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Sunday night eurobeat edition
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devon

Why are British trains so unbelievably shit and outdated?
The trains themselves are just tin box pieces of shit. They are not on time. The smallest thing will delay or cancel the train. They don't go very fast. If another train is approaching the opposite direction it will slow down or come to a halt.
What the fuck happened?

Japan had a bullet train in the fucking 80s

got a redbull in the fridge

might save it for tomorrow x

Like it or not, due to the phenomenon of digitally distributed media and his 1million+ downloads of his podcast a month, not to mention his youtube channel and the long play nature of his outputs, Joe Rogan is the most prolific and listened to interviewer of all time

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don't feel guilty for any of this since I didn't personally do any of it, and I assume the same goes for every single sane englishman

good tune

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Who wants to hear a good joke?

enjoyed this post

not sure I agree with the 'british trains never run on time' meme
my SWT journeys are on time probably 90%+ of the time

babestation

Go on then lad

why would you listen to eurobeat shite when all of the best electronic music is british

lmao

nice to occasionally listen to what the continental musiclets are doing

best part is the TGV goes to london doesn't it
did they have to build a special railroad to accommodate it?

any putney/roehampton man in?

actually shrieking at this one

took my multivitamins lads

what a really terrible song

mentioned

eurobeat is a british invention you utter lemon

STOP BUYING CHOCOLATE YOU KNOW IT COMPRIMISES MY STRICT DIET IN MOMENTS OF WEAKNESS YOU'RE JUST BITTER THAT YOU'RE FAT AND DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT DESPITE ME OFFERING TO HELP YOU REEEEEEEEEEE

I decided to have a neck brace fitted yesterday.

I haven't looked back since.

anyone got the video where the dentist appears in the doorway and tells tim he needs help?

its SWR now sweetie get with the times

>The insurgents ambushed a patrol of Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders close to a checkpoint known as Danny Boy near Majar al-Kabir.[1] The Argylls called in reinforcements from the 1st Battalion of the Princess of Wales's Royal Regiment; the latter were also ambushed and due to an electronic communications failure it was some time before further British relief arrived. While waiting for reinforcements the British were involved in one of the fiercest engagements they fought in Iraq. The fighting involved close-quarter rifle fire and bayonets.[3][2] The battle lasted for about three hours during which 28 Mahdi Army insurgents were killed; the British suffered some wounded, but none were killed in the action.[1]

>It was alleged that 20 Iraqis, taken prisoner during the battle, were murdered and that others were tortured. The British Ministry of Defence denied that the 20 were captured, stating that 20 bodies were removed from the battlefield for identification and then returned to their families; a further nine were taken prisoner and held for questioning but were not mistreated

based

>In March 2013, Christopher Stanley of the UK-based Rights Watch group said that MoD was trying to get away with grave human rights violations – including killing – without punishment or due process of law

runt

lol

Wish I had a creative job where I could;

Not work to the strict 9-5 routine
Dress how I like and be /fa/
Be able to work when and where I like
Travel to different places

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what a really terrible post

Chortling

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yes

it's getting a bit harder to find all the good stuff since the normals invaded and messed up which videos are his most viewed

music was invented by the british

scrumpy cider bey

i don't get it

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British trains are great in the south don't know why you're complaining lmao

bit expensive but yeah

it is awful though. really bad. to the point it seems like satire

made my day lad

need you out of business sunshine

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any don't care anymore man in

you want my business?

demonstrate value+negging works lads

got to see her boobies+arse minutes after this and I'd only just started talking to her

>lmao

FOY

post-apathy is the way lad

fuck off amerimutt

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what did you call stroking with your friends when you were growing up? It was semen racing here

>this was a year and a half ago

Asked summer 3 (THREE) questions and she hasnt answered a single one

KEKS!

where can i cop this?

literally 98% of this country is overweight

it's fucking terrible

and here i am taking medication that makes me gain weight to subdue my manic depressive bipolar disorder, and i'm dieting and exercising hardcore just to avoid getting fat. i just wish everyone else had the tenacity i have. i fucking despise fat people

>amerimonkeys
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tried shake shack in london.

£15 for the smallest burger I have ever seen and twelve fries.

most people don't care about themselves, they just want fun fun dance happy time

I have a skinny body but a fat stomach

How do I stop being skinny but also get rid of my gut?

What colour is south africa?

uk is overpriced with shit weather, shit landscapes, shit housing and shit food

move while you can

do anti depressants work lads?

feel like I've tried everything else to make me feel 'normal'

if they don't work then I guess I'll just feel like this for the rest of my life

physically cringed reading this

sound like a pair of seppos

she answers almost all of mine lmao

yeah lad it's sad

saw a fat cunt get an utterly massive frappe mocha from mcdonalds today. she could barely hold onto it because it was so huge. it probably contains at LEAST 3000 calories, all from fat and sugar, and that was just her breakfast

sometimes
depends on the person

she is a seppo and i often alter my typing style to communicate better to them

bout to watch Geostorm haha

she only answers questions from twitter orbiters and leftypol runtoids anymore
fucks sake

Thanks, lads. What do you lads think of Christian Scott? Is he the next Miles Davis?
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I mean I'm not disagreeing but London really is all of those things amplified. it's not as bad elsewhere in the UK

Shake Shack is american mate

sort of but they're not magic pills
all they really do is reduce the days you feel like killing yourself, they don't make you happy

not for me
sertraline gave me derealization on the first day i used them and mirtazapine was alright, but it made me feel kind of fucked after a month and i stopped taking them.

it's just a shitty solution anyway to me

starting to hate the south african poster

Jajajajajajaa

just was doing an epic bait troll lads- move on nothing to see here

London is the only decent place in the country really

I mean you've got other nice places like Bath and York but they're so small that you'll get bored after a few months

please don't mate it's awful

lmao

*sees nothing*
*moves on*

odious worm

May I ask how this all started, I struggle to start a good convo

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Only if you're relatively well off. London is a hell-scape full of migrants and unfordable housing.

asked her who her favorite beta orbiter is and I guess it aint me haha

The best song to have come out of Britain.
youtube.com/watch?v=mnjlbbWWxO4

started with a simple "Hey hottie." after I realised she was paying attention to me in the group chat

*throws acid in your face*
*forces you to sit in stagnant traffic 14 hours a day*
*scoot-by robs your phone*
*runs you over and stabs you*
*charges you £7 for a pint*
*charges you a million quid for a bedsit*

just part and parcel m8

You are staggeringly mistaken. American demographics look way, way better than yours. Mexican and Nigger birthrates continue to crash, while Conservative Christian Whites are above replacement.

We may actually be able to recover our country, because white people in our country do not want to go extinct.

The British, on the other hand, have pathetic birthrates and they're only falling. You have no religious culture--which means you have no culture at all. Even if every shitskin in the country were killed, your race would only shrink from this moment on.

I do not heed with any respect or interest le 56% meme. We are culturally superior to you, and we will hold this country. It is you who cannot even express a sensible plan to save yours--you are literally, in your post, BEGGING us to come and save you.

If we're le 56% meme, why do you want us? Aren't we just mongrels? Nevermind that it's been scientifically proven that American whites are staggeringly pure. Nevermind that your own words make your retarded demand nonsensical.

No no. Nevermind that you're retarded. The premise is retarded on its face, and then your arguments are retarded and low-information, and finally your proposed solution makes no sense whatsoever.

Frankly, I'm done with Bongs. Call me when you have a culture again.

good god

lol wtf summer just answered my question right after my past, SHE IS AMONG US

can't believe I used to browse Sup Forums unironically
though to be fair I'm sure it wasnt this bad before drumpf came along

>nah, and 'british culture' is just sarcasm and repression anyway

would throw Summer out of a helicopter

Most criminals are men. Most criminals are raised by single mothers statistically. Most single mothers have children with full knowledge that the main won't stick around but at least pay them. Conventional "deadbeat dads" are virtually nonexistent.
>sure I'll stick around! Off I go!
It comes from a time when men were bound to stick around regardless of whether they had plans to because abortion was illegal and benefits for such a thing were nonexistent. If a non-commital man accidentally gets a woman pregnant and the woman knowingly has the child that does not make her faultless or the man a "deadbeat dad." His only duty is to pay for an arrangement he could not consent to.

they all think it's leftypol

lel

just created a long overdue lena paul subfolder in the porn stash

DEEZ WUZ THE WOK OF THOZ DAM KIKE SHILLZ N SOROZ, EY BOYZ?

I recommend "The Rot" series by Millennial Woes

good one