>"Good morning, user. How do you like your eggs?"
"Good morning, user. How do you like your eggs?"
free
I'm a mediterranean person, I don't really eat eggs, sorry.
You can leave now
p-pls let me go
Unfertilized. Fuck I hate pregnancy scares.
If you're talking breakfast, Benedict would be great.
I dont let anyone else but myself cook my eggs
like my roastie whores: beaten to a mushy pulp
where am I these are not my sheet
But why?
havent met anyone who cooks them well, they're always dry as shit
Licked.
>overcooked eggs
Unforgivable.
I just stick them in an egg boiler. Perfectly boiled every time
Well, boiled is easy mode to begin with, all you need to do is set a timer.
Raw to go with my rice
Ken-sama...
In a bowl in a stranger's house
Fuck you urbanite
I would like to have my eggs up inside your pussy.
Shut up roastie and buy me some Brioche and Espresso
Eggs in the morning are for animals not human
A true urbanite wouldn't have space in their kitchen for something as superfluous as an egg boiler.
I prefer an entire bowl of eggs
Over easy
Sunny side up master race forever.
Fuck eggs, i want breast milk
I WANT MILKIES
>eggs
>morning
I don't want to puke all day.
Unless she's talking about sucking my balls of course
I came to post this
Who are you and where's my autistic finn bf?
I like my eggs fried and in a lightly toasted sandwich with sausage, bacon and a little bit of red sauce