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nisam sladak al sam krut

uuuuugh

>greeks trying to manipulate their neighbors
nothing new here

Nukes are worse, one can never win against a nuke nation, never again will a small country be able to become a player. Status quo will exist until doomsday

Daily reminder that whites are submissive cucks with inferior and recessive genes

>what's nanotech

"i'm not sweet but i'm ???"

this sentence is basically in bulgarian

Greeks, biggest cucksuckers in the Ballkan.

an empty promise

B-But they took the cute macedonians away from us. How could we befriend them let alone become best friends when we got separated from our fellow macebros

krut = tvrd be more

I don't like milk products

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a small country with nukes can still be a player if
>they have nukes (israek, n.korea)
>they have bunkers / mountains / IT people who can bring down satellites etc
>spies in the larger power and can hack / sabotage their weapons

>tfw you'll never be khan avitohol and live 450 years

makes are willingly distancing themselves from us at this point

kurac mi je krut

Uni takes a lot of time from me and i dont have time to go to a diet doctor
I take pills everyday for my thyroid

north korea is a source of instability, they might not exist as a national entity in 10 years

But Iran will have nukes, fucking Pakistan has nukes, everyone has nukes.

who pyм штaнгли hier

Something unaffordable for anyone except the global players

Also tactical nukes cannot be caught with it

CКAЖИ ЧEЧHЯ КPУTO

B-But I don't want to believe that. Why can't makes love us like I love them

>Non-dinaric shiptaroid/tatar comes near me

>mfw Russia will win the nanotech race

Bulgaria should have been part of Yugoslavia

Yeah but you need to be either jew or so isolated and pointing 20.000 artillery cannons on a city which is important for a global player and have chinese support to get the nukes. Jew nukes are even not official, although everybody knows they have them

Russia always thought of us as the Danube Gubernia. Didn't work out for them.

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Cucking savages since 5000bc

this
shiptaristan too

We're so different to shitgarians you unironically believe bulgarians weren't in yugoslavia

>when you win the nanotech race at 9 but you have to get your wife to the hospital to get an abortion at 10

this

>Russia always thought of us as the Danube Gubernia
what does Russia have to do with you?

I've never found cumming a girl's tummy to be rocket science, what the fuck is that?

Bulgaria is rightful Russian clay

>Poland, Portugal, Austria and Bosnia
best European countries

Never ever will smol Bulgaria be able to expand again except with gayish referendums and shit

why is romania so high what the fuck

half of bulgarians and albanians were in memeslavia and half were outside, the country was unstable because of that

You need to ask your doctor about how your thyroid affects your metabolism and when you get the time measure your muscle mass. You can even do this at home, there are digital scales that can scan you.

>Uni takes a lot of time from me and i dont have time to go to a diet doctor
You literally will go there for like half an hour... One time is enough. Go there so that you get your shit measured and know how to proceed.

Poland Ireland and Portugal its forbidden by law

We speak a close language, and they created the modern Bulgarian nation as an Ottoman client state after the war of 1878. We declared independence from Russian and Turks some years later. In 1994, Russian conquered us again.

*1944

>the country was unstable because of that

>1994
1991

xeil xjitlarr :BBB

>In 1994, Russian conquered us again.
they conquered you how exactly?

He meant 1944

>tfw no serbs itt to express friendship with

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it is simple, my dear cyril. for example, albanians of kosovo wanted to separate from yugoslavia and join albania from day one. the only solution was to make albania a part of yugoslavia too. and bulgaria

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>macor i kukja ke ebam sve sto ima doma

there's also a syndrome called
>wimpy white boy syndrome
white males when born prematurely perform worse and develop slower

How can wimpy white cucks with inferior and recessive genes even compete?

how was life in Bulgaria during Soviet influence? I just read on Wikipedia now:

>By the mid-1950s standards of living rose significantly, while political repressions were lessened. By the 1980s both national and per capita GDPs quadrupled

I've herd Bulgarians will be blocking us at accession in EU, especially when they will be now the main representatives of EK and Western Balkans. Is that true?

Roll for Armend

they can't
and they know it
that's why swedes and germans sperg out so hard in med threads

Bulgarian phenotype

70s and 80s Yugoslavia had a higher living standard, largely because of access to consumer goods from the West.

>be bulgarian doctor
>go to serbia to treat patients for free
>get arrested
servs are subhumans that suck turkish and russian cocks

morning balk

>I've herd Bulgarians will be blocking us at accession in EU,

After our experiences with the V4 parasites, we don't want any more slavniggers in the EU.

Fuck off.

I hope so, EU is horrible for Balkan states in ALL possible ways

we don't want in EU either

kys germcuck

Officially we are supporting you. I personally think you're way too pro-Russian.

there's talk about it in our media, prob something some politician said, don't think it was boyko tho

You are one thread late. Tomorrow maybe

I'm surprised aswell, I thought abortions were not really some everyday shit here

Stay poor, pooptin satellite

>Bulgarians are so criminal even their DOCTORS get arrested

zdr ko pr

kek this

tatars BTFO once again

Whatever our western masters order us to do we will do

n6 ti?

>we don't want in EU either

What a terrible, terrible loss.

Respond to my b8 thread fucking eurocucks

n6

>we don't want in EU either
>we want to suck more turkish and russian cocks
nobody cares what serv peasants want

Its psychological with you because it was forbidden under ceaucescu. That is why majority of ex commie countries has many fascist movements as well, even eastern germany

Boyko fucking loves Servia. he's a regular Bankya peasant boy.

That's fucking laughable. During the 50s the red scum beat up farmers for refusing to give their land, executed you if you were allegedly a '''''''fascist'''''''''' up to 1961 when they fucked up so much we had to sell o`all of our gold reserve to the Russians so we don't implode. The same happened in 76. After those years 1989 came and the whole regime collapsed leaving us piss poor in the 90s because muh based tosho decided to give free stuff while knowing that we are on our way to eventually bankrupt

yeah, we'll let more migrants instead and watch your destruction from the safe distance :^)

>even eastern germany

East Germans are the Poles of Germany.

Where is the Zerg from yesterday

good times :)

east germans are germanized slavs though, that explains it

>tatar butthurt

>I've herd Bulgarians will be blocking us at accession in EU
>fail to meet the minimum EU standards
>it was the Bulgarians fault
Servlets are truly horrible.

sucking American and EU cock is easy, that can do any weak shithole of a country

You arent even a german

He's so alpha I bet every girl who approaches him sucks his dick

I hope you get in
gonna need some help destroying the western wh*Teboys from within ;)

God fucking dammit you guys dont know what kind of bullet you dodged during the 21st century

>destruction

You'd know a thing or two about that.

Died hopefully.