"Good morning, user. How do you like your eggs?"

>"Good morning, user. How do you like your eggs?"

free

I'm a mediterranean person, I don't really eat eggs, sorry.
You can leave now

p-pls let me go

Unfertilized. Fuck I hate pregnancy scares.

If you're talking breakfast, Benedict would be great.

I dont let anyone else but myself cook my eggs

like my roastie whores: beaten to a mushy pulp

where am I these are not my sheet

But why?

havent met anyone who cooks them well, they're always dry as shit

Licked.

>overcooked eggs
Unforgivable.

I just stick them in an egg boiler. Perfectly boiled every time

Well, boiled is easy mode to begin with, all you need to do is set a timer.

Raw to go with my rice

Ken-sama...

In a bowl in a stranger's house

Fuck you urbanite

I would like to have my eggs up inside your pussy.

Shut up roastie and buy me some Brioche and Espresso
Eggs in the morning are for animals not human

A true urbanite wouldn't have space in their kitchen for something as superfluous as an egg boiler.

I prefer an entire bowl of eggs

Over easy

Sunny side up master race forever.

Fuck eggs, i want breast milk

I WANT MILKIES

>eggs
>morning
I don't want to puke all day.

Unless she's talking about sucking my balls of course

I came to post this

Who are you and where's my autistic finn bf?

I like my eggs fried and in a lightly toasted sandwich with sausage, bacon and a little bit of red sauce