredibly fucking thick edition

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willy poo wank bum

skimmed milk (red cap) is practically water

tastes like complete arse

my anorexic sister buys it

drinking a large glass of full fat milk. hmm hmm

You have 12 seconds to explain to me why new Jersey isn't a WOP goblin. This map is inaccurate without Mario

Stop bullying America

we used to give it to prisoners and animals. now idiots voluntarily drink it.

wish italy went communist in the 60s/70s
would've made for a much more interesting timeline

>when a Y*nk posts

Rats are cute, shame they're so fragile. Little things die from a strong breeze.

so italian?

having a wanktastic cup of tea lads

for a minute there

i pood myself

i pood myseeeeeeeeeeeeeelf

love cheese
love (full fat) milk
love meat
love beer
love vegetables
love fruits
love fungi

>when a *checks flag* vietnamian posts

no yank that posts in /brit/ can be a balanced, normal person

following brexit the UK ought to institute close cooperation and free trade with argentina

same
lactose intolerant so disagree
same
same
they're alright
same
indifferent

No. What made you think that?

why can't brown people just stay in their shitty countries and try to fix them lads?

why do they have to leech off white people's success?

>lactose intolerant
wonder how it feels to be evolutionarily stunted

at least we'll always have U.S.S.R. (song.)
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>lactose intolerant

Haven't had a fap in 2 days.

t. jezza corb

ask your parents

Very rude posters in this thread

nah corbz doesn't like macri
he's a fan of venezuela

BASED IRISH STALLION

blame my kike father for his shitty non-white genes

Labour wont reverse brexit. Corbyn hates the EU.

me and the /cgl/ gf

Is this /brit/

feel shattered for some reason

I also eat food.

enjoy your bubonic plague

love wee wees, hate poo poos
simple as

alri nige

oh we know
*pats your belly*

>lad at work going to become a dad
>guy in his 40s in the team bantering with the other lads in their 20s in the team asking them when they're going to man up and become fathers
>no one says a word to me because they can sense I'm a weird autismo who has never seen a vagina

no matter how nice / bland you act you can never be part of the normoid camaraderie if they sense you're a weird loser

peter, actually

Don't most people have a resistance to it now?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Il_sorpasso_(Economics)
concerning

one does not simply 'cooperate' with Argentina

Comrade Corbyshev will break free from the EU, dismantle the monarchy and usher in the great Worker's Commonwealth

you should be grateful desu
they're just avoiding the awkward moment when you're put on the spot

It's no fap November, remember? I haven't fapped since the 31st of October.

you deserve it for being a weird freak 2bh
grow some balls and become a normie like the rest of us

show your dad some fucking respect

most certainly not

what are they teaching you in yank school?

can just tell second from the left (furthest back) would be an unsuccessful let's player nowadays

got called a soiboi in pretamonjay

had 6 pints yesterday and was home and asleep by 12
getting old desu

bullshit

NICE NUMBERS

*leg twitches*

think I'll down a gallon of milk
coz I can.

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had 3 x 660ml and fell alseep at 9
ah yes
28

mates are planning a night out tonight that is running literally from 9:00PM to 11:00PM. might just not even bother

fucking pisstake if you ask me, bunch of lightweights

why the fuck do yanks drink glasses of beer instead of pints

how old are you lad?
I'm 24 and when I go out I drink a shitload of vodka and don't get back until 7am

going to suck when I become an old fart at home by 12

Is there any other reason to do something?

business idea : mother eagle instead of mother goose

why are yanks and snow yanks consistently the only ones still obsessed with 'gits
feels very underage

when i was a little kid my best friend was a girl and our parents were friends and used to joke about us getting married someday
i moved away when i was 6 and never saw her again, wonder what i missed out on

necessity

got called a west brit in o'mahoneys pub

suspect that the phrase "soy boy" came about because of the obvious ring to it; not because there is any tangible relationship between dietary soy and personality qualities

it was never going to be "fluorine-in-the-water boy" or "drinks-from-plastic-bottles boy" or "high-estrogen-diet boy"

t. expert dissector of popular culture

The alcohol delivery device doesn't matter, it's what's inside that counts

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when will chestlets ever learn?

no shit

fresh from r/thedonald

still considering flushing my 3 week old poo but then I hesitate.

why do I always hesitate?

I had a similar situation except she moved away

Thanks to the wonder of facebook, I know she grew up to be a 7/10 and a vet

growing old as you watch you and your wife's sons grow up

theres literally no point to getting drunk for 2 hours out

21. We went out after college so we were out from 5-11 but none of us really wanted to go to a club

absolutely desperate for a proper night out but i have literally ZERO (0) friends to go out with

NO TENGO DINERO
NO NO NO

>mexicans or wh*Toids in the south
Yeah, no. We're honorary BLACKS

I'll go out with you

>wanna go out

exactly. it's not even a night out it's just a brief meet-up with friends and alcohol

Will you hold hanz??

have come to believe the columbian is in fact a proxy

did anyone see that ludicrous display last night?

you actually think its going to end at 11?

yeah but you get way less beer in a glass

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It's Hans.

Christ you yanks are stupid

absolutely despise late nights out

nothing worse than looking at your watch, seeing it's 03:00AM and knowing you're still a long taxi ride away from home, knowing you still need to brush your teeth before bed once home and knowing your tomorrow is going to be suicidally fucked up due to hangover / sleep schedule

#IllRideWithYou

the very concept of a fat-free muffin is ridiculous
if you're going to eat a muffin, then you're choosing to eat something high in calories and you're aware that eating too many will affect your health

if you don't want your health affected, then don't eat lots of muffins

simple, as they say, as

eu tenho sua mai no meu caralho
ela gosta de comer muito ;)
esta muito com fome ;)

test darkens skin

can remember him posting kev ages ago

mates are planning a night out but i broke my pint glass last week and it'll be another 3 days before they deliver it
had to turn them down in the end

>big saggy tits

don't rate 'em one bit

t. low test beta (nah but seriously I don't rate them)