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someone make another new
don't want to give this runt the satisfaction of using his thread

no

disgusting subspecies, you are

you're meant to push the buttons with pictures of food on em

just say you're hungover idiot

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doing a poo.

Tfw have a cracker of a post but cant post it becaise chinkspammer creating thread uncertainty

any cretinous worm man in?

Nowt wrong with chinkspammer

its treason then...

How could this have happened

rorke btfo

Who's this mystical Rorke you talk about? Sad little man.

Find it hilarious how rorkes try to deflect any mention of their inane leaders (trump etc) by mentioning celebs that have been outed for rape.

rememberance day has got me proper sad for the first time ever
all those lads gave their life and for what

real non-autistic nu

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Run wagey run
Or toilstein will get you
Run wagey run
Or youll never get away

Wagey run wagey flew
Wage tore his suit in two

Wagey run run so fast
Cuz he want no work-related task

Wagey run away from his desk
Gets no pay cuz he wants a rest

Some folks say a wagey won't miss
Three were missing from my office
One on leave
And one was sick
One had a rope and it was hung around his neck

Hey Mr Toilsman dont catch me
Catch that wagey not at his pc

Wagey run run so fast
Friday come and he was free at last

Oh fuck off and stop threadsplitting you'll kill /brit/

matt

Business idea: everybody makes a /brit/ thread

why do you all migrate ee
ven before the bump limit just because a link is posted. honestly a few years ago you'd be banned eventually. it just shows how most of you people haven't been here that long and are about 18 and autistic

Only the Jews can say no on a Saturday. Do you duty!

t. spacker who's been refreshing the old thread by himself for the last 12 minutes

I do it cuz everyone else does it

Dont wanna be a pillovk talking to himself

haha kill yourself granddad

Caring about new threads is the real autism

Fucking bin yourself

sick of it

So the aussie thinks I'm going to post in a thread insulting our primeminister's instead of a simple chinese thread.
I won't give him the satisfaction the sad case.

REEEEEEE I CAN'T POST IN A THREAD IF I DON'T LIKE THE OP EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE FORGETS WHAT THE OP IS IMMEDIATELY

this, you can't even see the OP at this point, let it go

Its 6:30 am
Turn off always sunny
Put down the bong
Go to bed
Wankers

But I can't let communism prevail

DJ played a 'mans not hot' bassline remix in the club last night

normies fucking loved it

lads does anyone have a problem with premature ejaculation?
I've started having sex with the ex gf again and on good days I struggle to hit two minutes
On particularly bad days it's 10 or 15 seconds

Should I start wearing a condom again? Will anything else help? She claims it's fine but I know she isn't fine with it and I'm not fine with either.

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communism is the future, the jews will push it a bit too far eventually and the proletariat will rise up

This is a normie general mate

have forgotten lei feng's good example
now italo disco is my best friend

small brain: communism
medium brain: neoliberalism
large brain: fascism
ascended brain: libertarianism

>10-15 seconds
>she claims it’s fine

grim

join me or die, can you do any less?

shagged more birds than you pipe down

TWO PLUS TWO IS FOUR

>saturday morning
>cuppa in bed
>comfy stuff on telly
>pub with the lads later
>0 toil
ahhhhhh yes, the weekend

Remember Lei Feng's good example please guys x

um no sweaty x

yeah but the whole point of doing a new thread is when u get to the bump limit. now you morons just think "been a while.. post a new one!" a few years ago they used to ban us for that and i'm starting to miss it now all we have is retards and kids

oh please, libertarian is the smallest brain of all

why do yanks pronounced italy like IDDALY

>going to normie clubs

end it my dude

Have done in the past. There are two key things imo: Cardiovascular fitness...go running until you can do 10k without stopping and you will last a lot longer in bed. Second this is mindset which is more difficult to address, but I find it's about being truly comfortable with your partner.

only fucked 4 girls

>tfw i'm off now until thursday

feels good

all it takes is the mention of toil to turn me from your picture in to my picture

mumsie seems fine and will catch her plane

all looking good for montag

How about I fucking don't
I'm going to spend Sunday eating like a pig and shitposting like a maniac

looking good brendog

Even if you did I wouldn't care because I'm not that much of an utter cretin, you are probably timid and shy in real life and I'd easily connect your head to the pavement at terminal velocity - erasing your existence from this planet in seconds. You runt.

nice shades brenny

See

>'cuppa'
>'cuppa' in bed
>having a TV in bedoom

runt life confird

thoughts on licking girls arseholes?
considering giving it a try

never had a job
don't understand the toil meme

8/10, the best art comes from a background of pure suffering

sorry, what's wrong with a cup of tea in bed of a weekend morning

I thought remembrance sunday was on a sunday

tv, computer and bed are all in one room for me

muy tengo dinero, oh
muy tengo dinero...

Nothing, but I normally have a wank in the cup when i'm done with it just so I don't cum in my boxers

RLC

>posting in a chinkspammer thread
you guys are retards

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>tfw been working since 16
>tfw I am the toil meme

nothing wrong with a tv in the bedroom lad

hardly spam if it's one picture at the start of a thread is it

>waking up early to go to a place you don't want to to work for 8+ hours doing something you don't want to do
>wake up it's dark, leave the office it's dark
>paid just enough to live and not a penny more
>complete submission to Mr Toilberg, if you even DARE chat back, you'll be fired, have to suppress emotions 24/7
>not enough sleep
>having to spend 8 hours locked in a room with people I hate

You'll understand someday my friend

*turns around and walks away*
*trips up and falls in to a puddle*

wouldn't put my tongue near a literal shithole unless i was paid

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big fan

how new are you?
chinkspammer has been a notorious spammer over the years

grug no post in chink thread cause chink communist

no one cares about the OP though. it gets forgotten 3 posts in. in fact, you're probably the chink spammer trying to garner attention because your gimmick fails every time.

>chinkspammer
>makes a new OP once a day and posts about Mao every now and again

don't get the hate tbqh, rorke is MUCH worse when he gets going

have the exact opposite problem
find it difficult to cum during sex

I've started cycling a bit recently so I'll keep up with that and start running too. All of my mates like to keep fit so I'll see if they want to run with me.
She's the one that took my virginity almost a year and a half ago and the only girl I've had sex with so I'd definitely say I'm comfortable with her, and she has told me that when I actually go more than 2 minutes, I'm without a doubt the best sex she's ever had so I guess she's comfortable with me.

FUCK RORKE.
LOVE CHINKSPAMMER.
SIMPLE AS CAN BE.

mock me please for being a skinny pale runt

I was losing the argument so I called him edgy
*puts fingers in the shape of a gun*
*blows the end*
*holsters finger gun*
maybe next time kiddo

it would need to be completely clean and shaved

>premature ejaculation

ah no, you've fallen for the ol' porn meme
you're meant to cum as quick as possible

not new just not a sperg that is bothered by what is in the OP that I will scroll past once

>sperg
bold claim

you look like a 70 year old

if rorke wants my support he better provide good choons

old photo
not skinny

mad how there are 40 million blacks in America

that's more than there are Polish people in Poland

Why is it always Australians that do grug posting, brainlet posting, and fedora posting? I don't understand how parroting a boring meme is clever. Low effort posting. Embarrassing.