Can we all agree on this?

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Reverse everything then I agree

>red apples mid-tier
>pears low-tier
>p*ne"""apples""" god tier
no

reminder that apples are the poor man's pear

>pineapples
yes

Raw fruits and vegetables are disgusting and\or tasteless.

>raw pineapple is disgusting or tasteless
>raw plum is disgusting or tasteless
>raw kiwi is disgusting or tasteless
>raw mango is disgusting or tasteless
>this is considered good taste in Russia

>der untermensch

But what about high vitamin Russian onions?

You have yo understand that they only get onions there.

> pineapple
Sour and it hurts to eat it

> plum
Sour or tasteless

>kiwi
Sour to the point of being inedible also looks like a chimpanzee testicle.

>mango
Slightly sweet tasting water

>Dragon fruit
Most disappointing thing I've ever eaten. Overall not a bad list though.
Man if you can't taste raw pineapple you should see a doctor about how out of whack your taste buds are.

ananas is shit tier

Poor kid who never tried real food.

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>pineapple
>sour
>plum
>sour
>kiwi
>sour
You know that you're supposed to eat RIPE fruit right?

You need to buy your fruits from better places then.

Who tf made this awful pic?
Did /ck/ make this shit?

Hello!!!
Where are garlic????

>mangoes and lemons not god-tier
>grapes, pears, chili peppers, and tomatoes not high-tier
>tangerines not included (also high/god-tier)
>dragonfruit not mid-tier

>pineapple
>Sour and it hurts to eat it
You're not supposed to eat the skin

Apples, pears, grapes, melons, watermelons.

Oh and strawberry is the most disappointing shit ever. It looks fucking fantastic and you expect it to taste at least as good as it looks but then you bite it and it's slightly sweet AT BEST.

If you buy fruits frequently, you know there's a chance of it being tasteless. Once I bought a pineapple at a market that looked amazing on the outside, but it tasted like plain water.

>Bylat Bylatinovich can only buy artifically grown fruits and vegetables

looks like sanctions work

>buying fruits that out of season

I'm growing ground cherries in my basement this winter, but I haven't tasted them before. Where would they fit on the list?

>tfw also growing a sweet and spicy pepper variety which I haven't tasted yet

>These Russian descriptions of fruit
Do Russians just get shit-tier fruit or what, these descriptions sound fucking alien to me.

>apples in anything but god tier

Кpacивo ты их, бpo.

Only good European fruits here were Russian.

I've never heard of ground cherries before. How do they taste?

Limes are objectively the best fruit.

Commit sudoku.

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of course i can't agree with this, red (ape)les are the fucking worst of the worst, especially when they're ripe as fuck and it feels like biting down a bag of sand with sugar mixed in

Only subhumans hate tomatoes.

They're probably called Chinese lanterns or something like that there? We grow the as decorations.

The only fruits that MAY SOMETIMES VERY RARELY taste decent are apples and pomelos.

> I've never heard of ground cherries before. How do they taste?
They taste like shit just like every other fruit, vegetable, root or berry.

I've heard they're pretty sweet, kind of have a tropical fruit flavour. They're nightshades, so they kind of look like little tomatoes when you cut them.

on what planet are raspberries shit tier you utter spacker

I like all fruitz.

>plantains are shit tier

Just because the only starch you eat is rice doesn't mean plantains are shit.

I'm not bantering here, I'm speaking the truth. As soon as I grew out of the age when my mum could force we to eat fruits and vegetables I stopped eating them. They're horrible.

Pitahaya is simply something in a kind of tasteless qiwi. Pineapples and pomegranate is way better in a form of juice. Tastiest fruit on my opinion is lychee.

I bet you have hemorrhoids from eating too much meat

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OK.

holy shit fruits stold to russia must be garbage

They will go nicely with some coctails.

What about our Lord and Saviour Garlic?

Where are you importing your fruits from mate? It's literally the opposite of that

yes we know you are a subhuman retard

I did have them but then I started adding bran (fiber) so everything is back to normal now. Also I'd rather deal with blood coming out of my arse than eat fucking veggies.

>not liking fruits and vegetables
Kid tier desu

>patrician tier
dragon fruit, kiwi, durian, cherry
>good tier
pear, apple, banana,raspberry ,strawberry , orange
>real nigga tier
watermelon
>why eat shit
mango, pineapple, melon, grape
>not even fruit
tomato

Buckwheat, onions, and cured pork fat are great and all, but you Ruskies need to get your hands on some fresh vegetables. Don't you guys have vegetable gardens in your dachas?

fixed

fruits of the forest >>>>> everything else

Fruits are low-tier, its just sugar. Its as bad as candy or soda.

Rutabaga, kale, horseradish, turnip, cabbage, celeriac, root parsley, bean sprouts, beets.
These are the good vegetables.

lmao berries are garbage

You obviously cook them before eating, dummy

t. monkey

Today I learned that the fruit sold in Russia is apparently fucking trash, thanks Sup Forums.

Having a dacha is expensive. We sold that as soon as the country started getting better after the 90s because we didn't have to grow our own food anymore as it became readily available for an affordable price in the stores again.

>t.jungle nigger

>g-guy the f-fruits that won't g-grow in my country a-are like r-really bad

berries are boring and tasteless just like slavs and a reflection from your shitty flora with poor diversity and productivity

I'm not talking just about the fruits in stores. Homegrown ones taste of nothing or are very sour as well.

>garbage vegetables that are either given to pigs or eaten as side dishes
>good

I can only imagine what boring vegetables taste like when they meet boring cuisine like yours

>russian
Opinion discarded

fugg DDD: wer ar the crowberries???? ::DDD

>berries are boring and tasteless
are you a retard?

>t. Muhammad ebin Spurdallah

I'll take boring vegetables wit a nation that manages itself, rather than enjoying such fun and diverse hedonistic fruits of a ghetto like Brazil.

Nuked your arrogant ass

No, these arbitrary ranking memes are dumb. Fuck you.

Russian vegetables taste better than the ones in Europe pham.
Especially if you go to south like dagestan. Then even fruits are better

You are literally the first sane person from dumbfuckistan I have ever seen

>discuss food
>get bantered
>lose it
>resort to MUH HDI

your vegetables grow in a dry frozen sunless shithole
our warm land abundantly bathed by both sunshine and rain generated a flora that evolved to become as tasty as possible to attract seed disseminators

If you really believe this, then you've been effectively memed.

>mango and strawberries
>not god tier

the bottom 3 rows are objectively better than the top row
kys

>dumbfuckistan
>>>/2005/
>>>/thebushyears/

It's pretty much impossible to get decent strawbwerries south of 60°N. South of 50°N they're just water.

Naw, good wild strawberries and blueberries grow pretty far south in North America.

>strawberries in two different tiers

>boring cuisine like yours
Like you've ever heard about our cuisine.

our strawberries are fat and sweet in the right season

Poziomka (woodland strawberry) tastes vastly different to farmed strawberry cultivars you fuckwit

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE ON THIS? (berries are not included, they're all god tier)

strawberries inclided cuz they're wors than other berries ofc

>lemons n peaches in low tier
>oranges not in high tier

you fucked up
lemoon is good in everything
have you ever tried natural orange juice?

Lemons in high and limes in low learn to look

also peaches in mid and apricot in low
also oranges can be too different to be in high. They can be disguistingly sweet or cool.

>there are """"""""""""""""""languages"""""""""""""""""" that don't differentiate between wild strawberries and strawberries

never tried limes actually. lemons are a false cognate in portuguese for limes. limes are the shit you slav subhuman

>also oranges can be too different to be in high
same goes for pineapples and tangerines

list of Finnish strawberries

meadow strawberry
forest strawberry
cultivated strawberry

>never tried limes actually. lemons are a false cognate in portuguese for limes. limes are the shit you slav subhuman
speak human you fucking monkey

Fruits are for faggots.

What the hell? I didn't know that Russia had so much in common with us Americans.

Strawberry, melon, a cherry on top, butter, a popcorn that I can p-o-o-o-o-p

Grapes are god tier wtf
Especially the green ones