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i LOVE australia

cornwall

anime

fit lads

>i'm british

karen

Link the thread three times you fucking idiot

:3

grim

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i have no sympathy for runts incapable of spotting a single link

second poo of the day lads. not even noon yet

did a lumpy poo just now
left the shower door open and flooded the bathroom as well haha what am i like xx

things are really heating up for our druggies

funny thing is that this is actually a nice area; there's ~£2,000,000 townhouses literally 20 metres away but this one alleyway off the centre of town attracts all the druggies for miles around

>left the shower door open and flooded the bathroom
the state of british housing standards

ah the north
fascinating place

whats he doing

anime

how
ling

what exactly do you think happens if you let water run on the floor

go down and have a second go lad

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lol i do this for hours every weekend lol

Aye, alri then

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*sits on a candle*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWZA!
*flies all the way up through the roof*

baka she needs to arch her back

Mad to think that had he been born in a different time, that lad might've ended up fighting in the Napoleonic war.

junkie lad gets more sex than a lot of lads on here

come on lad name and shame your town

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on me third blue WKD. getting a bit wobbly desu

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Business idea: The quarter of a trillion that Apple alone have avoided in tax is injected right into essential infastructure of the UK

screeching

Fucking hate that unfunny Aussie manlet cunt

there should be a divider between the shower and the rest of the bathroom
not that hard

screeching like an actual piglet

One time these people would have been honest but simple farming folk. Look what the modern industrialized world has done to them.

golden glue on the loo

> ~£2,000,000 townhouses
>in the north
lmao

bit late for that isnt it? they already avoided it

is WKD exclusively a childs drink?

if I bought it would the shopkeeper laugh at me?

>>>>>>>>>>>toned
errrr

what's he up to tonight?

why don't you move

Looks like sloppy seconds are on the menu for you!

something cool I bet

Went to have the minute's silence at the war memorial today with everyone.
Going to a service in the cathedral tomorrow.

Remembrance day always leaves me feeling deeply sad but also somewhat nostalgic.

Sex without love is like an ocean without water

nationalise apple
send in the troops to secure their buildings

we're going on a date together

if happy meals are for kids then what do adults eat

Would probably think you're buying it for some 13 year old girls outside

ummm there is. its the door.

Woefully common in apehoods here....but the UK?

you're a cuck to the government.

just go to a normal church. ffs

depends. think a student would get away with it. but youd look a bit of a knob buying it in some shitty town at 30 years of age

african flatulence

sad suppers

no idea why british lefties think remembrance day glorifies war
its called REMEMBRANCE day for a reason honey

I live in the modern industrialised world and I'm not shooting up heroin and banging slags in alleyways.

don't believe anyone can be this thick tbqh

>trying to understand lefty logic

most brits are lower class/lower middle class

we've only really just left dire poverty which has lasted from WW2 up until about 10 years ago

You're missing out, m8

the shopkeeper would not care

Fuck lefties, I want to do both desu

They are called the glorious dead for a reason.

euphoria feasts

When is the remembrance Day for all the people brutally murdered by the British empire?

Once upon a time nobody was.

doubt it

what a load of fucking shit

Turn around!
BRIGHT EYES!
>every now and then I fall apart

those aren't real (white) people

who gives a shit, wogs arent human

if it was strictly about remembrance then they could turn up in normal clothes without marching in and larping in defence of the realm

don't know why you have such high expectations of pit village heroin addict runtoids

always surprised when i see the normies post PJW on facebook

Can't be a junkie in the back alley, when there are no drugs and you have to devote all your time to farming to feed yourself and family.

The British empire killed millions of white people

they'd have killed each other, empire no empire, so no remembrance needed

any roadmen in

Shout down to them

men are simply more capable than women. no other way to look at it really

what would be the point of that

>murdering you is ok, you would have died anyway!

have rung the police so I'm waiting to see if the rozzers care enough to turn up before they leave

these people are at the margins of society

such people always existed

the only whites are the anglo-saxons

i was born in 1999 and i'm posting here and there's nothing you can do about it

have to cut all dairy from my food cos of acne

that explains my sexual attraction to them then

now you're getting it

been a few weeks since i've felt a woman's warmth

the virgin complaint

the chad exclamation

shoot them with an air rifle

these are the people that voted for brexit

same
1999 gang

>No drugs
Yes because drugs only came into existence in the last few decades lmao

just wash your face you greasy fuck