Convince me that Australia isn't the greatest country in the planet

Convince me that Australia isn't the greatest country in the planet.

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Spiders, snakes, and a million other things that will kill you. Also, 90% of your country is a barren wasteland

They pretty much convict themesleve alone no need further words for that
Deep down they alredy know the truth

I agree, Australia is amazing

Too fucking hot, poor internet, horrible timezone for following anything that happens in the US or Europe.

i want to cum in australians

Pretty sure most of them are gay desu

wogs, coons, lebs, niggers, seamonkeys, orienals, expensive, dying Anglo-Germanic REAL Australian population, censorship

JCÜCKMYSHITUP

stop being a fuckng pussy, "omg you have to step on a funnel-web spider every week what a shit life" fuck off

>barren wasteland
still a higher HDI then you fucks

I know it’s only the kangaroo venom talking so I’ll forgive you for your extremely rude comment.

Abos, Emu War, venomous animals

country is full of flaming galahs
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DELET THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It'll be little beijing in like 20 years and apparently housing prices are soaring

Not great for young people

So much this, Australia is a shithole, don't give me any of that highest hdi or whatever thats all fucking horseshit to make us look good

Its mostly just whites and asians. No blacks or other undesirables

>be australian
>get bited by spider
>2 seconds
>die

ok

I want to cum inside you.

i want to cum in singaporeans

I've had a aussie coworker. Best people ever.

yea saffers on the other hand are all cunts for some reason

literal desert

Why are there even dots in the middle. What are they doing there?

dot in the middle might be alice springs, probably remote towns and stuff

easy

It seems like a hassle to transport anything there like food.

aussie toilets flow the wrong direction