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slags and crisps edition

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wank will poo bum

ha, rubber pants

What is the real meaning of slags?

any trophies man in?

do wish women wouldn't wear so much makeup

don't care

commies are disgusting

love slags

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business idea: trickle-up economics where poor people work for rich people and devote their entire lives to economic slavery so mr. toilberg can buy that new luxury yacht for his wife

don't believe it's been tried before, I'll call it capitalism

hmm oh yes now this is how you make a thread ladies and gents

real new

anyone read any good books lately?

it's not happening, give up

not a reading man
hate the place

lei feng would never give up

not usually a feet man but they're quite cute in this pic

i cant read

>trickle-up economics
Isn't that just a regressive tax?

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some people would rather shitpost about chinese communism than girls, unbeliveable desu

Idk if this was worth the wait

ugly tattoos & lazy eye hidden by angle

glasses inside

caked in makeup, ugly outfit, fake eyebrows

tattoos

chest tattoo, lazy eye even more visible

Would being normal really have been that bad?

nice 5 o clock shadow

mad how nonwhites refuse to learn how to swim considering they're always being slaughtered in droves by tsunamis and other assorted third-world circumstances

Rorke: virgin
Leftypol: virgin nonce

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>The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Not sure what the Dutchman meant by his post

fuck me i need a gf so badly

looks good

any jobs going in vietnam?

do they do the thing there where they give you cola/drinks in a small plastic bag

at the ball last night i met:
>A weirdo freemason with a handlebar moustache and who was smoking a pipe who told me that he killed a man in the Colombian Army when he was 19 and agreed to induct me into the Freemasons next term
>A professional gymnast/cheerleader who agreed to go on a date with me this Sunday
>A chainsmoking American with a diamond jaw who was extremely racist but also extremely funny
>A DJ who looked EXACTLY like Ryan Gosling who I went up to and said "Hey you look exactly like Ryan Gosling" and he gave me a fistbump

all in all a really fun night
not 100% sure if it was worth the entry price, though there were unlimited free drinks and food and stuff and the musical/gymnastic performances were really cool

and wearing black tie is fun too

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*fist bumps camera*

someone hat this clown

yeah mate, I'll just breaststroke away from this Tsunami shall I?

fucking spastic

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no, breaststroke INTO IT
ya div

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are gay clubs like this?

not that fat

pop culture shirt, string bracelets

wonky eye, smoker's neck

shut the fuck up nobody cares

sounds like extremely virgin-esque analysis`

>buying fast food in an ethnic country

those ethnic types are always crowing on about their bloody ox testicle omelettes and crow eye soups and yet runts like viet mong don't even have the common courtesy to sample the local culinary delights, gives me the fear to be honest

Let's see inside, interested to know what vietnamese takeaways look like.

prefer not to say

might just resign myself to my fate as a soiboi

>ethnic country

rorke's cleared out dad's pill cabinet again

Aren't you supposed to swim diagonal to the shore or into the current slightly in order to avoid being pulled under? The pull lessens once you get to the dropoff.

desu if you turned the music WAYYY up and stop before the dumb drama bit at 1:02 then yeah thats pretty accurate

easiest solution: never go outside

the more of you the better x

I unironically do, so you're the one who can shut up.

can’t swim a stroke, but I sure know every dive in town

if there's a tsunami you're not meant to be swimming at all

ah yes let me just swim diagonally to this 30-foot tsunami that's been building speed for the past 600 miles that should do the trick

shut up nerd

Soros is literally a real life Bond villain

ah yes i'll just swim through this giant wave of trees, cars, and buildings which have been washed down the highstreet by the tsunami

FEMINISM vs LOGIC #3

Well if you're stuck in a tsunami you're probably dead anyways so may as well do anything you can

Nearly drowned off the coast of Spain once. Got pulled out to sea by the current, exhausted myself trying to swim back. Scary to think about what might have happened had my nan not taught me how to float on my back and conserve energy.

wouldn't be worried at all about getting caught in a tsunami because I would know that the lord god and jesus christ are welcoming me back into the fold of eternal glory

bigger nigger

Ben Shapiro EVISCERATES Dumb BLM Niggers

desu I've eaten some vile shit out of the street food carts they have around, but this place is a proper decent restaurant that just offers takeaway
It's really good so I'm willing to wait
Already left, safe and sound at home again

if you swim between the flags you don't have to worry about any of it
dumb cunt

All you've contributed is shitting on others contributions. You're fucking cancer. Fuck off.

Would donate my left and right bollocks to have: a large underground swimming pool and a large underground ice rink

no u just gotta backstroke with the tsunami so that you catch its current and float peacefully to the shore

what's the most recent thing you learnt lads?

mad how yanks say takeout instead of takeaway

gives me the fear

was on holiday in Cyprus once and went to Syria on a pedalo

Rorkey Boy.
Porkey boy.
Going into his dad's cabinet and eating any pill he can get his hands on boy.

would trade one of my bollocks for 2 bollocks in return, so I would have 3 bollocks

*calls everyone in this thread non-danish*

As if.

what was that show with the lifeguards at bondi beach called again? remember it used to be on tv 24/7 in like 2009 and all the lifeguards were proper deanos

didnt realise arabs were so ugly till I seen this pic

jordan peterson MURDERS kike sympathisers

medal, post

My dad's an odd 'un.
He always goes on about "pakis" and "nignogs" but scolded my bamps when he shouted at a black news presenter in front of me as a kid.
He wouldn't let me play/watch films that had a higher age rating than I was but then would start fights in public and bring home prozzies when I was with him.
One time he gave me a beating because I sounded too posh coming home from school.
He's 52, hasn't worked since I was a baby, is a drugged up suicidal mess, his diet is a combination of muesli, Pot Noodles, and takeaways and his favourite show is The Big Band Theory.

one of my friends married an american girl and is constantly saying takeout and trash can and various other yankisms
sad

I wonder what pornstars do "on set". Can't imagine what goes through one's mind. "Oh yeah, today I'll go film myself having sex for money. Better bring those pants I like in my duffle bag."

your blog post was shite mate, going to have to agree with virgin written all over you, would spit in your face if you dared backchat me in real life

went to africa on a banana boat

yeh hate it when that happens

>ugly

"Maybe They DESERVED To Be Gassed!" Sargon Of Akkad WRECKS Loony Lefty Arguments

interesting fact:
i met a CERN researcher last week who's groundbreaking 1979 paper on P-Branes was recently featured on Sheldon's whiteboard in the Big Bang Theory

yeah really wonder about that mate yeah

New Study: Britain CRIES OUT for Socialism

if you want people to applaud you for going to a faggoty ball then make a tumblr

sailed the atlantic ocean on a lilo

Sargon DESTROYS Tasty Chocolate Muffin - and loony lefties STILL deny it!!!!

Bet you think you're a clever runt when you make a sarcastic reply to someone's post.

bondi rescue

fuck the troops and fuck the vets. hope they're all in hell for being murdering psychopaths

have started about six independent, well-loved gimmiques during my brief soiree at this shit dump
how embarrassing /brit/

always wonder what women think when picking clothes

(for me all i think is "which of these did i wear least" because i don't wash them)