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short and fat edition

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babestation

i fucking love fit lads
(and science)

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/929511061954297857
He actually said this. shit, this screenshot will be in the history books.

the USA is simply not a serious country

Manlets BTFO

anime

god imagine actually being called Dermot or Seamus

screeching

drumpf is actually worse than hitler because hitler wasnt sexist

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got the date with the Chinese cheerleading captain tomorrow

hes only ever seen me in formal black tie - i hope he still likes me when he finds out im usually very shaggy and casual in appearance

Eek!

anime

Oxford bendre

The Sape sees the thick shaft of the Neanderthal BULL and covers up his own willy out of utter INSECURITY. How will the Sapiens ever recover?

t. nigel winklebottom

>cheerleading captain
>he
what is wrong with anglos

thinking about naming my son Lock or perhaps US Marine

fuck your tea tax faggots

Maisie Williams with a chode?

I ENVY YOUR YOUTH

the gays

stupid smug BITCH nenecchi is trying her BEST
she needs to fuck OFF

your either the retard that asked a stupid question and got mad at getting an obvious action or the retard that cant figure out to brush hir hair

do one prick

yeah why not derail the thread by bringing politics into it nobhead.

>he

this is a good representation of the average bbc news article

oxford why are you such a rice queen?
this is your THIRD asian that you mentioned on Sup Forums alone

Really howl whenever some random yank comes here and starts talking about some colonial shite like this The average brit probably doesn't even know that Britain created america

neanderthal is a manlet though

>Alpha ceesay

>The average brit probably doesn't even know that Britain created america
hello northerner

you homophobic or what?

love black women
hate white women
simple as

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goodness gracious

what are your two favorite modes to pair together? mine are aeolian and lydian

me on the right

If yanks hate britain so much they should have stopped using our language hundreds of years ago

*lands in thread*

Stop pretending like you belong here amerimutt

roasties btfo

didnt know models do pairs 2bh

bf's watching star trek
lmao what a nerd

Wish they fucking did

Knaves, all of them

*films you*

yum

lol nerrrrrrd
andromeda is so much better than star trek

weak insecure sapes JEALOUS of the ALPHA Neanderthal's BIG meaty cock. What's the matter sape? Don't you have some pyramids to build, you lanky freak? Don't mind me, the Neanderthal BULL. Hahaha

my first bf was from Beijing, I think that influenced my "type" a lot
i know its pathetic :P

i basically go only for one of two types:
i) cute but muscular asian twinks
and
ii) tall masculine dudes with heavy stubble

drumpfs new tweet is very funny, thank you yanks for electing this guy

oxford bendre has the perfect life

>obscenely wealthy
>goes to Oxford
>has links and connections
>not bad looking
>probably tall

we created ourselves faggot read a book

youtube.com/watch?v=iVlbZXz7l8c

how did all those lads get in the girls toilets?

not a fan of drumpf honestly

yet still on here with us

>:P

im 5'9 actually
luckily im gay so it doesnt matter so much though

additionally, this:

ummm sweety

>poof

but he's gay?????????/

fucking hell bent people are so fucking weird

then the mighty brits came along, massacred you indians and made you a colony. you're welcome

>>not bad looking
pics

>luckily im gay

nobody has ever said this unironically

>go only for one of two types
jfc how much of a gay cliche can you be

That black cunt is next level

Did any of the yanks in this thread vote for drumpf?

>luckily im gay

state of that niggers lips

they're not much but the middle aged ones are very creepy and should be avoided

I didn't vote, but if I lived in a swing state I would have voted for him.

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I didn't
my brothers said they would but they didn't actually vote

runtoid

voted hillary but she had no chance in my home county anyway

>I didn't vote Drumpf

yes. wore my maga hat to uni after he won too.

Odeon do screenings supposed to be for old people for £3

tea and biscuit free

im short
i like "male" hobbies and have nothing in common with women
i am bad at traditional dating
i prefer the other partner to take charge

i am very happy to be gay

>I didn't vote
utter negro/teenage girl behavior

>voted hillary
also utter negro/teenage girl behavior

post more fit lads, fuck

my friend is going to oxford, says it's boring as

teal'c is the absolute boy, good taste mon frere

whats it like being gay
cant imagine not liking girls

you're not gay you're just a runt

needs more sorbo and lexa doig

>yes. wore my maga hat to uni after he won too.

middle class bastard

you're not a runt, you're just a cunt

gonna roll a spliff

imagine that 99% of girls have the same interests as you - videogames, pizza, etx

imagine that your gf is always DTF and never blueballs you

imagine that women are rational and fun to talk to

this is what it is like to be gay

>he actually typed this

wew

man on fire with denz is very kino

my local IKEA is filled with Vietnamese people

don't know why

>this new meme is an attempt by the alt-right to attack diversity

it's like liking girls but opposite
shoking

gaypol discord out

>hes here

I want to go back in time to cuck a Neanderthal and breed his woman.

still can't believe this is a real tweet by the president of the united states of america
its been 12 months and he never fails to amaze me

>middle class bastard
what did he mean by this?

ok ill give it a shot were do i start

link PLEASE

can i get a link to the /brit/ discord from anyone?